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Most Pokemon have rounded stumps for feet and legs. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where their eyes should be. Rubbery appendages that are supposedly arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. They leave a moist trail when they move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on their surfaces, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, they shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance.
Who the fuck would want to be like that?