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Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:16:44 No.47738579 View View Reply Original Report

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You got 30 Tauros, what do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:17:14 No.47738583 Report

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Sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:17:30 No.47738590 Report

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>>47738579
Start a petting zoo for kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:17:41 No.47738592 Report

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>>47738579
Bring a lot of white women to the barn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:17:51 No.47738593 Report

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>>47738579
Start a pokemon farm and sell my products to the pokemon version of McDonald's

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:17:51 No.47738594 Report

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>>47738579
Keep the strongest one, butcher the rest into steaks. Delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:21:01 No.47738618 Report

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>>47738579
Ahs was really dumb wasting his 30 safari balls for tauros.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:21:55 No.47738623 Report

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>>47738579
Have 30 Tauros apparently. I'd release the ones that don't want to stay and/or help find new loving homes for them. For the ones that want to stay with their friends/herd/me for whatever reason, they're free to stay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:22:42 No.47738631 Report

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>>47738618
Please understand, he was trying to catch other things but those Tauros were getting in his way

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:22:48 No.47738632 Report

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>sell 30 head of steer
>take my fat profit and bank it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:26:26 No.47738675 Report

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>>47738579
>Tauros is my favorite Pokemon
Well, I'd probably spend all day just parading down the street with my Onslaught of Tauros, living it up and sharing my good fortune with the town.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:27:54 No.47738690 Report

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>>47738618
>blaming ash
Go fuck yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:29:56 No.47738712 Report

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>>47738579
sell Tauros milk to the gullible masses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:31:58 No.47738727 Report

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>>47738712
Or you could just sell prime Tauros sperm legit and make a fucking fortune, if real-world bull services are anything to go by.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:33:09 No.47738738 Report

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Bulldoze the Kanto Elite Four with them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:33:12 No.47738739 Report

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>>47738727
that's true but my plan lacks existing competitors since nobody in kanto's in the Tauros Milk business

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:34:39 No.47738753 Report

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>>47738727
This man will be well-off.
>>47738739
This grifter will become rich.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:35:00 No.47738757 Report

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>>47738739
And people aren't stupid son. They'll knnow you're trying to pass off bullcum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 02:36:26 No.47738770 Report

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>>47738753
Yeah. Once I get enough money I can then get another 30 Tauros and set up a legit business selling tauros sperm too. No reason I can't make stable money.

>>47738757
it's not bull semen, it's tauros milk! healthy fat and lactose-free alternative to moomoo milk!

The scam will work long enough to make me rich

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 04:53:20 No.47739824 Report

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>>47738618
These were gag pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 04:57:36 No.47739852 Report

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>>47738757
>people aren’t stupid
Ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 05:05:31 No.47739905 Report

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>>47738757
That’s a delicacy in Kanto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 05:06:45 No.47739915 Report

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>>47738757
This >>47739905 just claim it’s a popular delicacy in another region. Only the most classy people eat it. It works IRL, why wouldn’t it work in Pokémon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 05:17:53 No.47739991 Report

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>>47738579
Ask my coworker who lives on a farm to take them or at least help me out with re-homing them. I have no idea how to run a ranch and I'd rather not try to cram them all into a tiny suburban yard. If they're as semi-sentient as most pokemon are portrayed to be these days then I don't mind keeping one or two around because who wouldn't want a real pokemon, but if it's more the animalistic version then count me out because I am not equipped to deal with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 05:23:36 No.47740035 Report

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Slaughterhouse

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 06:18:05 No.47740365 Report

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>>47738757
>>47738770
Would Whitney love it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 06:28:04 No.47740428 Report

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>>47738579
30 hung tauros at ram ranch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 06:35:29 No.47740479 Report

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>>47738579
Do a mini running with the bulls thing like they do in spain

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 08:15:36 No.47741161 Report

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>>47738579
Nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 08:25:32 No.47741219 Report

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>>47738579
Document them, release the evidence that they exist onto the internet, and then sell them to the government for research. It's not like I can breed them (or send them to farmers that I know to have them raised and bred.) Tauros are 100% male, and there are no female Pokemon (or Ditto) available.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 11:17:54 No.47742051 Report

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MEAT
EEAT
AAAT
TTTT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 12:18:20 No.47742328 Report

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>>47738579
Recruit 30 of Kanto's finest and have my own personal Calvary army. Team Bullshit takes shit from no one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 12:20:21 No.47742336 Report

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Rule Kanto with an iron but fair fist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 13:00:04 No.47742555 Report

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>>47738579
Trample all yurifags

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 13:05:29 No.47742588 Report

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>>47738579
Look for a place to store them that doesn't have radioactive grass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 13:40:26 No.47742811 Report

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>>47738579
Find the biggest one then let him have his way with me :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 13:41:58 No.47742822 Report

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>>47738690
Shut up, Ash

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 13:44:12 No.47742835 Report

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Why'd he keep them if he didn't want them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 14:12:45 No.47743005 Report

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>>47738579
I put a kirlia in a couch between them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 15:18:36 No.47743389 Report

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>>47738579
Get 30 Miltank and a video camera.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Jul 2021 16:46:49 No.47744066 Report

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>>47742811
What do you mean by that?

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