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Sketchy shit

Another fucking NPC Fri 30 Jul 2021 03:03:55 No.47749027 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>47749105 >>47749113 >>47749639 >>47749721

What sketchy shit do you guys think goes on in the Pokemon Universe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 03:05:05 No.47749037 Report

Quoted By: >>47752951

I'll start with the obvious: People enslaving creatures inside a tiny ball and bring them out just to fight each other, all organized by a central government, the Pokemon League

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 03:07:54 No.47749061 Report

Quoted By: >>47750342

The Galar League was almost certainly rigged to keep Leon as the “unbeatable” champion for years

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Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 03:10:29 No.47749079 Report

Quoted By: >>47749681

There is some crazy shit going on in Castelia City

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 03:10:48 No.47749082 Report

Quoted By: >>47749232 >>47754850

>Gen 1 & 2
>Villains are stealing pokemon and abusing them for profit
>Gens 3-7
>Villains are trying to use legendary pokemon to gain power/unmake the world/whatever N and his dad was trying to accomplish
>Gen 8
>What villain, lol
Team rocket was the best, I actually thought they were believable bad guys. Selling slowpoke tails, creating genetic abominations, it was all so villainous but still down to earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 03:14:59 No.47749105 Report

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>>47749027
There doesn't seem to be any legal betting systems so I can see illegal battle betting being a thing.

If you want to headcanon the game corners being banned in universe then there would be a massive illegal gambling problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 03:16:57 No.47749113 Report

Quoted By: >>47749122

>>47749027
Sex with pokemon.

Another fucking NPC

Another fucking NPC Fri 30 Jul 2021 03:18:01 No.47749122 Report

Quoted By: >>47754781

>>47749113
You wouldn't fuck a ditto?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 03:32:55 No.47749232 Report

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>>47749082
>Gen 1 & 2
Mafia boss.
>Gen 3
Retard who thinks global Atlantropa is a good idea VS retard who thinks global flooding is good for the environment.
>Gen 4
Autistic schizo.
>Gen 5
Traditional "take over the world" villain except he pretends to be virtuous. Drops the act in the sequel.
>Gen 6
Literally Hitler.
>Gen 7
Psycho bitch who uses her corporation to satisfy her tentacle fetish.
>Gen 8
Retard who puts hundreds of people in danger because he can't wait a single day to solve an energy crisis that won't happen for another millennium.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 04:35:00 No.47749639 Report

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>>47749027
there's definitely a drug culture with all the poison and plant pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 04:41:40 No.47749681 Report

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>>47749079
That's just a game developer for that generation

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 04:48:37 No.47749721 Report

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>>47749027
pokemon brothels

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 06:35:54 No.47750309 Report

Quoted By: >>47754301 >>47754482

>pokegirls trainers are cheap prostitutes.
>once they get pregnant from unknown adult men they retire.
afyer the child 10 birthday they repeat everything again and if is a girl is trained for "that" purppse and she need to get close to boys so they can protect her while she feed them.
>that is the reason most pokemoms are on their 20s and there is no dad since prostitutes hardly know who got them pregnant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 06:39:15 No.47750329 Report

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All teenage trainer girls probably got sugar daddies in every town to keep up with expenses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 06:42:38 No.47750342 Report

Quoted By: >>47752906

>>47749061
Hasn't Leon proven to actually be the strongest? I don't really think they needed to rig his battles. But still, that probably did happen at some point with another champion, I remember reading that Mustard retired because the chairman at the time did in fact offered to rig one of his battles

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 14:53:48 No.47752906 Report

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>>47750342
The fucker's ace is charizard, damn right he is only champion because it is rigged

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 15:00:12 No.47752951 Report

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>>47749037
Pokemon likes being trained

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 15:08:38 No.47752997 Report

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Pokémon are used inappropriately to further human conventions.
Rotom is probably dissected to create Pokédexes and phones, nobody likes the talking personality but you can’t separate the two without killing rotom.
I assume oddish are illegal to own without a license or grass type specialization certificate but people just catch and smoke them or breed them anyway.
Dogfighting (lol) or at least fighting without rules or without restraint to kill another Pokémon is probably frowned upon.
Insert obvious sex thing here.
They’re probably used in cooking, imagine roasted vaporeon tail with clauncher spit martinis, with a side of ditto onions chips
Hypno is probably not allowed to be out in the open or else it’s like aizen’s showing everyone his sword but robbers and villains keep it around to clean up their messes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 18:12:57 No.47754301 Report

Quoted By: >>47754482

>>47750309
makes sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 18:36:11 No.47754482 Report

Quoted By: >>47754503 >>47754563

>>47750309
>>47754301
kill yourself pedophiles
you will never me a real human beings

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 18:40:54 No.47754503 Report

Quoted By: >>47754524 >>47754715

>>47754482
>i'm a pokemon fan
>i don't even know the canon or what Juunichi Masuuda has said.
most of that was sadi or implied by Masuuda on several interviews going as far to use "Women Secret" as a code for pokegirls prostitution.
And BTW Dengeki Pikachu with all the sexual inuendos and sexy stuff is canon aproved by nintendo and Masuuda himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 18:42:49 No.47754524 Report

Quoted By: >>47754546 >>47754563

>>47754503
>Dengeki Pikachu
cope harder pedo
prison awaits

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 18:45:31 No.47754546 Report

Quoted By: >>47754562

>>47754524
not on US and lolicon is legal on my country since are drawing.
keep seething.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 18:47:53 No.47754562 Report

Quoted By: >>47754597

>>47754546
why are you pedo? it's because no girls wanted you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 18:48:36 No.47754563 Report

Quoted By: >>47754632

>>47754482
>>47754524
so the furfags here are perfectly okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 18:50:27 No.47754573 Report

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What the fuck do people eat if there are only pokémon? Where does meat come from?!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 18:51:47 No.47754582 Report

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Starmie's ultra sun dex entry talks about how its jewel is popular in the black market

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 18:55:47 No.47754597 Report

Quoted By: >>47754623

>>47754562
keep coping i have a girlfriend and daughters liking lolicon content doesn't make me a pedo since i'm aware is fiction.
You are the one mixing fiction with reality.
I bet you are one step from raping a child IRL like most of your kind.
Keep seething because nintendo aproved the best manga Dengeki Pikachu which your kidn consider pedofilia,you can't change reality.
Here Dengeki Pikachu original uncensored,uncropped untranslated.
https://www100.zippyshare.com/v/pnAu86aW/file.html
a gift for real fans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 18:59:10 No.47754623 Report

Quoted By: >>47754641

>>47754597
cope harder pedo
You're lying to yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 19:00:00 No.47754632 Report

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>>47754563
With as much "power of nakama" battle-shounen shit that goes on in Pokemon, sexual relationships between trainers and Pokemon would be slightly eyebrow-raising at best. The kind of thing that, while you don't bring it up in polite company, is hardly taboo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 19:01:51 No.47754641 Report

Quoted By: >>47754663

>>47754623
be carefull police is suspecting you are abusing your neighbour.
too much pokemon without child is suspicious.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 19:04:40 No.47754663 Report

Quoted By: >>47754681

>>47754641
>be carefull police is suspecting you are abusing your neighbour.
>too much pokemon without child is suspicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 19:07:40 No.47754681 Report

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>>47754663
keep seething furry we are going to see you on the news a few days more.
i bet you used pokemon GO but since you couldn't play with kids you retired from the game
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3684465/Is-world-s-dangerous-game-Fears-new-Pokemon-app-craze-used-pedophiles-lure-unsuspecting-young-players.html

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Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 19:13:02 No.47754715 Report

Quoted By: >>47754724

>>47754503
>most of that was sadi or implied by Masuuda on several interviews going as far to use "Women Secret" as a code for pokegirls prostitution.

Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 19:14:30 No.47754724 Report

Quoted By: >>47754739

>>47754715
search youtube faggot ,i won't spoon feed you.
all you need is
> A working brain
> Japanese knowledge since interviews are in japanese.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 19:16:05 No.47754739 Report

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>>47754724
in other words, you are lying

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 19:20:14 No.47754781 Report

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>>47749122
Yes, and I'd download a car!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 19:30:18 No.47754850 Report

Quoted By: >>47754929

>>47749082
Team Rocket did nothing wrong in the Slowpoke well. Slowpoke are too dumb to feel pain, their tails grow back, and they can still evolve to a Slowking in the meantime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 19:41:41 No.47754929 Report

Quoted By: >>47755021

>>47754850
Nice headcanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 19:52:37 No.47755021 Report

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>>47754929
The points I made are canon.

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