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Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 14:37:45 No.47752812 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>47752822 >>47753450 >>47754385 >>47754514 >>47754759 >>47755529 >>47755549 >>47755778 >>47755791 >>47755820 >>47759376 >>47759381 >>47759397 >>47759420 >>47759442

"Tokyo's anti-sex beds" vs. actual anti-sex beds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 14:39:06 No.47752822 Report

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>>47752812
I would hope so seeing as that's a child's bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 15:28:23 No.47753126 Report

Quoted By: >>47755770 >>47757209

I have a pokemon bedspread and I am a virgin. Ya seethe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 16:17:06 No.47753450 Report

Quoted By: >>47755627

>>47752812
>poliwhirl alongside eevee and snorlax
It was his time bros...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 16:35:28 No.47753572 Report

Quoted By: >>47754499

What stops them from having sex literally anywhere but the bed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 18:24:54 No.47754385 Report

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>>47752812
I have two of those comforters from my tag sale/flea market days, used it all the time when I was a kid. I didn’t know there were matching pillows but not too distraught since they look pretty ugly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 18:39:33 No.47754499 Report

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>>47753572
wicked rug burn

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 18:41:55 No.47754514 Report

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>>47752812
I have almost the exact same pokemon comforter and I get railed on the regular by my loving boyfriend, but I'm a cute fag so your mileage may vary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 19:18:08 No.47754759 Report

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>>47752812
I hate every person in the world who successfully have sex in comfy beds.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 20:59:14 No.47755529 Report

Quoted By: >>47755788

>>47752812
>implying i need any of this shit to not have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 21:01:08 No.47755549 Report

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>>47752812
Every news outlet in the world debunked the idea that they were anti-sex beds. Either way, whoever has Pokémon cover is having nightly gangbangs with sexy white blonde girls and spicy Latinas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 21:09:10 No.47755627 Report

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>>47753450
The first pokemon I remember was poliwhirl from my bedsheets

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 21:21:01 No.47755740 Report

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I still have those pillowcases/throw pillow in my closet, don't think I had the sheets/comforter though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 21:24:03 No.47755770 Report

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>>47753126
Why would he seethe at his point being proven?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 21:24:54 No.47755778 Report

Quoted By: >>47755792

>>47752812
i think i might have one of these anti-sex beds. 3 times i've brought girls home, and each one left after i brought her to the bedroom. it's a california king, so there is plenty of room. and my mom always stays on her side, so she won't get in the way. but for some reason girls always storm out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 21:25:48 No.47755788 Report

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>>47755529
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 21:26:11 No.47755791 Report

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>>47752812
Nah, that Gengar knows whats up, practically welcoming real Chads & Stacys to the sheets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 21:26:13 No.47755792 Report

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>>47755778
See, anon. Where you fucked up is by not having a queen bed. Queens like getting fucked on queen sized beds. It’s not rocket science.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 21:29:21 No.47755820 Report

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>>47752812
>tfw you have sex on the right bed and your cum lands on the Charmander
I'd never be able to live with myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 21:34:41 No.47755867 Report

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Why exactly would we not want the top athletic specimens of the world breeding with eachother?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Jul 2021 22:28:42 No.47756284 Report

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I unironically had this bed sheet the first time I got laid with my first girlfriend. There's hope anons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jul 2021 00:08:50 No.47757173 Report

Quoted By: >>47757198

I facefucked a girl on a power rangers pillow, its possible. I think all the girls I had sex with in High school/early 20s liked Pokemon. Stop chasing boring Stacies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jul 2021 00:12:10 No.47757198 Report

Quoted By: >>47759411

>>47757173
I can’t help it. I’ve always been seen as a quiet nerdy guy, but stacies always seem to like me for some reason. They’re always nice and fun too, idk where this perception that stacies are mean and boring came from. Probably angry nom-stacies and sour grapes incels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jul 2021 00:13:00 No.47757209 Report

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>>47753126
based pure and clean pokebro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jul 2021 05:00:39 No.47759376 Report

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>>47752812
Lol I actually have one of those pillow cases on my bed right now. I have the blanket too, but I don't use it any more because the casing's torn open and the insides are falling out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jul 2021 05:01:54 No.47759381 Report

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>>47752812
do they not know that people can fuck on the floor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jul 2021 05:10:04 No.47759397 Report

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>>47752812
>Tokyo's anti-sex beds vs Chad's instant pussy moistening bed
Fixed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jul 2021 05:13:13 No.47759411 Report

Quoted By: >>47759456

>>47757198
Nobody says Stacies are mean and boring. Beckys are mean and boring because they resent Stacy and how easily she secures bags from betas and big chad cock from alphas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jul 2021 05:14:49 No.47759420 Report

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>>47752812
>anti-sex beds
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jul 2021 05:19:47 No.47759442 Report

Quoted By: >>47759445

>>47752812
Good I need one because I am never having "human" sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jul 2021 05:20:29 No.47759445 Report

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>>47759442
this
god I hate foids

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jul 2021 05:23:09 No.47759456 Report

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>>47759411
ok simp

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