>>47763888It's ironic when GameFreak's supposedly so autistic about making sure a Pokemon can function as a living creature that so many of them are literally incapable of motion without unexplained floating or counterproductive hopping/dragging.
Even if Cara Liss' fuckup fossils were genuine species in ancient times, they would have fared far better than most simply because they could actually fucking move in their "natural" environments.