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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 18:37:04 No.47837204 View View Reply Original Report

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>drunk elesa hits on you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 18:38:19 No.47837212 Report

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go away you dirty bitch. i'm late for my date with lillie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 18:38:29 No.47837214 Report

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>she has to be drunk to hit on me
I'm sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 18:38:37 No.47837215 Report

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>>47837204
gen 5 was pretty mediocre

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 18:39:52 No.47837231 Report

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>drunk enough to hit on me
And just like that I'm out of there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 18:41:22 No.47837239 Report

Quoted By: >>47837289

Would Elesa give good head?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 18:42:11 No.47837242 Report

Quoted By: >>47837289

>>47837204
I'll call her a cab to a hospital, she's probably suffering from alcohol poisoning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 18:50:07 No.47837289 Report

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>>47837204
E-Elesa! Isn't your girlfriend Skyla right there? I know you're bi, but...
>>47837239
Depends if we go with the headcanon that she's a really good indrpendant model who don't need no man or needs to suck off manager after manager for show biz
>>47837242
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 18:53:22 No.47837307 Report

Quoted By: >>47837406 >>47837447

>>47837204
>Assault
I'm gonna be so rich from the lawsuit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:03:16 No.47837394 Report

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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:04:29 No.47837406 Report

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>>47837307
>she sexually assaults you
>you like it but don't admit
>even better if you're a minor
>keep it above her head when she sober up and is horrified
>blackmail her and her career as a pedo
>you can either milk her money into a sugar mommy or continue having sex with her

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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:09:32 No.47837447 Report

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>>47837307
>>47837406
>court still finds you guilty of raping drunk woman

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:10:21 No.47837450 Report

Quoted By: >>47837461 >>47837463

Bow to your queen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:11:09 No.47837453 Report

Quoted By: >>47837535

>>47837204
>She gets drunk and hits on me
I'm gonna take out my phone and get footage of this. Then later, when she's sober, I'm going to show it to her and ask if she was just drunk, or if she has something she wants to talk to me about.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:12:27 No.47837461 Report

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>>47837450
and worship her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:12:32 No.47837462 Report

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>>47837204
>punch the w*men
>go back to my date with my dom pokemon bf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:12:40 No.47837463 Report

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>>47837450
Women are not for worship
They are for loving
Stop acting like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:13:18 No.47837467 Report

Quoted By: >>47837494 >>47837535 >>47837566

>>47837406
What legally happens if no one involved can give consent, anyway?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:17:20 No.47837494 Report

Quoted By: >>47837510

>>47837467
See
>>47837447

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:19:11 No.47837510 Report

Quoted By: >>47837524

>>47837494
No, I mean, if Elesa can't give consent because she's intoxicated, and the other party can't give consent due to being underage, then how does that pan out? I imagine the court would try to find someone responsible, but from a consent perspective, no one could actually give any.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:21:32 No.47837524 Report

Quoted By: >>47837535

>>47837510
If an underage was involved, then the guilt would probably fall on Elesa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:23:30 No.47837535 Report

Quoted By: >>47837759 >>47845739

>>47837447
>I-is that a judge... WITH A COURT SENTENCE!!?!?!?
>A-AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! CYNTHIA-SAMA, BAIL ME OUT OF JAIL!
>>47837467
I'm not American but let's pretend Unova uses American laws. Does anyone here know how it works? Let's use the state of California or New York as a reference.
>>47837453
>"Did your girlfriend dare you to hit on me?"
>>47837524
>ruin her career
>have her break up with Skyla
>she becomes a low life NEET after having ehr lawyer help her evade a 20 year sentence
>actually since underage sex is probably rampant in the Pokémon world, she'd probably be sentence for assault but not statuory rape
>Cling onto men for comfort out of desperation
>post yfw you get to date her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:27:30 No.47837566 Report

Quoted By: >>47837586

>>47837467
elesa would be at fault 100% regardless if drunk or not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:29:40 No.47837586 Report

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>>47837566
Optimistic, aren't we? Chances are, if you have the dong, you lose to the pussy pass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:42:00 No.47837703 Report

Quoted By: >>47837730

>>47837204
"I actually fantasize a lot about you pegging my guts"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:43:08 No.47837712 Report

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>>47837204
sorry I'm taken

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:44:34 No.47837730 Report

Quoted By: >>47837794

>>47837703
this makes me suddenly wonder how common or socially normal pegging is in the Pokémon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:46:54 No.47837759 Report

Quoted By: >>47837952

>>47837535
>actually since underage sex is probably rampant in the Pokémon world
No. Because the setting is family-friendly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:51:08 No.47837794 Report

Quoted By: >>47837811 >>47837843

>>47837730
socially normal? Likely not
Common? Bearing in mind the large numbers of domineering bitches, I bet the strap-on is a must with the likes of Elesa, Valerie or Lusamine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:52:54 No.47837811 Report

Quoted By: >>47837843

>>47837794
>Valerie and Elesa
>domineering

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 19:56:23 No.47837843 Report

Quoted By: >>47837900 >>47838235

>>47837794
>>47837811
Elesa seems like a switch, lean top. She'll happily gargle cum but at the end of the day she'll remind you who's boss.
Valerie is probably a hard bottom and furry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 20:03:49 No.47837900 Report

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>>47837843
>Elesa seems like a switch, lean top. She'll happily gargle cum but at the end of the day she'll remind you who's boss.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 20:10:37 No.47837944 Report

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>>47837900
Meanwhile, her girlfriend Skyla is a switch-lean-bottom. She loves being dominated, messed up or used like a toy and flirts around with her girlfriend. She's more of a service top who likes to obey commands like a good cowslut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 20:11:45 No.47837952 Report

Quoted By: >>47838917

>>47837759
You have people in the middle of puberty moving around with free reign and meeting attractive people across the region as a rite of passage. Assuming they won't keep it in the pants is wishful thinking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 20:45:06 No.47838194 Report

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>>47837204
I'd steal her socks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 20:49:29 No.47838235 Report

Quoted By: >>47838245

>>47837843
>and furry
Very possible. She wants to know what it’s like to be a Pokémon, so roleplay and maybe costumes seem like they’re on the table.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 20:50:44 No.47838245 Report

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>>47838235
She's either the one that started the Vaporeon copypasta in universe or got addicted to reposting it. She might try to cosplay as an Eevee and beg to be treated like a pet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 21:04:19 No.47838330 Report

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>>47837204
i hit her back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 22:25:34 No.47838889 Report

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Gen 5 was the worst gen ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 22:28:27 No.47838909 Report

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>Implying a super model would be in the same shitty bar as me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 22:29:12 No.47838917 Report

Quoted By: >>47839712

>>47837952
Sure is. Doesn't make it an incorrect position though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 22:39:59 No.47838996 Report

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>>47837204
Didn't realise I was a busty redheaded girl or have an identical twin but okay. Be nice to have a girl who's eye level for a change.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 23:13:25 No.47839276 Report

Quoted By: >>47839510 >>47839712

>Anon, take your swimming trunks off and let's have some fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 23:41:54 No.47839510 Report

Quoted By: >>47839546

>>47839276
make me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 23:44:01 No.47839531 Report

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>>47837204
Please don't rape me again Elsa

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 23:45:28 No.47839546 Report

Quoted By: >>47839712 >>47841624

>>47839510
>Then i have no choice.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 23:46:37 No.47839554 Report

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>>47837215
>no one taking bait
I'm proud of you bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 00:06:50 No.47839712 Report

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>>47838917
Nah, I like to headcanon the Pokémon universe is very casual with sex.
>>47839276
Why? Sex with clothes on always feels better.
>>47839546
My love for busty curvy women is equaled by my love for tall flats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 01:01:29 No.47840165 Report

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>>47837204
W-what?

Can't she do it when she's sober?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 01:15:42 No.47840268 Report

Quoted By: >>47840316

>>47837204
does she like latino guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 01:21:39 No.47840316 Report

Quoted By: >>47840478

>>47840268
Her fanon girlfriend is literally tanned lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 01:31:25 No.47840398 Report

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>>47837204
There's nothing more foul than the smell of wine on a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 01:42:10 No.47840478 Report

Quoted By: >>47840485

>>47840316
Girlfriend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 01:42:58 No.47840485 Report

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>>47840478
Yes, she eats out Skyla every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 04:11:39 No.47841624 Report

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>>47839546
oh no, haha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 04:38:19 No.47841808 Report

Quoted By: >>47841818

>>47837204
anons if you come on /pmg/ we basically post the same stuff as here. Elesa is a goddess

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 04:39:21 No.47841811 Report

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Eww gross, a Flatty flat flatbitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 04:40:52 No.47841818 Report

Quoted By: >>47841836

>>47841808
/pmg/ is constantly horny and based

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Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 04:44:54 No.47841836 Report

Quoted By: >>47844737

>>47841818
hehe based /pmg/ enjoyer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 12:34:31 No.47843783 Report

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facial

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Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 15:39:47 No.47844737 Report

Quoted By: >>47845337

>>47841836
>"Would you mind taking our picture?"
>the picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 16:57:45 No.47845309 Report

Quoted By: >>47845581

>>47837204
orry but Idon't date my daugther's friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 16:59:36 No.47845337 Report

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>>47844737
gitwm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 17:25:02 No.47845581 Report

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>>47845309
Then what's the point of having a daughter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 17:45:37 No.47845739 Report

Quoted By: >>47848048

>>47837535
>since underage sex is probably rampant in the Pokémon world
what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 18:45:45 No.47846245 Report

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>>47845337
we all do

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 22:08:49 No.47848024 Report

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>>47845337
Same

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 22:10:16 No.47848043 Report

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>>47845337
yup

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 22:11:01 No.47848048 Report

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>>47845739
retarded pedo in denial making up headcanon about fucking little girls/boys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 22:11:51 No.47848059 Report

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>>47845337
>god I that wish me
you mean giwtwm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 23:22:33 No.47848671 Report

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Can someone tell her I'm straight? She's being kinda stubborn about this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 23:42:14 No.47848797 Report

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>>47845337
Which one?

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