After a long and careful consideration, I have chosen Team Rocket as the team I would most like to join.
Now let me explain to you why:
Sex with female grunts.
When it comes to having intercourse with female grunts, Team Rockets female grunts are by far the most desirable when compared to those of other evil teams.
Team magma's girls would be too focused on changing the world, and you'd have to listen to their long passionate speeches about environmentalism or some shit and they'd be too enamored by Maxie to want to fuck you.
Team aqua's grunts would be easy to fuck, but they'd be dirty, probably haven't showered in a few weeks from being out at sea for so long, and would be riddled with STDs. Not worth the effort for loose, used goods.
Look at the women in Team Galactic, they most likely have autism and can't show any emotions, on top of being psychos that want to destroy the universe. Yeah, the sex would be outta this world, but you'd want to kill yourself afterwards.
Similar reason why Team Plasma is not a good choice. The women here aren't sociopaths, they're more like college gender studies majors. After one night with them they'd dump all 20 years of daddy issues onto you. Simply not worth the hassle.
Team Flare is filled with lesbians, not happening. High probability of being the man-hating type too.
Yeah, Team Skull would be good if you want to be a fucking loser sharing one pussy between 5 guys every night in a run-down apartment building that's been abandoned for over a decade.
British Slags are all you'll bag if you join Team Yell. No thanks.
While with Team Rocket, you're offered the opportunity to travel around with a qt in a mini skirt while you make mad amounts of cash by stealing pokemon from literal children. Everyday, after fencing all the shit you got from robbing cucks, you'd get to lift up that bitches skirt, slide over her panties (if she's even wearing any) and start jack-hammering away.
Choosing Rocket is choosing success.
