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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 14:23:25 No.47949950 View View Reply Original Report

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Which Pokemon would you marry?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 14:25:14 No.47949972 Report

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SCIZOR!

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 14:26:23 No.47949982 Report

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it's like screwing a dog, it feels repulsive, or the urge to throw up!

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 14:27:01 No.47949991 Report

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You just posted her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 14:27:21 No.47949995 Report

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My mosa

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 14:31:59 No.47950046 Report

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You'll never have a sweaty machoke to fill the void your father left behind.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 14:33:32 No.47950065 Report

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>tfw no Gardevoir wife to raise cute Kirlia daughter and son twins with

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 14:38:03 No.47950118 Report

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Steenee

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 14:44:00 No.47950174 Report

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 14:49:04 No.47950240 Report

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>>47949950
I don't know, which Pokemon would be most likely to force me to be her husband?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 14:56:42 No.47950313 Report

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Seek help posthaste

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 15:09:08 No.47950460 Report

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>>47950313
Where can I find help in getting a Pokemon wife?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 15:12:12 No.47950499 Report

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alien muscle man

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 15:13:39 No.47950519 Report

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>he wouldn't need to hypnotize me uwu

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 15:14:43 No.47950528 Report

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 15:15:28 No.47950534 Report

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 15:16:13 No.47950546 Report

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Not this one that's for sure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 15:29:21 No.47950697 Report

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>>47949950
>>47950313 inspired me

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 15:37:03 No.47950778 Report

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Cactus wife!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 15:39:21 No.47950809 Report

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>>47949950
to consummate the marriage i would kiss that beautiful zebra ass of his

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 15:54:09 No.47950971 Report

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>>47950778
...why?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 16:17:52 No.47951292 Report

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>>47950971
Why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 16:25:46 No.47951423 Report

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>>47949950
I write wish fulfillment fanfiction of me being a pokemon and living a life with the pokemon i would marry. But i'm not going to say which pokemon, and these fanfics aren't on any website.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 16:28:14 No.47951466 Report

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>>47949950
I don't know? It'd depend on how they'd translate to real life physically and mentally. If they're really animalistic and act & think like dogs, then none of them. If they act and think like humans, then maybe many of them.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 16:35:14 No.47951573 Report

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He's so hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 17:57:48 No.47952731 Report

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>>47949950
Braixen, Glaceon/Sylveon, Femcario and Malestic

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 18:05:11 No.47952811 Report

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 18:28:38 No.47953087 Report

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This one, imagine having sex, and with that energy, charging at the same time any electrical products

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 18:30:34 No.47953109 Report

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Which pokemon would my wife be?
> I hate Lucario
> I hate all mega evolutions (the one I hate the most is mega Lopunny)
> I hate Charizard
> I hate Alola forms
> I hate Galar forms
> I hate hisui forms
> I hate regional evolutions
> I hate Dynamax
> I hate Gigamax
> does not care about the Fairy Type

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 18:31:02 No.47953117 Report

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>>47949950
Gardevoir

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 18:33:16 No.47953140 Report

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 18:35:28 No.47953167 Report

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>>47953109
Some Gen III single-stage shitmon, seeing as you're so intent on being niche. Likely Volbeat, matches up with your irritating buzz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 18:39:51 No.47953216 Report

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>>47953167
i am a man
so I would get an Illumise

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 18:41:25 No.47953242 Report

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>>47949950
I answer the same thing on every thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 18:44:43 No.47953286 Report

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>>47953109
stunfisk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 18:45:03 No.47953289 Report

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>>47953216
You already confirmed you're gay in your "i no liek thing" speech kidd, stop pretending.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 18:46:26 No.47953313 Report

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>>47953286
stunfisk has a Galar Form

so the answer is NO!

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 18:48:19 No.47953339 Report

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>>47953313
You made her cry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 18:52:44 No.47953410 Report

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>>47953339
I'm only interested in pokemon
Without mega evolutions
without Galar Form
without Alola Form
Without regional evolution
Without access to dynamax
and without access to the gigamax

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 18:59:49 No.47953514 Report

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>>47953410
And without vaginas too, remember.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 19:05:22 No.47953580 Report

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>>47953410
>>47953514
Combusken

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 19:12:35 No.47953675 Report

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>>47953109
>>47953410
Shuckle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 19:16:58 No.47953718 Report

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>>47953675
Why would Shuckle be my Pokemon Wife?

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 21:40:37 No.47955319 Report

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>>47949950
Who else?

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 21:42:33 No.47955352 Report

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her and her alone

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 21:45:18 No.47955377 Report

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Reshiram

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 21:49:42 No.47955418 Report

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>>47949950
Your mom.

Your mom's a pokemon yeah now we gon get it on (get it on) with your mom, a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 21:53:18 No.47955474 Report

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I want to marry Blaziken!

I want to kiss her beak lips!

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 21:56:22 No.47955520 Report

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>>47955377
Sorry bro she’s taken

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw

LUBBY CHUDDER

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 21:58:59 No.47955552 Report

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>>47955520
Good thing Justin claimed the Ultra Space Reshiram while I claimed the OG Relic Castle Reshiram.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Aug 2021 22:05:31 No.47955623 Report

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>>47955552
In that case, I'm snagging the DA adventures Reshiram for my own then.

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