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You can get one pokemon move

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:38:11 No.47995975 View View Reply Original Report

Which one do you choose?
I choose hypnosis (so that I can fall asleep faster)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:39:44 No.47995992 Report

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I choose sleep powder (so that I can fall asleep faster)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:41:14 No.47996005 Report

Quoted By: >>48007415

>>47995975
teleport

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:41:33 No.47996007 Report

Quoted By: >>48007415

>>47995975
Transform
So I can just not be noticed, haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:42:40 No.47996016 Report

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>>47995975
pay day gives you free money, but there's probably some catch to it (aside from fucking up economy).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:43:00 No.47996018 Report

Quoted By: >>47996029

>>47995975
transform, i will transform into a loli and live that way until I die

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:43:03 No.47996019 Report

Quoted By: >>47996085

>>47995992
imagine sniffing cocaine every night just to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:44:23 No.47996029 Report

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>>47996018
smartest poster in this thread

Natalie

Natalie Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:49:15 No.47996067 Report

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Assist (so I can help others fall asleep faster)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:50:28 No.47996078 Report

Quoted By: >>47996083

Memento. That way, I die, and I ALSO weaken the attack of somebody I hate so that they stand less of a chance in a fist fight. OR, if they're on the edge of a cliff, they're more likely to not have the strength to get up and will fall down and die.
>Why not self-destruct?
Because I want them to die slow and painfully.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:51:24 No.47996083 Report

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>>47996078
why not perish song then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:51:34 No.47996085 Report

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>>47996019
Why wouldn't you want that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:51:49 No.47996091 Report

Quoted By: >>48008681

Attract

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:52:08 No.47996094 Report

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>>47996016
This makes the most sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:53:39 No.47996103 Report

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>>47996016
>aside from fucking up economy
You would need to use that move a LOT to even have an impact on economy, so unless you literally use the move 24/7 for a few years straight economy should be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:54:56 No.47996111 Report

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>>47995975
Transform or Teleport

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 16:58:30 No.47996139 Report

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Metronome

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 19:00:27 No.47997191 Report

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>>47996016
The catch is that it's illegal to create money.

Unless you're a bank. Then this law magically doesn't apply. :^)

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 19:01:31 No.47997204 Report

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>>47997191

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 19:01:59 No.47997207 Report

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Synthesis, so I no longer need to eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 19:20:45 No.47997393 Report

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Rest so i can finally sleep at night

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 19:24:57 No.47997436 Report

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>>47995975
Heal Beam so I can keep my family and loved ones healthy

also
>helldevice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 19:25:04 No.47997437 Report

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Mean look so people can’t flee from me.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 19:27:41 No.47997454 Report

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>>47995975
Self destruct

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 19:27:43 No.47997456 Report

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Transform so I can be a pokemon and whatever the hell else

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 19:31:08 No.47997492 Report

Quoted By: >>47998678

>>47995975
Rain Dance so I can be worshiped as a god by half of Africa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 20:25:34 No.47998026 Report

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Can I get a lucky egg since I'm retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 21:03:56 No.47998380 Report

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>>47995975
Endure. I need to get more gains.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 21:06:51 No.47998419 Report

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Transform or bulk up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 21:31:28 No.47998661 Report

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>>47995975
Metronome! Dangerous, unpredictable, WILD!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 21:32:29 No.47998678 Report

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>>47997492
Yes, but they'll kill you and take your shit anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 22:48:50 No.47999464 Report

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>>47995975
psychic. why you ask? who would believe that a person was knocked out due to the sheer force of my autism superimposed onto them? having psychic powers would also help with mundane things such as grabbing the remote or turning on the lights

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 23:09:05 No.47999640 Report

Quoted By: >>48008681

>>47995975
Attract so I can finally have a girl be interested in me for once in my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 23:41:32 No.47999899 Report

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Heart Swap so I can be anyone else and also fuck with people I dont like by swapping them with animals or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 01:41:10 No.48000886 Report

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Sunny Day
I want to force people to stop living in Nevada and Arizona by making them completely uninhabitable

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 03:16:47 No.48001700 Report

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>>47995975
transform is probably the best move because shapeshifting is rad
psychic would probably be the most practical in everyday life
HMs like Fly or Surf could be pretty good too if you get their bonus effects; the problem with those is that you'd likely attract a ton of attention if you flew somewhere
gimmicky moves like heart swap or metronome would be funny too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 03:17:42 No.48001705 Report

Quoted By: >>48006823

>>47995975
Future Sight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 03:26:10 No.48001746 Report

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Iron Tail so that I can have a tail and pretend I'm a monkey. I love monkeys.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 03:29:55 No.48001770 Report

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>>47995975
Attack Order, because I want to have bees that follow my commands

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 03:31:57 No.48001786 Report

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>>47995975
Well the choice is obvious anon
I learn motherfucking earthquake, so people finally stop saying i am not a swampert.
Just kidding, transform.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 03:35:00 No.48001806 Report

Quoted By: >>48001818

>>47996016
the catch is you can only produce pokedollars; an unsuable currency with no inherently useful material

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 03:37:24 No.48001818 Report

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>>48001806
that's stupid. even yen have usable material.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 03:37:32 No.48001819 Report

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Fly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 03:51:45 No.48001913 Report

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>>47995975
Belly Drum so I can beat myself to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 03:56:45 No.48001948 Report

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>>47995975
Minimize to live out my shrunken fantasies of spying on cute girls doing lewd things while they're completely unaware of me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 04:06:45 No.48002008 Report

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>>47995975
leech seed so I can go out into the woods or go fishing and feast on wild animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 04:32:33 No.48002148 Report

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>>47995975
Teleport is basically Instant Transmission, so that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 05:25:22 No.48002501 Report

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Tackle.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 06:00:22 No.48002722 Report

Quoted By: >>48003006

>>47995975
Wish, Doom desire, Judgement. You can literally become a god, and you guys can only think of free coins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 06:57:42 No.48003006 Report

Quoted By: >>48007385

>>48002722
you're going to get labeled the antichrist or have the CIA sent to capture you. or more likely there will be a whole heap of special forces sent to get you so other countries can't.
being powerful and mighty is fair and good until you realise you're the exact shit that'd be in a secret government base.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 07:00:00 No.48003019 Report

Quoted By: >>48005329

People say Teleport but that shits scary. What if you teleport and teleport into a wall or into a person? Fuck that.

Telekinesis sounds easier to manage and has immediate practical uses that not just the user can benefit from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 14:14:01 No.48005329 Report

Quoted By: >>48006516

>>48003019
you would only teleport outside of the last vet you visited

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Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 16:44:56 No.48006516 Report

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>>48005329
A Pokemon with Teleport can teleport anywhere it chooses, as shown by Nebby's Teleport shenanigans

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 17:09:07 No.48006759 Report

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Bulk Up because I have to live it.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 17:17:51 No.48006823 Report

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>>48001705
This.
Future Sight is way better than Pay Day. If you wanted, it could easily make you one of the richest and most influential people. Even if that's not something you want, it can help you in a plethora of other ways.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 18:22:39 No.48007385 Report

Quoted By: >>48008669

>>48003006
Fair enough. But what about non-apocalyptic moves like Rain Dance/Hail/Sunny Day/Sand Storm. Weather control would solve climate change. Or You can learn Aromatherapy and become Jesus. There are so much better options than fucking Bulk Up. Anyways, if you really wanted a stat-boosting move you could choose better moves like Coil or Shift Gear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 18:26:50 No.48007415 Report

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>>47996005
>>47996007
Both based answers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 18:26:51 No.48007417 Report

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>>47997191
Banks need to have a reason to print more money. Cope americuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 20:12:17 No.48008356 Report

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Agility so I can be a fucking ninja.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 20:42:27 No.48008669 Report

Quoted By: >>48009521

>>48007385
Coil and Shift Gear don't give you give muscles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 20:44:15 No.48008681 Report

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>>47996091
>>47999640
Even as a guy whose pretty successful with women, I’d take attract. It would make life so much easier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 22:28:54 No.48009521 Report

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>>48008669
>Not wanting an accuracy boost
>Not wanting to double your speed
Enjoy your inferior stat-boosting move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 22:34:04 No.48009549 Report

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>>47996016
You've to fight people for that right? How much of a good fighter are you, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 22:34:04 No.48009550 Report

Quoted By: >>48009832

Explosion. I'd be on the first flight to Tel Aviv.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:10:53 No.48009815 Report

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Acupressure so I could max out everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:11:30 No.48009821 Report

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Ice punch because it'd look badass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:12:39 No.48009832 Report

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>>48009550
Not Judgment? Imagine seeing how people would react to divine radiance scathing Israel.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:18:52 No.48009874 Report

Quoted By: >>48009895 >>48011254

Minimize for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:21:56 No.48009895 Report

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>>48009874
real women aren't as cute or safe as anime waifus bro, and this is coming from the biggest size fag on this board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:37:13 No.48009988 Report

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Transform so I can turn into a Pokegirl and look at myself naked

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:53:56 No.48010082 Report

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Selfdestruct

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 00:02:47 No.48010132 Report

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If you had to be stuck with a HM move what would it be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 00:11:05 No.48010194 Report

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>>48010132
Waterfall is badass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 00:47:40 No.48010495 Report

Quoted By: >>48010544

>>48010132
Fly.
Why is this even a question?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 00:49:09 No.48010510 Report

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>>48010132
Had to be? I use Flash every morning

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 00:53:01 No.48010544 Report

Quoted By: >>48010557

>>48010495
Fly would make you be shot in foreign countries as an ufo or you would simply get rekt by the government when caught

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 00:53:55 No.48010557 Report

Quoted By: >>48010943

>>48010544
Like just fly under the radar bro lmao it's not that hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 01:22:08 No.48010791 Report

Quoted By: >>48011959

>>48010132
How would Surf/Dive work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 01:38:22 No.48010943 Report

Quoted By: >>48011080

>>48010557
then anybody can see you, retard0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 01:39:07 No.48010945 Report

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>>48010132
Rock Climb
Being able to quickly and safely scale sheer surfaces would be pretty neat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 01:54:45 No.48011080 Report

Quoted By: >>48011117

>>48010943
So now I'm not supposed to be seen at all? Then what's the fucking point of learning an HM move? Besides Fly, Defog, and maybe Strength, they're all shit that any able-bodied and sound-minded human can do solo already with sufficient training and/or equipment. The prompt gives you a chance to have a goddamn superpower and you're letting your fear of mere mortals prevent you from even imagining becoming a greater existence.

But that's fine, I guess. Some people will never be able to picture themselves as great. You can stay on your comfortable earth, safe on the land like an infant at its mother's bosom. I want to soar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 01:59:21 No.48011117 Report

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>>48011080
Well what do you think? remember that with great autism comes great responsibility, so if you just want to get fly or waterfall and expect that people aren't going to see you as a rare bug then I don't know what you want

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 02:04:19 No.48011152 Report

Quoted By: >>48013389

>>47995975
Anything that lets me heal myself and other people. Because the power to heal people is the most useful and practical and profitable power there is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 02:23:19 No.48011254 Report

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>>48009874
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 03:41:29 No.48011928 Report

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Hard call, a lot of good choices. Teleport seems obvious and a good call, Spacial Rend might also be useful along the same lines. But, Fly is a slightly less conspicuous way of getting around, unless that doesn't matter. In which case, Transform and Teleport really are the only options.
Personally, I'd choose a weather move, probably Sunny Day or Grassy Terrain, just so I don't have to shovel snow. Another good choice would be Magnet Rise, assuming you could use it like telekenisis for metal specifiaclly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 03:45:01 No.48011959 Report

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>>48010791
>Surf
You become David Hasselhoff from the Spongebob Squarepants movie on the water.
>Dive
You can swim and breath underwater like Jarjar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 08:43:07 No.48013389 Report

Quoted By: >>48014194

>>48011152
I feel like this would draw way too much attention and end up causing a lot of problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 12:06:34 No.48014194 Report

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>>48013389
It's the kind of power that would start a cult.

Anonymous

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