I hate this little shit. It’s a flimsy excuse for a Fighting type, if this cretin can have it then any pathetic asswipe that punches can. It looks fucking dumb with its mini cutesy limbs and retard stare, like a first stage fakemon that had some shitty dynamax clouds thrown on it because someone said it had to be a mythical at the last second. Don’t worry though, they turn fart green when it attacks because… because they just do, okay? On top of all this it has an insanely broken STAB combo, retarded stats/ability, and a mind numbingly dumb signature move on top of almost every other attack its dumb looking ass could want. “Soul Stealing Seven-Star Strike?” The fuck is that gay edgelord sounding tripe? It couldn’t be more apparent that someone at Game Freak was playing favorites with this little overpowered cumstain. They’ll probably keep its type exclusive forever too so it can remain their special mary sue snowflake. Not only do I have to suffer this absolute abortion being a Pokemon, it makes cool and well-designed mythicals like Deoxys look pathetic in battle by comparison. At least I can take solace in it being a half-baked after thought in its own movie and having no real lore as yet another giftmon “mythical” that was handed out with no fanfare. Fuck Marshadow.