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Pokemon are Pure beings. They do not have sex.

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:00:11 No.48009706 View View Reply Original Report

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I am so sick of Pokemon being treated like sex objects and lusted after by horny people. Pokemon are pure beings that do not know of sex, much less think about it. They are above such filthy things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:00:56 No.48009714 Report

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>Pokemon are Pure beings.
yeah. pure SEX

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Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:03:27 No.48009736 Report

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How do you explain this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:06:22 No.48009767 Report

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>>48009706
They might, but that’s something we’re not privy to knowing even if it’s true.

>>48009736
They are cradles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:07:38 No.48009778 Report

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>>48009767
Where do they come out from

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Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:08:03 No.48009784 Report

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Pokémon have sex, but not with humans. Like animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:08:35 No.48009787 Report

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>>48009706
how do you explain salazzle and her pheromones

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:09:28 No.48009796 Report

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>>48009706
ok 12 year old
Your parents also don't have sex, babies grow from lettuce in the farm.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:09:40 No.48009798 Report

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but they are sex objects
objects of pure sex

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Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:09:46 No.48009803 Report

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>>48009706
OP you sound exactly like the worst kind of an Ash-tard...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:11:04 No.48009818 Report

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>>48009736
I can't it's happened hundreds of times and I've just never seen it happen.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:11:48 No.48009824 Report

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>>48009736
Actually I can disprove this right now. I believe breeding is non-canonical to the series. And we can prove it by looking at the absurd egg groupings lists. For example being able to breed Skitty with Wailord. And I'd like you to ask yourself how the hell a Skitty could breed itself with a Wailord given the size of these two mammals. The answer? You can't, its ridiculous.

The breeding system is more or less just a way to get pokemon with special moves and has absolutely nothing to do with the pokemon having sex with each other.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:14:42 No.48009849 Report

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>>48009706
Well you can think your thing and I'll think mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:18:34 No.48009872 Report

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>>48009824
We are talking about a magiacl world where creatures can shoot fire from their cocks, create earthquakes out of nowhere and rain down meteorites on other creatures
Try to give it a logial explanation instead of just accepting that is a fantasy world is like shooting yourself in the foot and calling it a success

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Anonymous Tue 24 Aug 2021 23:19:33 No.48009880 Report

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>>48009818
kek

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Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 00:53:24 No.48010550 Report

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>>48009824
Heres the only reason it can breed with a Skitty or a Seedot thats even smaller non-fataly:
It turns out that a Wailords enormous (several yards long) dork tapers vastly at the final couple of inches into a needle-like shape vaguely ressembling a ball/bike-tyre air pumps end-bit, which can snuggly fit into any lucky females orfice without much effort or any discomfort, and is actualy sensitive enough to induce an ejaculation just from briefly stimulating only the end-tip of his penis...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 01:28:01 No.48010846 Report

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>>48009824
It's a fictional setting. We have no reason to believe that breeding and egg groups are a gameplay thing and not actual canon to the games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 01:30:53 No.48010873 Report

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>>48009706
pokemon should have sex with eachother the only kind of people that want to have sex with pokemon are canadians and golems but those are a type of pokemon anyway so it makes sense. If you sign off on not being human i guess that's between your slave master and whoever he wants to breed you with

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Anonymous Wed 25 Aug 2021 03:03:12 No.48011592 Report

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>>48009736
In the episode where ash got his riolu, they said no one knew where eggs came from.

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