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Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:10:49 No.48034142 View View Reply Original Report

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Tell me the fantasies you have if you'd own a ditto. Be honest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:13:27 No.48034155 Report

Quoted By: >>48034191

I would have it transform into political opponents and assassinate them, not only would it be pretty easy, the death would go unnoticed for quite a while. Also ditto can't be killed or rat me out, not to mention it's quite literally impossible to track once it's escaped since it could turn into any animal or person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:13:59 No.48034156 Report

Quoted By: >>48034191

>>48034142
As your average zoomer male whose brain has been rotted by porn, I’d just fuck every kind of the wide variety of men/women I find arouding until I inevitably got bored and moved onto more degenerate shit like horses and slug aliens or whatever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:14:35 No.48034158 Report

Quoted By: >>48034191

>>48034142
Nothing family friendly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:14:37 No.48034159 Report

Quoted By: >>48034191

I would put it in my ass so it could suck the shit out of my asshole whenever I am constipated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:15:21 No.48034163 Report

Quoted By: >>48034191

>>48034142
Take it to the movies, get ice cream after, and enjoy our time together

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:21:11 No.48034191 Report

Quoted By: >>48034836

>>48034155
You mean transform and help you kill political opponents? Also slight doubt on how easy it is, sure one it has escaped it's impossible to find, but actually escaping wouldn't be easy
>>48034156
Based. I feel like I have enough kinks that I could experiment nonstop. The biggest question is getting Ditto to actually understand what j want and go along with it. How would you plan that?
>>48034158
Holding hands is family friend
>>48034159
This is disgusting but pretty efficient, but what says that ditto are hyper digestive? Couldn't you try a Goomy instead?
>>48034163
Sweet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:22:44 No.48034200 Report

Quoted By: >>48034380

Giving Ditto a big kiss on its dumb gooey face and telling it I love it just the way it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:26:12 No.48034217 Report

Quoted By: >>48034380

>>48034142
Mmm little girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:40:57 No.48034302 Report

Quoted By: >>48038371

I'd use it to impregnate male Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:42:18 No.48034308 Report

Quoted By: >>48034380

>>48034142
I would transform it into a fully functioning boat. I've always wanted a boat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:43:46 No.48034314 Report

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>>48034142
Going back in time and making it unable to breed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:45:20 No.48034324 Report

Quoted By: >>48034380

I would experiment to see its transformation abilities and limits.

Can it mimic a naked woman solely from seeing one on a screen, for example?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:54:08 No.48034380 Report

Quoted By: >>48034943

>>48034200
Shaped like a friend!
>>48034217
UUUUUOH
>>48034308
Is there a limit to how ditto can transform?
>>48034324
Yeah. Also it makes me wonder how "authentic" the transformation is. Is it only surface level? If Ditto can transform into water types and breath underwater, it means it could considerably change its inner biology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:55:57 No.48034395 Report

Quoted By: >>48034405

>>48034142
I would have sex with it and cum inside of it as it transforms into a multitude of whatever the fuck I want

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:57:17 No.48034405 Report

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>>48034395
>I would have sex with it and cum inside of it as it transforms into a multitude of whatever the fuck I want
Transform into who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 03:58:56 No.48034413 Report

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id just use him to turn into any pokemon i would find useful
if a tree blocks my path turn into chimchar and cut/burn the way
if i need to pass a river or lake just turn into sharpedo or lapras
if im taking a nap it will turn into eevee or growlithe
ditto would be the best mon to have as long as its never in its actual ditto form. hes cute but i wouldnt want to see a glob of purple slime sliding around. (unless its goomy)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 04:54:19 No.48034756 Report

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I would have it transform into you and make it watch me fuck your mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 04:57:22 No.48034764 Report

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I'd ask it turn into me but naked anytime I feel like overeating so I can see my fat gelatinous self and feel so disgusted I don't want to eat.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 04:58:16 No.48034776 Report

Quoted By: >>48038268

I don’t like the idea of using ditto fantasies, maybe i would make it transform into girls but only to catfish simps into giving me money

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 05:09:47 No.48034836 Report

Quoted By: >>48034899

>>48034191
the biggest question is whether or not Ditto can understand 2d images- canon seems to vary on whether Ditto can only transform into real things it sees, things it’s familiar with from memory, or just whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 05:17:38 No.48034899 Report

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>>48034836
If only real people, then that considerably limits sexual potential but still in the ball zone. You'd just be fucking your hot neighbor instead of Elesa or etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 05:26:09 No.48034943 Report

Quoted By: >>48036383

>>48034380
Could it transform into monster girls?
I want a Lamia.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 10:49:36 No.48036383 Report

Quoted By: >>48036623

>>48034943
It can even turn into your mum - the best monster girl :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 10:58:02 No.48036423 Report

Quoted By: >>48036602

If you nut in your ditto, would it make a clone of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 11:32:12 No.48036602 Report

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>>48036423
Technically yes, but also no.
The result would be genetically based on you, but could be either gender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 11:37:31 No.48036623 Report

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>>48036383
(BRN)

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Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 11:40:35 No.48036629 Report

Quoted By: >>48037685

>show him a LN with a picture of your waifu
>tell him to transform into it
>he transforms into the fucking book instead
no thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 14:22:22 No.48037685 Report

Quoted By: >>48038379 >>48043846

>>48036629
That makes me think, has there ever been a Canon example of a Ditto retaining a form once the original is out of sight?
Or can they only hold the transformation as long as they see the target?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 15:27:59 No.48038268 Report

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>>48034776
>:)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 15:40:02 No.48038371 Report

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>>48034302
Holy based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 15:40:51 No.48038379 Report

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>>48037685
If you knock a mon out, Ditto retains the form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 15:42:01 No.48038387 Report

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>>48034142
I would have it transform into my first boyfriend, so I can imagine he married me instead of that lowly bitch who treats him poorly and manipulates him into doing exactly what she wants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 15:42:24 No.48038391 Report

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>>48034142
I'd feel to weird about fucking my Ditto. I'd just have it transform to help me out with things like transportation.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 15:48:07 No.48038443 Report

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I have a huge thing for mobface. I think I'd become a little too attached to a Ditto.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 16:00:51 No.48038553 Report

Quoted By: >>48038656

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Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 16:09:35 No.48038620 Report

Quoted By: >>48038631

>>48034142
just using it as a sex toy seems pretty abusive
so i don't think i'd do anything like that, unless it's into that sort of thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 16:10:43 No.48038631 Report

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>>48038620
i wanna make a Nature joke but theres like 4 or 5 pokemon natures that can fit into this so not ganna

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 16:13:59 No.48038656 Report

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>>48038553
>Man of Clan Shad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 21:13:42 No.48041163 Report

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>>48034142
What if you take a piece of ditto away?, is that bit dead or do you get a small ditto out of it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 21:43:20 No.48041385 Report

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>>48034142
transform into a gun and shoot myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 21:57:12 No.48041471 Report

Quoted By: >>48042005

transform into me so i can fuck myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 23:03:46 No.48042005 Report

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>>48041471
Yeah, go fuck yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Aug 2021 23:41:29 No.48042321 Report

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>>48034142
I need more pokémon for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 02:28:58 No.48043432 Report

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id make it transform into my sex doll dressed as misty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 03:40:00 No.48043819 Report

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>>48034142
sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 03:43:47 No.48043846 Report

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>>48037685
They've taken human forms and retained them without the originals in sight.

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