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Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 13:57:55 No.48047157 View View Reply Original Report

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Hello there! My name is Prof. Acacia, and I'm here to answer any and all questions regarding human/Pokemon bonding and intimacy! (Even though the board refuses to recognise my... vigorous research...) please, if you have any questions about your Pokemon, fire away!

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Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 14:04:13 No.48047203 Report

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>>48047157
Do all species of Pokemon actually lay eggs or do some gestate?

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Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 14:07:45 No.48047226 Report

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>>48047157
Ma'am, you are under arrest. You're gonna have to come with us.

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Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 14:09:02 No.48047239 Report

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>>48047203
Hello there! Around 94% of pokemon able to breed lay eggs, with the remaining 6% will gestste their young. However! Due to natural circumstances we are unable to ascertain just yet, those that lay eggs actually gestate said eggs in their wombs before laying them close to hatching. This is most likely to offer additional protection for the developing pokemon, and the egg is in fact a hardened layer of womb lining! I hope this helps!

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Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 14:15:26 No.48047291 Report

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You're under arrest. You're gonna have to come with us. Again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 14:20:12 No.48047326 Report

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>>48047291
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 14:21:16 No.48047335 Report

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>>48047157
When an Eevee develops attraction to its trainer, would that contribute to it evolving into a Sylveon or an Espeon/Umbreon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 14:26:30 No.48047363 Report

Quoted By: >>48047381

>>48047335
Eevee's evolutions into Espeon and Umbreon are influences by friendship, while solving is influenced via love and bonds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 14:28:27 No.48047373 Report

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>>48047157
Will my Hatterene kill me if I try to seduce her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 14:29:42 No.48047381 Report

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>>48047363
So if I'm in love with my eevee, it'll never become an umbreon unless I friendzone it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 14:33:26 No.48047395 Report

Quoted By: >>48053514

>>48047373
If she does not reciprocate your advances, she won't kill you (unless you're going after a wild one, in which case godspeed) but you may get injured.

>>48047381
Let me put it this way. + is love, and × is friendship.
So...

Eevee+ & Human× = Sylveon
Eevee× & Human× = Umbreon
Eevee× & Human+ = Umbreon
Eevee+ & Human+ = Sylveon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 14:38:36 No.48047434 Report

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>>48047157
If you cum too much inside your Vaporeon, will its acid armor reflect that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 14:40:42 No.48047450 Report

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>>48047434
Yes. Unless you can convince your opponent that it's an extremely rare mutation, you may want to hold off on using it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 14:54:37 No.48047548 Report

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I'll be taking a break for a few hours to conduct some... "research" with a Lileep, but please continue to ask your questions here!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 14:57:20 No.48047564 Report

Quoted By: >>48047572

Do Grass-types release pollen when they orgasm?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 14:58:03 No.48047570 Report

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>>48047157
why can't minior learn fucking accelerock
what the fuck does genderless mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 14:58:28 No.48047572 Report

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>>48047564
I can answer this one quick, unless they fall into the flower/plant archetypes, they cannot.

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Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 15:10:46 No.48047648 Report

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Is it possible for a human male to impregnate a female Pokémon, or for a female human to be impregnated by a male Pokémon?

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Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 15:15:39 No.48047693 Report

Quoted By: >>48053265 >>48055020

>>48047157
Cease this inanity post haste

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 15:16:04 No.48047698 Report

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What Pokemon have the subtlest pheromones?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 15:37:59 No.48047850 Report

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Which pokemon has the tightest pussy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 16:21:13 No.48048150 Report

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>>48047157
are ultra beasts sexually compatible with humans?
for example, if i wanted to have relations with a celesteela, would this be possible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 16:37:24 No.48048280 Report

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Whats the rationale behind the Eevees and is evolution's penises randomly being either a conedick, dogenis, or a humanoid cock - sometimes with a foreskin even... is it because of their unstable genetic code?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 17:01:46 No.48048456 Report

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>>48048280
^BTW this is not an artsyle/aesthetics thing even - I saw all 3 in a single pic once

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Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 17:11:39 No.48048555 Report

Quoted By: >>48048591 >>48049670

For the Pokemon that view a Trainer as their Master don't they find it a bit weird to be romantically or sexually involved with them? The Master can just toss them away like a toy or harm them if they don't do as they say, doesn't that make them feel...used?

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Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 17:17:07 No.48048591 Report

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>>48048555

Their only value comes from fighting in battle and spreading their legs in bed afterwards.

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Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 19:07:35 No.48049550 Report

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>>48047157
is it safe to stick your dick in the ears of a fennekin

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Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 19:19:32 No.48049670 Report

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>>48048555
Some people have that as a kink, and Pokemon generally are similar to humans in emotional capacity and state, so it would stand to reason that the very thought of that notion would be hot to some Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Aug 2021 23:37:19 No.48052005 Report

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Can a human impregnate a pokemon so they can raise a family?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Aug 2021 00:44:31 No.48052524 Report

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>>48047157
Very based professor, you're not in cahoots with those nasty breeders union though right

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Anonymous Sun 29 Aug 2021 02:28:43 No.48053265 Report

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>>48047693
>Cease this inanity, post haste
Hmmmm... that's a Masters EX ability right?

I'll post it once i get bluestacks installes gimme a minute

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Aug 2021 02:29:45 No.48053272 Report

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>>48053265
>that picture
you just know

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Anonymous Sun 29 Aug 2021 02:39:35 No.48053345 Report

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>>48047291
Finally, the police.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Aug 2021 03:03:15 No.48053514 Report

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>>48047395
So if I want to love an umbreon I need to be friends first until eevee evolves then work on the romance, but if I want sylveon I can fuck on the first date?

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Anonymous Sun 29 Aug 2021 05:19:49 No.48054320 Report

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>>48047157
Are Kirlia meant to represent JC or JS?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Aug 2021 08:05:32 No.48055020 Report

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>>48047693
I thought that Colres "fixed" your for good...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Aug 2021 08:06:39 No.48055026 Report

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>>48048456
Pic where?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Aug 2021 08:47:58 No.48055162 Report

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>>48047157
>hi, [headcanon]
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