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Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 05:14:09 No.48114151 View View Reply Original Report

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>87.5% male
Why did they do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 05:15:02 No.48114155 Report

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>>48114151
It's good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 05:17:40 No.48114174 Report

Quoted By: >>48114182

>>48114151
Because they think doing shit like this makes starters rarer despite that the trade market is filled to the brim with starters with good movesets from hacked mothers. Just make starters and eevee 50/50 like Pikachu already ffs and cut this bullshit. Breeding is stupid enough as it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 05:19:03 No.48114182 Report

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>>48114174
make the fennekin line 100% female desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 09:59:25 No.48115311 Report

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>>48114151
Cute boi with a cute dox-fick
:^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 10:09:40 No.48115342 Report

Quoted By: >>48117134

To trigger retards like you, given you're crying about a game mechanic-only scenario (the franchise treats Fennekin line as female, with no male specimens portrayed save in the video games) when they clearly started to make one starter of each set to draw little girls in to the games since Gen V. Well, they made the ninja frog for the little boys and the mage fox for the little girls in Gen VI, but that doesn't mean they weren't going to apply their traditional giftmon ratios to it. Didn't stop the girls adoring Eevee after all.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 14:48:45 No.48116495 Report

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>87.5% male
Why did they do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 15:06:00 No.48116560 Report

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>>48114151
To justify being a starter, well, it has to be rare. That was always my explanation at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 15:28:16 No.48116715 Report

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I want to touch his cute fox cock

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 15:34:10 No.48116747 Report

Quoted By: >>48117639 >>48119437

>>48114151
not gay but I would totally be forcefully choked by his lollipop for 15-30 minutes at a time

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Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 15:52:23 No.48116868 Report

Quoted By: >>48116922 >>48117400 >>48117480

>>48114151
>Be me
>Smitten for a nerd friend in my GEP history class
>She loves Pokemon
>Mystery Dungeon DX coming out soon
>"Anon, what Pokemon would I be?"
>I say Kirlia because she's really smart but not that old (plus she said it was her favorite)
>She's happy
>I ask what Pokemon I'd be
>"You'd be a Braixen, cuz you kinda look like a girl"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 15:53:51 No.48116875 Report

Quoted By: >>48117153

>>48114151
To make losers like you who are obsessed with Pokemon "waifus" mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 16:02:26 No.48116922 Report

Quoted By: >>48117798

>>48116868
damn, pics? you cute? show butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 16:36:03 No.48117134 Report

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>>48115342
Shut up retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 16:37:51 No.48117153 Report

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>>48116875
Yeah so losers like you mad about us have us living rent free in your head

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 16:42:26 No.48117192 Report

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>>48114151
Because they wanted to keep starters rare in gen 2 and have kept that tradition since even though it no longer matters because of online and shit.
That and the fact that game freak can't program for shit and their game would probably break if they made starters 50/50.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 17:09:59 No.48117400 Report

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>>48116868
>>"You'd be a Braixen, cuz you kinda look like a girl"
Absolutely mogged

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 17:20:34 No.48117480 Report

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>>48116868
qt trap braixen anon would fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 17:42:54 No.48117639 Report

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>>48116747
Imagine just how much money you could save on daily cream and ginger/cinnamon alone by whitening your coffe/tea with his spicy-hot FireFox protein-rich cummies :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 17:44:48 No.48117656 Report

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>>48114151
Is this another stealth Delphox hate thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 18:07:23 No.48117798 Report

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>>48116922
I will never post images of myself on the internet but she wasn't lying. I'm pretty sure I've got an extra chromosome or some shit because my fuckin face is entirely androgynous. My most vivid memory of middle school was this chubby softball girl walking up to me randomly during gym to tell me I had a big butt in front of everyone. If I leave my hair short I look like a fuckin lesbian so I wear it long and messy, and tell my dad I'm goin for the rockstar look. My love life is a fucking train wreck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 18:33:54 No.48117959 Report

Quoted By: >>48118183

>>48117798
>Extra chromosome
Can you grow a beard at least?
If not theres a chance you are sterile, dear bishie-Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 18:44:23 No.48118018 Report

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>>48114151
Because males are just superior to females and any heterosexuals are scum
Case in point? You're crying about fictional pussy on a digital monster that doesn't even exist in real life.
Go touch grass.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 18:50:01 No.48118055 Report

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>>48114151
Males > Females

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 19:01:41 No.48118138 Report

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>>48114151
Because boys in tights are super cute :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 19:08:38 No.48118183 Report

Quoted By: >>48118271 >>48118464

>>48117959
It grows to like 2 inches max, but it grows more on my neck than anything so I usually shave it. Also what the fuck is a bishie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 19:21:27 No.48118271 Report

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>>48118183
Bishonen; anime pretty boys that look feminine.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 19:42:37 No.48118464 Report

Quoted By: >>48118800

>>48118183
Its a shorthand for any cute male suffering from Bishounen Syndrome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 20:35:33 No.48118800 Report

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>>48118271
>>48118464
Fair enough
Does anyone got a picture of Braixen holding a gun to his head

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Sep 2021 21:57:33 No.48119437 Report

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>>48116747
Make it about 10 mins top - you dont have what it takes anatomically to keep him hard, unless youd want to ruin your asshole ;)

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