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Quoted By: >>48128890
> I had just turned 10 years old
>I was excited to get my very first pokemon I didn't know which to pick
>Chimchar? Piplup? Turtwig? So many options!
>When I get to Prof. Rowan's lab I excitedly rush towards where he keeps his pokemon
>Prof. Rowan approaches me and with a chuckle he hands me my very own pokedex telling me to take my time.
>After much deliberation I finally decide on Chimchar
>"Excellent choice!" he shouts.
>As I turn on my heels excited to start my very own pokemon adventure I hear him mutter something under his breath.
>"Run along young one...soon this world will be made anew..."
>No...it can't be...
>I turn around and see Prof. Rowan take off his mask revealing himself to being Cyrus this whole time.
>In a panic I send out my Chimchar who now has a raging 20 ft long erection to attack Cyrus
>Cyrus chuckles and pulls out some red beads calling forth Dialga and Palkia
>Both deities appeared before my eyes their might destroying the entire lab. Their dongs stood high at about 60 ft long and girthy
>My Chimchar stood strong and charged the legendary dragons but Dialga swiped his tiny frail body away with his might.
>As my Chimchar laid on the floor KO'd Palkia took it upon himself to have its way with my Chimchar.
>I rush in to stop them both but Dialga used roar of Time stripping me of all my time
>As I watched helplessly as Palkia violated my poor Chimchar's tiny body my time slowly and painfully was stripped one layer at a time
>It's all Kyogre now.
>But then a roar is hear and a green light filled the entire area
>Rayquaza appeared in his full glory sprouting an erection so large it pierced the Ozone layer
>In one fell swoop Rayquaza used his dong to slice Palkia in half killing him instantly. Upon seeing this Dialga tried to strip Rayqauaza of his time but had to recharge.
>Rayquaza ascented upon Dialga's boy hole and outrageously ravaged the time dragon.
cont
>I was excited to get my very first pokemon I didn't know which to pick
>Chimchar? Piplup? Turtwig? So many options!
>When I get to Prof. Rowan's lab I excitedly rush towards where he keeps his pokemon
>Prof. Rowan approaches me and with a chuckle he hands me my very own pokedex telling me to take my time.
>After much deliberation I finally decide on Chimchar
>"Excellent choice!" he shouts.
>As I turn on my heels excited to start my very own pokemon adventure I hear him mutter something under his breath.
>"Run along young one...soon this world will be made anew..."
>No...it can't be...
>I turn around and see Prof. Rowan take off his mask revealing himself to being Cyrus this whole time.
>In a panic I send out my Chimchar who now has a raging 20 ft long erection to attack Cyrus
>Cyrus chuckles and pulls out some red beads calling forth Dialga and Palkia
>Both deities appeared before my eyes their might destroying the entire lab. Their dongs stood high at about 60 ft long and girthy
>My Chimchar stood strong and charged the legendary dragons but Dialga swiped his tiny frail body away with his might.
>As my Chimchar laid on the floor KO'd Palkia took it upon himself to have its way with my Chimchar.
>I rush in to stop them both but Dialga used roar of Time stripping me of all my time
>As I watched helplessly as Palkia violated my poor Chimchar's tiny body my time slowly and painfully was stripped one layer at a time
>It's all Kyogre now.
>But then a roar is hear and a green light filled the entire area
>Rayquaza appeared in his full glory sprouting an erection so large it pierced the Ozone layer
>In one fell swoop Rayquaza used his dong to slice Palkia in half killing him instantly. Upon seeing this Dialga tried to strip Rayqauaza of his time but had to recharge.
>Rayquaza ascented upon Dialga's boy hole and outrageously ravaged the time dragon.
cont
