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Rock/Ice/Ground
151 HP
255 Attack
25 Defense
40 Special Attack
69 Special Defense
5 Speed
545 BST
Movepool sample:
Surrender (signature move)*
Ancient Power
Power Snow
Scorching Sands
Fairy Wind
Asorb
Discharge
Ember
*Surrender is a signature move with +8 priority. When used, the user faints and the opposing trainer automatically wins the battle.
Dex entry 1: <fakemon> is a very strong Pokemon that can take multiple hits and shrug them off as if nothing happened. It is sometimes seen fighting Tyranitar over territory so the two are seen as rivals.
Dex entry 2: During a clear and perfect night under a full moon, this Pokemon appears with its gems glistening intensely under the moonlight. Some even claim after seeing <fakemon> that it's the most beautiful thing they've seen.
Why yes, this is a satirization of Game Freak's bullshit like with Sceptile, Aurorus, Lapras, Magmortar/Electivire, and Meganium being shit movepools, shit typings, and high BSTs being wasted on bullshit. How could you tell?