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Anonymous Sun 12 Sep 2021 17:37:12 No.48181886 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>48181913 >>48183704 >>48183738 >>48184867 >>48185786 >>48186022 >>48186238 >>48189444 >>48189610 >>48193828 >>48193877

Do Pokemon have genitals? Do they just walk around showing their junk off if they have it in public?

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Anonymous Sun 12 Sep 2021 17:38:10 No.48181897 Report

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Yes, you thought those were legs, but they’re actually two big dangly cocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Sep 2021 17:39:43 No.48181913 Report

Quoted By: >>48181922 >>48181926

>>48181886
wonder what shoving my cock in the top of the head of this thing feel like

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Sep 2021 17:40:25 No.48181922 Report

Quoted By: >>48183630

>>48181913
id put sewing needles it and make it scream

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Anonymous Sun 12 Sep 2021 17:40:56 No.48181926 Report

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>>48181913
Like sticking your dick in a tomato.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Sep 2021 21:04:27 No.48183617 Report

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pokemon do not have genitals they are space aliens seeking to replace all life on the planet. a supernatural scourge that must be eliminated

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Anonymous Sun 12 Sep 2021 21:06:36 No.48183630 Report

Quoted By: >>48187921

>>48181922
https://youtu.be/uJQYyG4OkJc

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Anonymous Sun 12 Sep 2021 21:18:01 No.48183704 Report

Quoted By: >>48192886

>>48181886
ye... actually no :(

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Anonymous Sun 12 Sep 2021 21:21:56 No.48183738 Report

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>>48181886
>huge brain
>shit stats
>no power without horse
truly the most pathetic legendary

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 00:04:58 No.48184867 Report

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>>48181886
Of course they do. Why do you think the Pokemon Fan Club guy loves his Rapidash so much?

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Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 02:02:16 No.48185786 Report

Quoted By: >>48185810 >>48186323

>>48181886
They should. Also they also must have cloacas from where their penises emerge (or aren't present) and their vaginas hide, They lay eggs, pokemon are not viviparous.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 02:06:05 No.48185810 Report

Quoted By: >>48185839

>>48185786
>pokemon are not viviparous
At least one is.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 02:09:54 No.48185839 Report

Quoted By: >>48185911

>>48185810
Uh, my guess is they didn't make a good job translating that bit or they are referring to the birth of Mewtwo via cloning.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 02:21:25 No.48185911 Report

Quoted By: >>48186039 >>48186205

>>48185839
I'm pretty sure the Japanese text uses a word that unambiguously indicates that Mewtwo got squeezed out into the world through Mew's shivering catpussy while Dr. Fuji and all his nerd buddies watched and that "gave birth" is a faithful translation.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 02:42:53 No.48186022 Report

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>>48181886
In the Pokemon Stadium games I believe Nidoqueen adjusts her tits as an idle animation

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Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 02:46:28 No.48186039 Report

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>>48185911
Such a shame that the original text lacks the rigorous scientific details you provide.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 03:19:55 No.48186205 Report

Quoted By: >>48190350

>>48185911
It's "myū ga kodomo wo umu" which would seemingly mean "Mew gives birth to a child." It's possible that it could also be taken to mean "Mew gives rise to a child," but I'm not entirely sure. Umu/umimasu is present indicative so I think if translated literally it would be "gives birth" rather than "gave birth" (unda/umimashita).

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Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 03:25:47 No.48186238 Report

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>>48181886
They probably go inside them or are otherwise tastefully covered with fur tufts. Depending on your perspective I could see some Pokemon either getting fixed or walking around with their big ol balls out, to the horror and fixation of female trainers.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 03:39:30 No.48186323 Report

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>>48185786
Those eggs are allegedly built after the live birth.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 09:38:10 No.48187921 Report

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>>48183630
I want to do weird things to his berry...

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Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 12:40:27 No.48188526 Report

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>>48187921
Based yet Cringe...

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Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 16:03:18 No.48189444 Report

Quoted By: >>48191195

>>48181886
Yeah they do, they just don't show the penises. Of course Arcanine has a huge dick

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Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 16:30:46 No.48189610 Report

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>>48181886
Oh boy, cant wait until you discover animals

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Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 18:32:41 No.48190350 Report

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>>48186205
Shut up weabo

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Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 20:06:09 No.48191195 Report

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>>48189444
Tell me more dear trips-getter please, does his cock have a thorny dickhead - like a tiger-dog should have - guessing quite pressumably?

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Anonymous Mon 13 Sep 2021 22:53:32 No.48192886 Report

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>>48183704
>I dont understand what a joke made by a porn artist is...
Stay redarded fampai

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Anonymous Tue 14 Sep 2021 00:31:35 No.48193512 Report

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>>48191195
the head is covered in fleshy barbs and the knot is as big as your fist

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Anonymous Tue 14 Sep 2021 01:12:05 No.48193828 Report

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>>48181886
Yes they most certainly do

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Anonymous Tue 14 Sep 2021 01:13:14 No.48193837 Report

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>>48193828
I don't know how they get away with it

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Anonymous Tue 14 Sep 2021 01:14:31 No.48193842 Report

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>>48193837
I know there is some cultural barriers that are broken when games come from over seas but this is rediculous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Sep 2021 01:22:22 No.48193877 Report

Quoted By: >>48193898

>>48181886
I imagine they're like chickens and can tense muscles to reveal the lewd stuff.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Sep 2021 01:26:34 No.48193898 Report

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>>48193877
otherwise hidden, y'know. Behind that fluff, or leaf or something.

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