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Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 13:15:02 No.48214270 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>48214296 >>48214302 >>48214595 >>48214598 >>48214926 >>48216865 >>48218564 >>48219153

Do humans eat Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 13:22:23 No.48214296 Report

Quoted By: >>48214689

>>48214270
He was talking about his dick anon...
>then why is it called slowpoke tail
Cause it takes a long time until you get hard. It's a delicious sloppy dick hence it's called Slowpoke tail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 13:25:04 No.48214302 Report

Quoted By: >>48214335

>>48214270
Yes, its stated several times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 13:27:45 No.48214314 Report

Quoted By: >>48214335

Yes. Why did you waste a thread on an obvious question?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 13:31:45 No.48214335 Report

Quoted By: >>48214342

>>48214302
>>48214314
Idk, I was really hoping it wasn't the case :(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 13:33:11 No.48214342 Report

Quoted By: >>48214354 >>48214710

>>48214335
You wouldn't eat an Emboar, or Tauros? They look delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 13:36:20 No.48214354 Report

Quoted By: >>48214409 >>48214935

>>48214342
But Pokemon are our friends..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 13:50:23 No.48214409 Report

Quoted By: >>48214592 >>48214987 >>48216929

>>48214354
Yes they are both our friends and food

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 14:34:36 No.48214592 Report

Quoted By: >>48214717

>>48214409
Every time nips mention cuisine and food I'm reminded just how much of bugmen subhumans they are

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 14:35:26 No.48214595 Report

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>>48214270
stop posting this fetish thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 14:35:56 No.48214598 Report

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>>48214270
I don't see why not. I've always wanted to know what Kingler's massive pincer taste like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 14:51:22 No.48214689 Report

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>>48214296
HOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 14:54:53 No.48214710 Report

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>>48214342
Ask Scyther to slice some for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 14:55:55 No.48214717 Report

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>>48214592
Yeah, how dare they eat pork!!! Mashallah!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 15:36:43 No.48214926 Report

Quoted By: >>48218593

>>48214270
Humans eat Pokemon
Pokemon eat humans
It's the circle of life

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 15:37:46 No.48214935 Report

Quoted By: >>48216059

>>48214354
>You wouldn't eat your human friend in an emergency

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 15:45:20 No.48214987 Report

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>>48214409
Fucking Brutal. Does the optimism make it taste better?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 17:55:32 No.48216059 Report

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>>48214935
>eating another human turns you into a wendigo pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 17:56:31 No.48216070 Report

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Yes and Pokemon eat each other so I see no problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 19:28:06 No.48216799 Report

Quoted By: >>48217316

which pokemon would taste best?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 19:36:35 No.48216865 Report

Quoted By: >>48217329

>>48214270
For obvious reasons yes, if it's something that can grow back or is produced willingly like moomoo milk or combee honey then it's seems to be there's no moral dilemma

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 19:45:49 No.48216929 Report

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>>48214409
Not cool nipbros

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 20:28:35 No.48217316 Report

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>>48216799
Spoink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 20:29:51 No.48217329 Report

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>>48216865
>there's no moral dilemma
Tell that to nutjob vegans.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 20:31:34 No.48217342 Report

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What does SLOWPOKETAIL taste like?

What about the shellder?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 23:42:32 No.48218564 Report

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>>48214270
Appletun, Barraskewda, Basculin, Cherubi, Clauncher, Crawbrawler, Crawdaunt, Seadra, and Sharpedo are all confirmed or heavily implied to be eaten in their Pokedex entries. Clauncher, Crawbrawler, and Crawdaunt are known to lose their claws naturally and people eat those. The claws do grow back however.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 23:47:51 No.48218593 Report

Quoted By: >>48218892

>>48214926
That screencap is literally a dream sequence right before they talk about how Magikarp has extremely rough scales and tons of tiny bones that makes most of the meat useless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Sep 2021 00:40:56 No.48218892 Report

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>>48218593
Several episodes after that, it is stated that Farfetch'd are endangered because they were over eaten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Sep 2021 01:19:48 No.48219153 Report

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>>48214270
Yes, but they're only allowed to mention it in media like GameFreak games because if something like the anime or GO were to make mention of it in this day and age, it would be extremely controversial and damage the brand.

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