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ITT: Create Pokémon insults as if you were in the Pokémon world

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 22:53:07 No.48239928 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 22:57:35 No.48239955 Report

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Raltsfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 22:58:10 No.48239962 Report

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Faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:00:17 No.48239976 Report

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Galarian
Kalosian

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:02:31 No.48239998 Report

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"Your Slowpoke ass must have the intelligence of a Rampardos to think that was a good idea".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:03:03 No.48240002 Report

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"Not even Olivia would fuck you."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:05:45 No.48240023 Report

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Get your Mr. Rime lookin ass outta here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:08:04 No.48240039 Report

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"Why won't you shut up? You trying to use Chatter?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:08:07 No.48240041 Report

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Male Combee

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:10:14 No.48240050 Report

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>>48239976
TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:10:39 No.48240054 Report

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>>48239928
what a fucking jynxer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:11:34 No.48240062 Report

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Shave your Tangela/Tangrowth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:13:59 No.48240075 Report

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>>48239928
You're dumber than a bag of Dwebble
You smell worse than a Garbodar's garbage
What's wrong Meowth got your tongue?
I got a divorce but my ex-wife keeps using Leech Life on my bank account!
My ex-wife's a real Bisharp!
I went to the doctor and he says I have Amnesia. I said: what does that mean? He says: It means your Sp Def has risen sharply!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:28:20 No.48240144 Report

Quoted By: >>48240148

CANDLE SNIFFING FUCK FENCE GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:28:50 No.48240148 Report

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>>48240144
So quirky XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:33:16 No.48240178 Report

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>>48239928
Jinx face

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:36:56 No.48240192 Report

Quoted By: >>48240197 >>48242003 >>48243259

good god you’re fat. did you evolved in sinnoh or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:38:28 No.48240197 Report

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>>48240192
All of these Pokemon exist outside of Sinnoh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:46:13 No.48240233 Report

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>>48239976
k e k

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:50:33 No.48240263 Report

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>>48240197
They’re Sinnoh Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:52:03 No.48240272 Report

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Kantoian or Kantcer I like to call them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:53:11 No.48240284 Report

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>>48239955
Lol. Needs to be said with a heavy british accent

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Sep 2021 23:55:17 No.48240300 Report

Quoted By: >>48240382 >>48242190 >>48242379 >>48244230

YOUR MOTHER WAS A MORPEKO AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF BLUK BERRIES

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:06:17 No.48240382 Report

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>>48239928
is that the Pokemon version of being called a retard
>>48240300
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:12:44 No.48240435 Report

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>>48240148
New fag detected. You must be 18 years or older.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:13:38 No.48240442 Report

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>>48240435
I’m older than you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:14:40 No.48240448 Report

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>>48239928
I dont need to already - Mods making the term CumBrian get filtered into Trainer takes the cake just fine...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:17:26 No.48240469 Report

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>>48240442
Highly doubt it.
>doesn't remember candle sniffing fuck fence
>claims to be older

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:19:54 No.48240488 Report

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>>48240469
>You don’t remember it just because I said so!
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:20:16 No.48240490 Report

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>>48240469
>bragging about being so old as to remember an irrelevant boomer meme
>still on 4chan despite everyone else moving on
Get a life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:23:47 No.48240505 Report

Quoted By: >>48240519 >>48240531

>>48240490
Not until life improves as a whole for the Earth.
>>48240488
Newfag detected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:24:30 No.48240508 Report

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You smell like Garbador shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:24:57 No.48240514 Report

Quoted By: >>48240585 >>48241134

>>48239976
go back discord raider

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:25:14 No.48240519 Report

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>>48240505
i still unironically like old memes, but some things are better left as is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:25:53 No.48240524 Report

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>>48240519
Shut the fuck up, Cock Mongler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:26:52 No.48240531 Report

Quoted By: >>48240551 >>48240565

>>48240505
>No argument
Stay ass blasted

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:28:04 No.48240544 Report

Quoted By: >>48242913

This is dumber than buying a magikarp.
I bet you got lost between Vaniville and Aquacorde.
A Wynaut will learn Draco Meteor before you get a gf.
You seem the kind of guy who trains Hypno to get booty.
You don't have a Muk? Then why is your face melted?
Your best chance at getting dick is to go catch Palkia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:29:24 No.48240551 Report

Quoted By: >>48240570

>>48240531
You seem upset.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:31:26 No.48240565 Report

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>>48240531
You sound like a Chariztard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:32:26 No.48240570 Report

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>>48240551
I’m not. Yet another false assumption

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:34:13 No.48240582 Report

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You're so Purugly that no one would want to Pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:34:22 No.48240584 Report

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>>48239928
You disgusting Grumpig.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:34:29 No.48240585 Report

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>>48240514
>Discordtrannies' sacred cow is insulted
>They immediately start deflecting and doing damage control in an unrelated thread that hasn't been tainted by genwar autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:36:10 No.48240597 Report

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hit them with that yoinky spoink-y

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:40:25 No.48240628 Report

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Dumber than a bag of geodude and twice as ugly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:41:30 No.48240635 Report

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PKMNbreeder(Specialist)
^try to guess where I stole this one from :-)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:54:31 No.48240707 Report

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>>48239928
>"He made a complete Leon of himself yesterday"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:57:39 No.48240717 Report

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>>48240263
And Kanto Pokemon, and (mostly) Johto Pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 00:59:15 No.48240726 Report

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>>48240717
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 02:07:11 No.48241134 Report

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>>48240514
Holy shit you need meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 02:34:57 No.48241280 Report

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>>48239928
>"He's kinda'... Normal-type, isn't he."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 02:38:53 No.48241295 Report

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imagine having single digit IVs lol

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 02:42:36 No.48241310 Report

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Full restores, now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 02:43:06 No.48241312 Report

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>>48239928
Yo mama like a Magikarp salesmen I'm a nuzlocke.

Cheap, everyone's used it, and puts in a lot of work for shitters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 02:44:16 No.48241317 Report

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"A ditto wouldn't have your eggs."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 02:50:07 No.48241336 Report

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>>48240582
I like this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 05:03:44 No.48241922 Report

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you are a NIGGER you are the backest mankey nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 05:24:31 No.48242003 Report

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>>48240192
>Electivire
>fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 06:03:37 No.48242190 Report

Quoted By: >>48242379

>>48240300

Can we come up and have a look?
Of course not! You are Galar types.
Well, what are you then?
Ah'm Kalossian! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly champion?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 06:59:56 No.48242379 Report

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>>48240300
>>48242190
>Listen, if you wanted to join the Plasma Front of Unova, you'd have to really hate trainers.
>I do!
>Oh yeah? How much?
>...a lot!
>Right, You're in. Listen, the only people we hate more than trainers at the fucking Unovan Plasma Front.
>Yeah
>Splitters
>And the Unovan Neo Plasma Front
>Yeah, oh yeah, splitters, splitters
>And the Plasma Front of Unova!
>We're the Plasma Front of Unova!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 09:52:16 No.48242913 Report

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>>48240544
>A Wynaut will learn Draco Meteor before you get a gf.
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 11:56:59 No.48243217 Report

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Litwick sniffing fuck-fence, go ride a Bicycle road made of dicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 11:59:11 No.48243220 Report

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>>48239928
You’re as slow as a Slowpoke, and twice as dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 12:11:45 No.48243259 Report

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>>48240192
crossgen evo haters confirmed esl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 12:44:08 No.48243358 Report

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>>48240726
not canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 13:06:15 No.48243418 Report

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your pussy Feebas, my pussy Milotic
your pussy dry, mine wet, call me aquatic
when he see it from behind my pussy so erotic
that's why every night your man give me the monster in his pocket

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 13:11:44 No.48243432 Report

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>do you get to the sky pillar very often?
>oh what am i saying
>of course you don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 15:36:07 No.48244156 Report

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>>48239928
Even Ledian is more viable than you are
Go Lysandre yourself
You're so slow that even a Shuckle can lap you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 15:38:52 No.48244177 Report

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>>48239928
What, did you replace your brain with a roggenrola?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 15:46:00 No.48244230 Report

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>>48240300
kek based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 15:53:03 No.48244282 Report

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Girl, are you a Nuzleaf? Cause all I see are Seedots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 16:00:33 No.48244352 Report

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are you from the Galar region? your teeth look like a Magneton.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 16:01:56 No.48244368 Report

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>>48240054
KEK

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