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>>48242569
Ew how fat/bones, ugly and repulsive are you? Honest question from 1 to 10 for each category. Also, post a pepe that best describes your failure in life and quote your favourite bullying line that has even been said to you

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 16:49:33 No.48244817 Report

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TFW you will never get to abduct random teenage sluts roaming the woods and have them become a communal fucktoy for your pack of thirsty Dog'Mons...
I just want to die already, this place sucks badly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 16:58:48 No.48244900 Report

Quoted By: >>48245020 >>48245678

just had a dream where I fucked a Pokemon AMA

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 17:00:55 No.48244916 Report

Quoted By: >>48245678 >>48251154

>>48241729
>tfw there will be no partner who will dress up or roleplay as one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 17:13:53 No.48245020 Report

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>>48244900
which one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 17:23:45 No.48245106 Report

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>>48243745
Sounds like bullshit. I remember npc saying that no one has seen pokemon laying an egg. But i don't remember them saying that no one seen them breed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 17:25:36 No.48245132 Report

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>>48245020
I lied :^(

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 17:27:14 No.48245153 Report

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>>48241717
Neither can Pokémon though, so it’s fair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 18:04:11 No.48245510 Report

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>>48242037
>women are real

I suppose you also think the moon is real and the earth is round

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 18:21:42 No.48245678 Report

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>>48244900
I once did, when I was young, it was a machop, haha>>48244916

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 19:42:29 No.48246363 Report

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Reminder that you will never get to abduct random teenage sluts roaming the nearby woods and have them become a communal fucktoy for your pack of thirsty Dog'Mons...

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 19:44:36 No.48246384 Report

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>>48245510
>Implying the moon is real
ngmi

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 19:47:32 No.48246405 Report

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My male Dusk Lycanroc named "YOU JUST KNOW" says otherwise

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:39:15 No.48247410 Report

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Can't i? Sun and moon implies it's not impossible

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:39:56 No.48247416 Report

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>>48241717
It has never been confirmed that Pokemon engage in sexual intercourse to reproduce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 22:16:27 No.48247688 Report

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>>48247416
It has never been denied either.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 22:49:32 No.48247973 Report

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>>48241717
says who

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Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 00:16:54 No.48248721 Report

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>>48241717
If they were real it'd be both a blessing and a curse.

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Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 00:21:32 No.48248746 Report

Quoted By: >>48248752 >>48251319 >>48251487

>>48241717
good
Also pokemon having a gender is cringe, I wish I could just be a fucking robot magnet creature, humans are are disgusting and so are normal animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 00:22:28 No.48248752 Report

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>>48248746
The gender of this creature is unknown yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 04:13:46 No.48250491 Report

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>>48241717
Yet

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Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 04:29:55 No.48250589 Report

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>>48241717
Just like you can't have sex with a human, because no human will ever love you.

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Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 06:04:22 No.48251154 Report

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>>48244916
i wish i had a partner who would dress up as a lucario so i could sniff his ass

s-stahp teasing me anon, i-it's not weird if we're dogs

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Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 06:07:10 No.48251171 Report

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A bit of cuddling and mutual masturbation works fine for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 06:11:41 No.48251181 Report

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>>48251171
cocks feel good when pressed together

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 06:48:47 No.48251301 Report

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>>48241717
>pikachu this sad he can't have sex with us
Awww...

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Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 06:51:51 No.48251311 Report

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>>48243769
Genuinely i am a 6.
But might as well be a 0.
The rule is nearly 90/10 instead of 80/20 like it was for millennials.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 06:54:04 No.48251319 Report

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>>48248746
Well do you have a male/male plug a male/female plug or a female/female socket or a male/female socket?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 07:03:48 No.48251344 Report

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>>48241717
no but I can with you op

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Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 07:32:17 No.48251444 Report

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>>48251311
Excuses, excuses. Even I have a gf, and I'm about 4/10.

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Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 07:47:43 No.48251487 Report

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>>48248746
Based and the only correct answer. Honestly I feel really similarly.
Except I feel further disgust with myself for also finding inanimate objects attractive because of their cleanliness and lack of disgusting biological function

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Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 10:12:23 No.48251874 Report

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>>48251311
i could be cute boyfriends with anyone even if they're a "zero", so long as they're open to all the kinky furry shit i'm into

the real challenge is; can you handle living with another human being? i don't know if i can.

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Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 17:10:43 No.48254280 Report

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>>48241717
>You cannot have sex with a Pokémon.
Says who?

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Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 18:44:30 No.48254941 Report

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>>48251487
>...finding inanimate objects attractive because of their cleanliness and lack of disgusting biological function
ASH please go and stay go =^(

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Anonymous Tue 21 Sep 2021 23:20:05 No.48257225 Report

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>>48241717
Neck yourself.
Now.

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