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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 02:52:35 No.48297771 View View Reply Original Report

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>Choose your starter /vp/
Bonus points for statting them....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 02:52:58 No.48297772 Report

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can i just get a gun or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 03:01:30 No.48297861 Report

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>>48297771
Skrapp (Grass/Poison):
PUTRID SKUNK POKEMON
When in danger it can excreet potent noxious fumes capable of easily bringing down a Snorlax or Slaking to their knees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 03:03:57 No.48297881 Report

Quoted By: >>48298561

Opossom for sure, they're stupid but... they are fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 03:04:58 No.48297887 Report

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>>48297771
Looks like the food of the next day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 03:34:44 No.48298116 Report

Quoted By: >>48298676

>>48297771
Opashum (Fire/Ground)
Phoenix Opossum Pokemon
When frightened Opashum disintegrates into ash, only to quickly be reborn in a renewed body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 03:35:51 No.48298121 Report

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>>48297771
poss because they aren't an annoying menace

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 03:36:36 No.48298124 Report

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>>48297771
Grass/Ghost
Water/Dark
Fire/Poison

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 03:37:56 No.48298139 Report

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>>48297771
Yes hello I will take the trashpanda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 03:45:04 No.48298179 Report

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>>48297771
washbear plz

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 03:58:04 No.48298238 Report

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>>48298124
This is actually spot-on

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 04:29:49 No.48298416 Report

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>>48298124
Berry good

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 04:35:33 No.48298442 Report

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>>48297771
Opossum, it can set up with Belly Drum

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 04:40:38 No.48298465 Report

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>Raccoon
fat defensive shitmon has an absolute memespread
>Skunk
fast special attacker
>Opposum
the cancermon who gets Magic Guard and a broken movepool. The bad spread don't even matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 04:48:11 No.48298503 Report

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>>48297771
Skunk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 04:56:50 No.48298561 Report

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>>48297881
What did he mean by this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 05:14:07 No.48298663 Report

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skuta

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 05:15:04 No.48298673 Report

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It's a Possum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 05:15:35 No.48298676 Report

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>>48298124
This

>>48298116
But I also like the idea of a fire possum that burns itself up while playing dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 05:20:30 No.48298716 Report

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>>48298124
How well are Racoons with Water anyway?

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 05:26:52 No.48298755 Report

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>>48298716
>Whenever they eat near a water source, apparently raccoons wash food by dunking it in water and rolling it around in their paws. In fact, their scientific name, Procyon lotor, literally means "washing bear."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 05:29:50 No.48298776 Report

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>>48298755
Look them up trying to wash cotton candy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 07:00:39 No.48299235 Report

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>>48297771
waifu racoon, she's thicc as fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 07:09:17 No.48299266 Report

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>>48299235
thicc raccoons for hug, not fug

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 07:14:48 No.48299284 Report

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toss starter in box and use first route catch instead picrel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 07:16:47 No.48299290 Report

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>>48298442
make MEpearlA a gym leader, based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 07:19:49 No.48299300 Report

Quoted By: >>48299362 >>48307794

Why haven't we domesticated racoons yet? Do you see how fucking cute they are? I'd take them over cats honestly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 07:36:09 No.48299362 Report

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>>48299300
It is a bit surprising, they probably wouldn't be too difficult to domesticate. Not that it stops people from keeping them as pets.
Domesticated skunks are an actual thing though, they make great pets from what I've heard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 09:05:46 No.48299687 Report

Quoted By: >>48302181

>>48297771
The opossum one should be Water-type because they very, very rarely carry rabies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 11:37:20 No.48300146 Report

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>>48297771
Get over here Raccoon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 14:47:38 No.48301148 Report

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>>48297771
possum

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 17:22:37 No.48302176 Report

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>>48297771
The COON

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 17:23:38 No.48302181 Report

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>>48299687
>The opossum one should be Water-type because they very, very rarely carry rabies.

And why does that make it Water type?

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 17:34:58 No.48302276 Report

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>>48297771
raccoon plz

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 18:31:26 No.48302695 Report

Quoted By: >>48302775 >>48304642

>>48297771
>All three have endearing and interesting first stages that receive great fan approval.
>Months later the final stages are revealed....
>THREE JOBMON!!!
>RACCUNT A water polo player, pure WATER type
>POSSY: A coroner, pure GRASS type
>SMARTFELLER: A fart fetish onlyfans model, FIRE/FIGHTING

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 18:36:16 No.48302737 Report

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>>48302181
rabies causes hydrophobia. huge stretch but, none of these animals really fit water type too well

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 18:39:08 No.48302775 Report

Quoted By: >>48302799

>>48302695
>THREE JOBMON!!!
Fuck yes! Why can't ALL pokemon be JOBmon?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 18:41:58 No.48302799 Report

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>>48302775
they are, they're just called digimon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 22:22:01 No.48304633 Report

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>>48302799
Shots fired

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 22:23:02 No.48304642 Report

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>>48302695
>>RACCUNT A water polo player, pure WATER type
>>POSSY: A coroner, pure GRASS type
>>SMARTFELLER: A fart fetish onlyfans model, FIRE/FIGHTING

Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 22:58:54 No.48304953 Report

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>>48297771
best thread on /vp/

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 23:03:49 No.48305008 Report

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>>48299266
so late

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 23:11:33 No.48305060 Report

Quoted By: >>48305205 >>48312708

raccoons are disgusting, and only unhygienic faggots think theyre cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 23:28:43 No.48305205 Report

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>>48305060
They're cute

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 23:30:24 No.48305221 Report

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>>48299235

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2021 23:35:34 No.48305264 Report

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>>48305205
so are mice and cats, but people are unable to separate cuteness from disease

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Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 00:07:41 No.48305507 Report

Quoted By: >>48305550 >>48305835 >>48309712

opossums are underrated animals, a lot of people think they're ugly and gross but they're actually pretty great

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 00:13:20 No.48305550 Report

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>>48305507
preach, I get to play with the abandoned babies where I volunteer, they're adorable and have the cutest dumb little ears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 00:58:00 No.48305835 Report

Quoted By: >>48313378

>>48305507
I had one for a pet, they're great critters, they eat ticks too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 01:11:42 No.48305959 Report

Quoted By: >>48306233 >>48306599

I'd pick skunk, they are cute and they sound like angry goblins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vszWsYOdnPg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 01:49:20 No.48306233 Report

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>>48305959
Awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 02:39:58 No.48306599 Report

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>>48305959
adorable

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Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 03:59:10 No.48307333 Report

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gen 2 starters just leaked

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 04:22:10 No.48307520 Report

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>>48297771
Why are American possums so frightening?

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Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 04:33:44 No.48307628 Report

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>>48307520
*intimidates you*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 04:54:31 No.48307794 Report

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>>48299300
Cats were useful at some point, but there was never any use for a raccoon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 07:29:43 No.48309332 Report

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>>48307628
Ah!

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Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 07:51:06 No.48309455 Report

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>>48309332
so scary

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Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 08:28:38 No.48309712 Report

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>>48305507
Why the fuck do Opossums get to have opposable thumbs but the chaddest animal, Bottlenose Dolphins don't. That's not fair, fuck Mother Nature, and fuck Opossums.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 13:38:17 No.48311499 Report

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>>48309455
Terrifying

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Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 14:55:21 No.48312708 Report

Quoted By: >>48313263

>>48305060
No, you’re just an insufferable, unhappy cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 15:31:50 No.48313263 Report

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>>48312708
that's one happy man

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Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 15:33:57 No.48313296 Report

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>>48297771
Poss

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 15:36:16 No.48313342 Report

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>>48305550
This image got my autism TWERKING for some reason gurl

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Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 15:38:29 No.48313378 Report

Quoted By: >>48313565

>>48305835
How hard are they to have for pets?

I'm told animals like Possum's or Racoons need to be pet trained super duper young, or they turn into wild animals at home

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 15:51:38 No.48313565 Report

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>>48313378
They're wild animals

Abonymous

Abonymous Tue 28 Sep 2021 16:05:33 No.48313788 Report

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Final forms:

Grass/Ghost; Skunk that uses the farty mist to conceal itself/deal damage to others.

Fire/Poison; quadruped Opossum that's tail has been replaced with a giant poison needle.

Water/Dark; a bipedal Raccoon that has a water tank on its back concealed in a classic thief's bindle. It can use the water like a jetpack to escape

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