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Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 02:21:41 No.48345753 View View Reply Original Report

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>7000 IQ
>lets 10 year olds order them around
what's their end game?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 02:23:08 No.48345762 Report

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>>48345753
Pokemon are designed to be cute and cuddly despite their lore so Alakazam can have 7k IQ but that doesn't matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 02:25:34 No.48345776 Report

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All Alakazams are pedos

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 02:29:45 No.48345801 Report

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Pokemon don't have sapience or consciousness in the same way humans do, they lack a human sprit that drives humans to ask questions about the universe, create society, understand the philosphical nature of existence.

Alakazam is extremely intelligent and much moreso than humans. But it doesn't matter, because it's an animal still and doesn't have the same sort of....soul humans have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 02:34:51 No.48345827 Report

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>>48345753
They're extremely intelligent, but they have no drive with which to actually utilize that intellect in a meaningful and productive manner.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 02:35:10 No.48345830 Report

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>>48345753
Explain this abomination. Nobody in their right mind would love this ugly piece of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 02:35:47 No.48345835 Report

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>>48345830
meant for
>>48345762

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 02:37:53 No.48345852 Report

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>>48345753
Being captured by a 10yo was their plan all along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 02:39:46 No.48345858 Report

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>>48345830
Why are you so evil?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 02:41:53 No.48345866 Report

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>>48345858
Togepi is the evil one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 02:47:11 No.48345908 Report

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>>48345827
They could waste their time on the internet then instead of travelling with some kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 03:04:47 No.48346003 Report

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>>48345762
Where can I see the rest of this interview?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 03:41:47 No.48346193 Report

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>>48345753
7000 i.q but incredibly lazy so it allows you to bathe and feed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 03:42:37 No.48346197 Report

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>>48345866
okay admittedly delicious

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 03:45:05 No.48346207 Report

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>>48345753
pokeboy BUSSY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 04:03:34 No.48346302 Report

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>>48345753
It doesn't take a genius to realize that living a life where you're taken care of is pretty sweet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 04:24:12 No.48346436 Report

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>>48345753
Because according to canon Kadabras were humans themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 04:35:31 No.48346501 Report

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>>48345753
Alakazam made the pokedex entry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 04:38:33 No.48346516 Report

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>>48345753
To live a live of good care and little labor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 04:51:49 No.48346586 Report

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>>48345830
Yeah but Togekiss is cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 04:54:51 No.48346598 Report

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>>48345753
all the kids could get him to do their homework. im thinking he based

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Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 04:58:58 No.48346621 Report

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>>48345753
>7000 IQ

Hm, nearly as intelligent as me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 06:19:00 No.48347007 Report

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>>48345753
Go sit at comfy home and watch Rick& Morty on their Trainers TV

Pr?nc?ss Sevenleaf

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Pr?nc?ss Sevenleaf Sat 02 Oct 2021 06:51:53 No.48347134 Report

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>>48345852

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Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 07:11:37 No.48347201 Report

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The smartest people are team players. Narcissists fail, with no life, no love, no help, and no purpose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 07:35:11 No.48347273 Report

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Mutual respect and friendship

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 08:21:55 No.48347448 Report

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>>48345753
I you had 7000 IQ, you'd understand how futile life is and how you'd rather enjoy your existence to the fullest by being led around by a 10yo little girl and using your psychokinesis to "accidentally" flip her skirt to catch a glimpse of her bear pantsu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 09:03:37 No.48347538 Report

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>>48347134
Crashing this game...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 09:26:22 No.48347598 Report

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>>48345753
>7000 in a system where 150 is genius and 170 is among the smartest on the planet.
>literally so smart that it can spend it's time exploring a rich and fully realized universe entirely within its own mind
>compared to the wonders it casually daydreams, following some aspiring champion around and getting a bit of exercise is like pleasant background music

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 09:44:35 No.48347638 Report

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>>48345753
Gain your trust, then rummage through your drawers and steal your spoons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 09:45:52 No.48347642 Report

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>>48345753
Higher IQ makes you more eccentric.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 15:17:01 No.48349392 Report

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>>48345753
Having high iq doesn't mean you can't be submissive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 15:21:00 No.48349427 Report

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>Become really smart
>Have someone who takes care of you in exchange for some nonlethal fighting
>Get to do whatever you want outside of that
Psychic Pokemon won the fucking game. There's also likely some loyalty to their trainer because the only reason they ever got so strong was because of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 17:37:12 No.48350532 Report

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>>48345776
It naturally comes with a high IQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Oct 2021 17:38:35 No.48350547 Report

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>>48347448
I have 135 IQ and I realized this shit long ago. Existence is ultimately futile because even if it's not immediately, when you die you will at some point be forgotten.

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