>>48358296buy a pencil sharpener
Everytime you fail to catch a shadow pokemon, like it being killed by recoil, earthquake, you have to stick your dick in the sharpener and turn it on for 3 seconds. after that reset and try to catch it again.
Time spent in it increases the more you fail to capture it, but resets once you do.
If you are female then do this with your underdeveloped penis "The clit" if it is big enough.