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>>48365289
He fights for me like a good Pokémon should. I don't cuddle with him, I don't show him overt affection, and I certainly don't lust after him or his species. He's a weapon.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 19:51:51 No.48365315 Report

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>>48365279
nothing

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Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 19:51:59 No.48365318 Report

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His hair cut

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Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 19:52:23 No.48365322 Report

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>>48365279
The bangs

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Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 19:57:29 No.48365351 Report

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My guess is that it's cute and has the face of an anime girl

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Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 20:20:40 No.48365490 Report

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Hime cut

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Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 20:36:21 No.48365583 Report

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>>48365279
I like the hat hair thing, I like to imagine going out in a big fluffy coat while it just walks in the snow leaving little paw prints while I shovel snow out.
I need comfy art of this pokemon or any eeveelution.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 20:38:48 No.48365597 Report

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>try to hug Glaceon
>touch cheek to its ice sherpa thing
>cheek gets stuck
>scream in pain as you try to pull away
>rip off a chunk of flesh, leaving a bloody, frostbitten wound
Glaceon was a mistake.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 20:47:42 No.48365644 Report

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>>48365318
h-hot

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Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 22:13:38 No.48366107 Report

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>>48365279
Object insertion

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Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 00:21:50 No.48366843 Report

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>>48366107
Soon? How soon?
I thought he would ignore the poll's results

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Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 03:02:52 No.48367773 Report

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Icy braps

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Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 03:08:19 No.48367806 Report

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>>48365279
Magcargo hugs.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 03:08:19 No.48367807 Report

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>>48366843
>I thought he would ignore the poll's results
Nigger, he said on Patreon that the last few "*no scat" sets had held off scat versions. He wasn't so sure about it so he did a twitter poll, which was one of this most retarded things he did.

Also he unfollowed his SFW account, so he might be going to prepare something.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 03:28:06 No.48367914 Report

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Imagine it's summer, you're just sweating your ass off in that heat while the sun is beating down on you.
Now imagine owning one of these fuckable little portable air conditioning units that you can just toss out and make it cool you down to literally sub-zero temps at any time you please.
Maybe I'm just way too sensitive to heat but that's at least what peaks my interest

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Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 03:30:10 No.48367927 Report

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>>48367914
>using your living, breathing companion as a refrigerator
So basically you're a fucking monster.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 03:33:12 No.48367946 Report

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>>48367927
In what way?
You're fucking retarded, she will just freeze random things for fun, may as well be me

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Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 03:36:26 No.48367964 Report

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>>48367946
Do scorpions just sting random shit because they have poison? No they don't. They use it when they need it. Why would Pokemon be any different?

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Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 03:38:52 No.48367973 Report

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>>48367964

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Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 03:38:58 No.48367975 Report

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>>48367927
theres that one recent japanese short where all a slugma does is heat the stove and home and is trapped

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Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 03:50:26 No.48368035 Report

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Is this how we start the cookie thread tonight?

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Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 04:00:31 No.48368075 Report

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>>48367975
I would feel so uncomfortable having a lava monster living in my kitchen...

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Anonymous Tue 05 Oct 2021 04:01:38 No.48368082 Report

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>>48367973
>world has Pokémon
>still has regular pets?
>Pokémon literally murder regular pets
>this is somehow endearing

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