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Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 12:49:57 No.48389003 View View Reply Original Report

what are the most retarded theory you have ever read?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 12:52:38 No.48389011 Report

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Ash is in a coma

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 12:53:02 No.48389015 Report

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>>48389003
Phero and Nihilego really aren't farfetched at all. I would have chosen Xurkitree for Gladion though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 12:54:36 No.48389022 Report

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>>48389003
You start. That was a fun theory before the game released and was disproven. The similarities are still intriguing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 12:57:51 No.48389037 Report

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the red you fought at the mountain is a ghost, well thats what me and my friend headcanon'd when we were kids

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Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 12:59:44 No.48389045 Report

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>>48389015
Xurkitree fits Gladion more than Buzzwole, I guess, but Guzma would be the more likely UB-human connection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 13:08:30 No.48389072 Report

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>>48389003
I loved this theory and was excited for Pokemon trying something different for once

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Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 13:09:33 No.48389079 Report

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>>48389003
for the longest time I had a theory that Trubbish are just Gulpin that've eaten a ton of trash

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Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 14:56:45 No.48389542 Report

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>>48389015
its silvally, look at his hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 15:04:22 No.48389579 Report

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The Ash died theories are always dumb. Edgy for the sake of it.

>>48389003
This was a cool theory baka

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 15:11:00 No.48389625 Report

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>>48389003
Retarded theory. The Pokemon company has been making Pokemon-looking humans for years.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 15:28:14 No.48389712 Report

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>>48389003
It was a fun theory but I don't think it would have worked in concept of these pokemon human hybrids being the only ones you can't capture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 15:36:16 No.48389748 Report

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>>48389022
Explain Gladion being remotely related to Buzzwole. Everything this gets brought up the answer is "they just are ok???".

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Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 15:39:45 No.48389766 Report

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>>48389015
I thought Guzma would be Xurkitree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 15:45:33 No.48389807 Report

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>>48389748
Not that guy, but I guess the rips in his clothing could indicate they get damaged during a transformation ala the Hulk, with the red undershirt hinting at Buzzwoles musculature. Like, with the UB codename, this skinny twig motherfucker suddenly bulking up into a mass of muscles is easy to picture. Also his fucking weird hand thing he does looked like he was restraining power or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 15:51:58 No.48389836 Report

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>>48389003
Gladion looks like a woman, whats with japan and their effeminated men?

Scrimblo Bimblo

Scrimblo Bimblo Fri 08 Oct 2021 16:51:48 No.48390200 Report

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>>48389836
Canonically he is 12.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 17:17:28 No.48390349 Report

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>>48389003
Original pre-release information said Gladion had super strength and he once destroyed an entire city with his fists, which fits Buzzwole’s theme

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 17:25:57 No.48390377 Report

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>>48389003
This theory held wait because TPC themselves floated the possibility. Lillie was said to be a mysterious girl with a secret and then boom a UB that looks eerily similar to her. The same with Lusamine and Pheromosa, and Xurkitree and Guzma. And then we eventually find out Lillie was actually dressed up in the image of Nihilego because of Lusamine’s obsession.

This is probably one of the most non retarded theories fans have ever came up with

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Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 17:40:20 No.48390422 Report

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I remember a lot of people making the Necrozma connection with Gladeon once it was leaked, because they both do the "hand on the face" pose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Oct 2021 22:38:39 No.48392170 Report

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>>48389003
It all comes together

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 00:06:37 No.48392710 Report

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Heres something I recently made up about Absol while bored, just because its official PKMN lore made no sense:
Absol's species was originally mostly composed of specimens who were basicly 'MajorMan if he Pokemon' and actualy caused random calamities if a proper natural disasters hadnt yet occured frequently enough, in order to 'save' unsuspecting humans for their referencje in reward - some pesky researcher probably had found out by pure chance about their true natures - which caused the Absols become distrusted to the extent of being hunted and killed on-sight by ancient-era humans, nearly to the point of their species almost getting wiped-out entirely by them... This is mainly why current Absol-kind acts so noble despite cathegorized as being an Evil-type Pokemon - just because its species has re-formed upon the threat of death, doesnt mean their nature has changed - Absol just found another use for its abilities

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 00:09:30 No.48392727 Report

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>>48392710
*for their reverence by humans as reward*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 00:12:34 No.48392752 Report

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>>48389807
And the red and black color scheme of his clothes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 00:15:11 No.48392771 Report

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>>48389003
Mew is under the truck

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 00:18:21 No.48392791 Report

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>>48389003
Shit fell apart the second people tried comparing Gladion and Buzzwole
I'm still a fan of what happened with this in the game anyway, obviously no UB matches Gladion since he escaped, but Lillie makes the point to mention Lusamine bought her clothing which explains the UB appearance for them because at that point Lusamine was obsessed with UBs/Ultra Space

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 00:25:42 No.48392830 Report

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>>48389022
Well in Lillie’s case, the similarity is intentional due to Lusamine forcing her to dress that way

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 01:01:30 No.48393025 Report

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>>48389003
That theory was far from retarded at the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 01:02:07 No.48393028 Report

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>>48389079
Neat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 01:07:34 No.48393051 Report

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>>48389003
My own retarded theory was that Lusamine lost her daughter and tried to bring her back; Nihilego was an attempt using a pokemon/pokemon's power as a base. Lillie was a successful recreation who fled because she learned the truth, and then later tries to protect her "sister" (Nihilego) from being hunted down

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 02:30:51 No.48393477 Report

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>>48389003
Agreed. Buzzwole looks more like Thicke Wicke instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 02:32:24 No.48393485 Report

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>>48389015
iirc though we didn't get Xurkitree until well after Buzzwole was revealed so I think at the time since we only had Nihilego, Pheromosa and Buzzwole we just assumed that they'd line up regardless.

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 02:33:25 No.48393491 Report

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>>48389625
What's she supposed to be a Marill then?

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 02:44:18 No.48393565 Report

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>>48389003
don't care, still naming it UB-0Y every game

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 02:52:40 No.48393619 Report

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>>48389003
Playing that game debunks that headcanon instantly.

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 03:06:53 No.48393698 Report

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>>48389003
Zodiac

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 04:08:12 No.48393974 Report

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>>48389003
>Guzzlord is actually Perfect Zygarde that fused with an Alolan Muk

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 04:09:39 No.48393987 Report

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N is Wally.

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 04:15:50 No.48394016 Report

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>>48393987
Wally is a shiny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 04:17:16 No.48394022 Report

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>>48389015
Kartana is better
Look at gladion's clothes and his whole gimmick is trying to be edgy

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 05:03:21 No.48394222 Report

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>>48393051
Unironically better than her actual motives from SM.

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 08:57:04 No.48394876 Report

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for me its the Wally died from his aids and the Wally you see on victory road is just a projection his Gardevoir made

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 17:07:50 No.48396631 Report

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>>48393619
this

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Anonymous Sat 09 Oct 2021 20:11:15 No.48397537 Report

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>>48393619
its wasn't head cannon it was pre release speculation

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