>bro it makes my micropenis so hard when the pokeymans call me master in the hundreds of porn I consume every single day bro
>wtf? no, it’s not a slaver-slave relationship, bro. I, like, see them as equals or whatever, bro. and they’re all capable of consent, bro, that means they will always consent to having sex with me, which I totally have every single day, and not be repulsed by me at all.
>bro? where you going, bro? c’mon bro, you haven’t seen my 2000 cropped porn images i spam while shitposting, bro. please come back bro, i have no friends.
This right here is the true cringe.
