Injectcel
>submits to instant gratification
>completely disrespected by half the community he takes part of
>zero patience
>unable to control his desires enough, grows fat from too much eating
>ends up getting the death sentence because "Lol! I'm not a moralfag"
>pretends like he is getting something important done by cheating:is just another no name doing battle he will forget in an hour
>disposable pokemon games him unable to grow a friendship with them
>parents are disappointed knowing that their son cheats in a children's pixel collection franchise.
>imagines Sisyphus as a seething, whiny manchild who endlessly complains about how long it takes him to carry his rock up a hill despite knowing he will have to do it again in a week.
>"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IMAGINE SPENDING YOUR LIFE RUNNING AROUND A CIRCLE INFINITELY!!"
BreedCHAD
>resists his worldly desires to the point of having complete free will over his actions
>admired by the community for not only raising organic mons, but also beating the injectecel despite his extra hours of "training"
>profound patience
>lean and healthy from him occasionally giving up food and water to further strengthen his mental resistance.
>Ends up a billionaire for his motto "Slow and Steady wins the race."
>Realizes that the reward of good battle mons is not the goal as his ability to journey is the true reward
>Treats every pokemon he uses as a gift and nicknames them to remember his moments of his own journey.
>Parents will die in peace knowing that their son has adopted the patience, perseverance and integrity taught into him
>imagines Sisyphus as happy
>"I realize that everyone, not only me, walks around in a cricle infinitely. For every man no matter the wealth wakes up, drinks and sleeps everyday. This circle is what keeps us healthy. However it is up to a man to perceive this circle, this world, as happy or depressing. So how can one seek intellectual superiority when he is merely walking around a tiny blue ball?
