My secret is I'm always raging. Everything sucks and is trash and I just find ways to amuse myself with SO LITTLE
As an example, I'm starting a nuzlocke run for extreme randomized Gold/Silver and am gonna let reddit name them, decide my starter, moves they learn, etc
It's not the best idea but let's face it, they did Gold dirty retconning him as a twink. Gold was always meant to be the Eric Cartman of Pokemon trainers.
And its already begun when randomly I'm having to choose between Wooper, Marill, or Hitmontop
None of which I like.
Not that it matters as I don't know what type they are now, what types their moves will be, or what they'll evolve into
Its all going in blind and I'm letting retards and jannies determine the progress for my amusement.
Because you gotta entertain yourself SOMEHOW when you're left with shitty games about catching monsters with low probability rates to actually catch the damn things.
Also being an older game we didn't have shit back then. You kids nowadays at least had waifus. Look at May, best cunny, but that's Ruby/Sapphire.
Whose gonna be my cunny in Gold/Silver? Isn't Silver basically the Pokemon Sasuke? Oh yay, what a deep and engaging rival...
