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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 01:45:37 No.48419044 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>48419073 >>48419203 >>48419775 >>48419811

awesome, dude, get your tongue up in there! eat his ass, bro! bet it stinks like pizza and mountain dew lol

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 01:46:18 No.48419047 Report

Quoted By: >>48419048

dumb

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 01:46:49 No.48419048 Report

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>>48419047
no u

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 01:46:57 No.48419050 Report

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 01:48:17 No.48419057 Report

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>>48419050

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 01:49:24 No.48419066 Report

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wait what ass

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 01:49:50 No.48419069 Report

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>>48419057

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 01:50:29 No.48419073 Report

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>>48419044
Sauce

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 01:51:30 No.48419080 Report

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>>48419066
lycanroc's dirty ass

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 01:53:04 No.48419088 Report

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>>48419073
id:2725171, e621

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 02:00:21 No.48419119 Report

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 02:14:25 No.48419203 Report

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>>48419044

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 03:07:05 No.48419455 Report

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bumping for stinky bois

did you know? dogs possess up to 300 million olfactory receptors in their noses, compared to about six million in us. And the part of a dog's brain that is devoted to analyzing smells is about 40 times greater than ours.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 03:19:24 No.48419508 Report

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T-Typoobros...Lycanchads are beating us in the smell game.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 03:28:17 No.48419545 Report

Quoted By: >>48419560

straight guy here but insanely bicurious. how do you even approach a guy to have sex with lol, i know gay guys are stereotyped to be sex hungry but i assume it's much harder in reality (hehe)

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 03:29:27 No.48419550 Report

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Oh great now Lycanroc is the latest scatmon?

Fuck you /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 03:31:08 No.48419560 Report

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>>48419545
well, for me
>be husky but fairly attractive and alpha straight guy
>fuck over 100 women (yes this is real. no it's not hard if you aren't hideous or a total sperg)
>4chan turns me onto 2d traps
>can't take it anymore and decide to download Grindr to find a tranny to fuck
>find a moderately attractive one and meet up
>she refuses to suck without condom and I'm having trouble getting hard
>reach down to grab the cock and balls in the panties and immediately get rock hard
>fuck her ass like there's no tomorrow and cum my brains out
>start trolling Grindr more and fuck a few more trannies but that's the extent of my faggotry
>one day this super alpha daddy in his 50s sends me a pic of his cock and MASSIVE nuts and commands me to come suck him
>immediately give in and head to his place
>suck him dry, swallow and jerk off onto his floor
>immense regret and swear to never do that again
>the next week a thug black dude in the section 8 housing near my office messages me
>I can't help myself and accept
>he fucks my face like a bitch and cums down my throat without even warning me
>cum like a firehose in my underwear
>start sucking every black guy I can but swear I'll never get fucked in the ass
>told I give bomb head and they love my fat ass
>invited over by a black dude that lived near my new job
>after I suck him a bit he really starts pressuring me to fuck
>hesitate but allow him to do it
>hurts like fuck at first but I relax and he slides in fine
>he fucks me for a minute and I cum hands free harder than I ever had in my entire life
>welp.jpg
>2 years later and I'm getting assfucked by several BBCs weekly
>haven't been with a woman in 8 months and don't plan on going back
>spent NYE getting gangbanged by a local drug dealer and 3 of his friends all night
>get shitted on by a crowd of 12 black dudes at a heroin session, vomit over myself as part of the climax
>tfw 4chan led me down the slippery slope from relative alpha ladies man to coalburning faggot slut

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 03:54:08 No.48419685 Report

Quoted By: >>48419703 >>48419717 >>48419728 >>48419748 >>48419772

why are homos so fucking repulsive? fucking yikes, dude ^

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 03:56:33 No.48419703 Report

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>>48419685
yolo

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 03:58:53 No.48419717 Report

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>>48419685
>the pedophiles wanting to smell 10 year old buttholes are better
Kek

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 04:01:06 No.48419728 Report

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>>48419685
Its because its corruption and disgust that makes one a homo, not the other way around, your question implies that being repulsive isn't naturally intrinsic to being a homo.
The guy you're responding to wasn't "gay and he needed 4chan to pull it out of him", he was a possibly normal person or autist who lies about his body count who got pulled into depravity by 4chan and got turned gay as a result. Though I'd guess he was an autist because normal people don't use this site. Probably got a huge dopamine kick when he was praised by other faggots because of zero self esteem

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 04:02:06 No.48419733 Report

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>>48419717
You're both pure evil

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 04:05:15 No.48419748 Report

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>>48419685
>>48419728
>sleeping with 100s of women = awesome
>sleeping with 100s of dudes = disgusting
ok

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 04:05:39 No.48419750 Report

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>>48419733
>implying
Homos are living rent free in your empty head anon

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 04:08:48 No.48419772 Report

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>>48419685
could you say "fucking yikes, dude" to my face while i'm eating your ass? thx it's my fetish

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 04:09:22 No.48419775 Report

Quoted By: >>48419804

>>48419044
It was great until you said pizza and mountain dew
Come back when you've actually eaten ass and can describe it accurately

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 04:09:41 No.48419778 Report

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>>48419750
No, I don't like thinking about you because my skin crawls whenever I realize abominations like you exist

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 04:12:34 No.48419796 Report

Quoted By: >>48419823

>>48419728
Faggot here, can confirm all of this is correct.

That's what they don't tell you, living life as a faggot well and truly sucks and the minute you're sucked into it you can't go back. I've thought about killing myself every single day and I'm just too afraid to go through with it.

If there is a God, I hope he can forgive me for my sins. I hope you can too someday anon.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 04:14:16 No.48419804 Report

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>>48419775
nah, if i wanna have sex with what is essentially tmnt then that's my prerogative. it fulfills my 90s nostalgiaboner.

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Sage Wed 13 Oct 2021 04:15:31 No.48419811 Report

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>>48419044
saging this unironic actual furfag thread

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 04:17:51 No.48419823 Report

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>>48419796
i'm also a faggot but i wasn't sucked into anything. (hurr durr)

always thought about guys, my brain always obsesses over them

oh and god isn't real, unfortunately. nothing has meaning, except for worshipping my dudes.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 05:41:45 No.48420162 Report

Quoted By: >>48421570

wonder what he tastes like

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Anonymous Wed 13 Oct 2021 13:16:28 No.48421570 Report

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>>48420162
like a handful of gravel

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