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The mind of a shill, always cycling through the 5 Stages of Grief

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Gen 8:
>Bro, they only removed half the Pokemon so they can change the graphics/gameplay for the better! (Denial)
>Ok, the graphics might be worse than the gens before it, the gameplay might be bland and mediocre, dynamaxing might be a low effort unbalanced gimmick that screws over non-offensive Pokemon and only raises power creep, but, w-w-we didn't NEED half the Pokemon anyways! This isn't Smash Bros Ultimate! Fuck off!! Do you not appreciate GameFreak's passion and work? Do you really care that much about STANTLER? YOU'RE NOT A REAL POKEMON FAN! (Anger)
>Ok, FINE, Pokemon might be the biggest media franchise in the world, and GameFreak might be a massively rich studio, but the games are JUST for CHILDREN anyways, that's why it forces easy mode on you! You just grew up, or need to grow up already! You're not the target audience, you manchild! (Bargaining)
>Oh man... now that i look back at it older Pokemon games really were much more thought out with more attention to detail, creativity, innovation, playstyle variety, appeal to adults... maybe these people are right about gen 8... maybe GameFreak's lost their passion... maybe gen 8 really is a lazy, soulless product, and GameFreak could have done much better if they really wanted to... no... no... not my favorite games... (Depression)
>Ok, FINE, maybe gen 8 isn't so good! But you know what? YOUR favorite generation is SHIT too!!! Let me spam a bunch of posts about why Gen [Your Favorite] is SHIT!!! Pokemon has ALWAYS been shit! It's only good for MEMES and PORN! (Resentful Acceptance)

Gen 9:
>Bro, they only removed abilities so they can innovate on the mechanics for better!/Bro, they only forced Exp Share on you again and removed reusable TMs so they could innovate on the gameplay for the better! <<<<<< WE ARE HERE