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Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 00:12:41 No.48441739 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>48441787 >>48441788 >>48443318 >>48443539 >>48443543 >>48443678 >>48445282

There is not a single soul who dislikes this precious creature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 00:14:49 No.48441749 Report

Quoted By: >>48441760

he has a fifteen inch long and seven inch thick penis

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 00:17:24 No.48441760 Report

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>>48441749
Pokemon are not sexual objects, and this is a sfw board. Sexual imagery, innuendos, and graphic sexual discussion will not be tolerated. Either post cute wholesome pics of Lapras, or kindly leave, good sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 00:19:21 No.48441763 Report

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>>48441760
he can shoot approximately three pints of thick, virile semen per ejaculation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 00:19:57 No.48441768 Report

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Laprass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 00:24:09 No.48441787 Report

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>>48441739
Lapras is based. It's a simple design yet it works very well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 00:24:20 No.48441788 Report

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>>48441739
I hate Lapras

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 00:31:53 No.48441822 Report

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I like lapras (female) in ways I shouldn't and am ashamed of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 00:36:13 No.48441846 Report

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>>48441787
It looks like it can be tough in battle but it still needs constant attention and affection. It's sound in the anime is very cute as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 00:40:47 No.48441867 Report

Quoted By: >>48443361

I hate it because it's a weak shitmon that also doubles as faggot girly shit unlike Garchomp. I hate it as much as Aurorus because that's also a girly faggot Pokemon that only homosexual beta males like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 05:29:13 No.48443318 Report

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>>48441739
every day this faggot gives me this fucking look

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 05:41:18 No.48443361 Report

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>>48441867
Nah, Aurorus is based. Especially Refrigerate Aurorus with Hyper Beam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 06:30:36 No.48443539 Report

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>>48441739
I want a lot of them, how can I get them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 06:33:31 No.48443543 Report

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>>48441739
It's proof that furries have always been intertwined with Pokemon. Can't like it after finding that out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 06:35:08 No.48443547 Report

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>>48443539
In Kanto you have to breed/acquire by trade after your first one if given to you. Johto it's union cave. Not available in Hoenn. Sinnoh it's in Victory Road iirc. Unova, village bridge.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 06:41:50 No.48443563 Report

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>>48443547
>you have to breed/acquire by trade
But I only have one, there's no way I could ever breed her, unless...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 07:17:53 No.48443678 Report

Quoted By: >>48444735 >>48444743 >>48445399 >>48445403

>>48441739
Why does she have the sex eyes
It's not like you could even fuck that thing in any logical manner

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Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 12:29:19 No.48444735 Report

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>>48443678

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Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 12:31:25 No.48444743 Report

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>>48443678
That's why humans invented scuba gear.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 12:32:02 No.48444747 Report

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>ywn live on a small island pier fishing for lapras all day long
alright this isn't fair, im going to start a class action lawsuit against gamefreak for putting this thought in my head and not letting me have it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 12:32:33 No.48444749 Report

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Yeah, i dont like it.ohn4d

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 12:54:50 No.48444817 Report

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>>48441763
That's better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 14:06:13 No.48445077 Report

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Isn't Lapras the best Freeze Dry mon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 14:54:21 No.48445282 Report

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>>48441739
1 of the only actually good designed Gen 1 Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 15:11:44 No.48445388 Report

Quoted By: >>48445421 >>48445428

>>48444747
You wouldn’t fish for a Lapras you fucking dumbass. They would just be swimming above water out in the open so you wouldn’t even need to go through the effort of fishing. You could just throw balls at it until you catch it. Plus its mind is like that of a human’s. Imagine the pain a hook would cause.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 15:14:16 No.48445399 Report

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>>48443678
Are you a coward? You sound like a coward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 15:15:06 No.48445403 Report

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>>48443678
>It's not like you could even fuck that thing in any logical manner
how wrong you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 15:16:00 No.48445410 Report

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JustinRPG is a paragon of virtue compared to /vp/

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Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 15:17:31 No.48445421 Report

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>>48445388
They stopped portraying the fishing lures with hooks by Ep. 168 anon. nowadays, they're figurines or stylised head busts.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 15:19:08 No.48445428 Report

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>>48445388
i mean fishing to provide for lapras
>>48445410
i meant at least /vp/ doesnt have piss and scat threads, though the continued deterioration of standards this board has i wouldnt be shocked if thats next

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