>>48444629So you just lie in bed all day?
At least have some fun with the thread and post how you would try your best to avoid Pokémon in a world where it's everywhere
>Wake up>realize in shitty Pokémon world>Have to get a job, but everything is always Poké-bullshit so it's difficult>have to carry bug-spray to make sure fuckin 3 foot tall hornets and spiders don't attack me>random assholes keep trying to come up and battle me saying 'I have a fierce look in my eyes' despite not having or wanting Pokémon >use bug-spray as mace to spray in their face>finally get to work and they use some tiny bell Pokémon called a 'chinling' or a 'chingchong' or something to alert that the door is open>I'd strangle that thing if it had a neck>take out trash and a damn rat shocks me like a taser>On way home some giant fuckin blue dog appears in front of me> it's got party streamers dangling from it and starts talking about "destiny" or some bullshit> I think it called itself "sweetcoon" or something but I just called it a nuisance> don't have time for this so call cops and they hit it with tranq darts and the damn thing starts foaming at the mouth and ODs> everyone butthurt that they killed a supposed legendary Pokémon> week later half the continent explodes because some 12 year old jackoff or whatever wasn't there to fulfill some prophecy>not my half so overall pretty good week 
