Post your rarest Pepe's, and give them stats/types/abilities/lvl-up movepools/ect, as if they were Pokemon
I'll start:

>picrel
Type: Water
Abilities: Quick Feet/Technician/(HA)Speed Boost
Stats: 55/105/45/70/65/135/BST:475
Lvl-Up Learnset:
Lvl 1: Tackle
Lvl 3: Leer
Lvl 6: Quick Attack
Lvl 10: Water Gun
Lvl 13: Taunt
Lvl 17: Aqua Jet
Lvl 20: Agility
Lvl 24: Pursuit
Lvl 27: Brine
Lvl 31: Hydro Pump
Lvl 35: Rapid Spin
Lvl 41: Dragon Dance
Lvl 46: Bounce
Lvl 50: Liquidation