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Think of a Pokemon

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 22:47:14 No.48447824 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>48447831 >>48447840 >>48448072 >>48448864 >>48448887 >>48448894 >>48450288 >>48450387 >>48450596

Any Pokemon will do.

Got one? Good.

That Pokemon punches you square on the nose using whatever its strongest appendage or attacking mechanism is. What's your condition?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 22:48:28 No.48447831 Report

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>>48447824
Kleavor

My guts are spilling out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 22:49:36 No.48447840 Report

Quoted By: >>48447847 >>48447849 >>48447856

>>48447824
Spheal. I'd probably be fine taking a whole Spheal to the face. Probably.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 22:49:49 No.48447841 Report

Quoted By: >>48447848

I get my nose sucked or kissed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 22:50:16 No.48447847 Report

Quoted By: >>48447857 >>48447871

>>48447840
seals are heavy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 22:50:44 No.48447848 Report

Quoted By: >>48447867

>>48447841
>drops several hundred thousand gallons of water compressed into a ball on your head

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 22:50:48 No.48447849 Report

Quoted By: >>48447871 >>48450665

>>48447840
and wet
so it would probably hurt anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 22:51:59 No.48447856 Report

Quoted By: >>48447871

>>48447840
Like, it just flings its entire body mass at your face? A Spheal weighs almost a hundred pounds, anon. You're in traction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 22:52:14 No.48447857 Report

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>>48447847
>40 kg
Yeah, Anon's knocked the fuck out or worse with that to the face.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 22:54:25 No.48447867 Report

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>>48447848
>strongest appendage or attacking mechanism
Like I said, she either kisses my nose or sucks it, but aside from that, unsure how else she'd be able to interact with it
Her ability's Torrent

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 22:55:05 No.48447869 Report

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>>48447857
ever been hit square in the face with a 40kg soaking wet ball of flesh and blubber? didnt think so

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 22:55:19 No.48447871 Report

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>>48447847
>>48447849
>>48447856
Eh, I'll be fiiine. I've taken a 75 lbs. LED to the face and lived. A blubbery Spheal would feel like a slap compared to that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 22:55:30 No.48447874 Report

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>>48447867
I'm not sure how it assailing your face with high frequency vibrations is any better.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 23:24:25 No.48448025 Report

Quoted By: >>48448037

oh noooo i got hit by a tiny frail insect

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 23:27:03 No.48448037 Report

Quoted By: >>48448048 >>48449786

>>48448025
>1.9m long
>"tiny"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 23:28:40 No.48448048 Report

Quoted By: >>48448065 >>48449786

>>48448037
You know you would be able to hear a single Yanma coming from five kilometers? That's a big fucking bug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 23:31:18 No.48448065 Report

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>>48448048
What a horrifying thought, Christ.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Oct 2021 23:33:09 No.48448072 Report

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>>48447824
AAAAAAAAAAAA.
now the screaming is over, I'm dead. Gg bros.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 00:14:16 No.48448232 Report

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I'd probably have permanent third degree burns but what additional damage could it do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 01:17:36 No.48448523 Report

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>chimeco
oh nooooooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 01:42:15 No.48448649 Report

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>Altaria
Feeling good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 01:47:07 No.48448676 Report

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>>48447867
He'd kill you with his voice, not his mouth, you stupid retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 02:20:51 No.48448864 Report

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>>48447824
Just a few scratches, shouldn't be too bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 02:24:23 No.48448887 Report

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>>48447824
I no longer exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 02:25:28 No.48448894 Report

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>>48447824
>Phione
Think I'm ok

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 02:29:13 No.48448918 Report

Quoted By: >>48448953

I have a better chance of me hurting it instead of it hurting me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 02:34:06 No.48448953 Report

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>>48448918
I recall a fairly popular video from a few years back that stated a Magikarp hitting your head at terminal velocity would basically liquefy you...

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 03:48:29 No.48449292 Report

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Well, uhhhhh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 03:52:19 No.48449317 Report

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Suddenly I know a lot about my nose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 05:52:48 No.48449786 Report

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>>48448037
>>48448048
you guys are right this fucker apparently weighs over 80lbs. and has access to speed boost. This guy could hit me at the speed of a football toss and obliterate me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 06:13:19 No.48449859 Report

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Im fucked Im FUCKED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 08:59:20 No.48450288 Report

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>>48447824
Cottonee 1.3 lb (0.6 kilo) might not feel to great, but hey it's fluffy!
Although allergies may be caused

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 09:37:51 No.48450387 Report

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>>48447824
A fucking budew could kill any of us here.
Anything more then a swablu and you head doesn't exist anymore.
These things are absurdly powerful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 10:53:03 No.48450566 Report

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I thought Abra
It just teleports

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 11:12:09 No.48450596 Report

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>>48447824
Abra
Probably breaks its arm just swinging it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 11:42:26 No.48450665 Report

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>>48447849
How does she being wet contribute to a more dangerous hurtful scenario? Wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 11:46:38 No.48450673 Report

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Combee. Considering how big its stinger is, I'm probably fucked.

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