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>>48448311
>male pokemon are dicklets
>male pokemon are joblets scrambling for berries to feed their offspring
>humans pass on superior genes to offspring

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 01:03:33 No.48448449 Report

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>>48448311
see
>>48448441
Even in our world, humans have the biggest dicks in proportion to their bodies, and on top of that Human brains + Pokemon power = superior offspring.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 01:09:35 No.48448490 Report

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>>48448449
Humans also have form for literally re-writing an animal's physiology due to constant injections of BHC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 01:33:44 No.48448608 Report

Quoted By: >>48448617 >>48448619 >>48450805

>>48448311
A decent fugg with no risk of an egg
You did ask the same question last week anon - the OP pic was a Braixen holding a flower
I posted the Hindu KamaSutra temple photo before the thread died
One anon was really into the topic of a freshly fucked mare being turned into bathwater stew by Celtic kings in ancient Albion

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 01:35:43 No.48448617 Report

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>>48448608
He’s been posting this same thing every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 01:36:02 No.48448619 Report

Quoted By: >>48448895

>>48448608
>no risk of an egg
No point in doing it then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 01:47:48 No.48448679 Report

Quoted By: >>48448707

Hi /vg/. I'm a fucking newfag to this board who hasn't played pokémon since second gen. My favorite pokémon used to be Lapras, so I was wondering if anyone knew which game lets you catch one as early as possible.
ik that my post has hardly anything to do with the topic (outside of the fact that lapras is kind of a feminine pokémon) but I didn,t want to create a new thread for such a basic question. Sorry if it bothers you.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 01:52:01 No.48448707 Report

Quoted By: >>48448715

>>48448679
the silph co one in gen 1 is apparently the earliest you can get one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 01:52:48 No.48448715 Report

Quoted By: >>48452755

>>48448707
fuuuck ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 02:25:28 No.48448895 Report

Quoted By: >>48453998

>>48448619
Just like shitpositing here ;-)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 03:23:47 No.48449168 Report

Quoted By: >>48451991

Humans and Pokemon are absolutely compatible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 03:52:10 No.48449316 Report

Quoted By: >>48449339 >>48450221

>>48448311
I would release my pokemon if this shit happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 03:57:19 No.48449339 Report

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>>48449316
>they then follow you regardless of capture
you can't escape love, anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 03:58:59 No.48449344 Report

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>>48448311
Because the human man unwittingly used attract on the pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 04:01:40 No.48449359 Report

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If you followed the NPCs and used a same gender team as the trainer, this bullshit wouldn't happen.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 04:05:10 No.48449368 Report

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Leave your dwellings posthaste and consume the sunlight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 04:08:20 No.48449379 Report

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>>48449368
Its night right now, should I embrace the moon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 04:09:59 No.48449387 Report

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>>48449368
Aloan ninetales used sunny day.

Anyone got a flamethrower or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 08:34:23 No.48450221 Report

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>>48449316
Based anon, freeing his waifu to start a relationship on equal footing.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 08:53:07 No.48450267 Report

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>>48449368
*An irresistible voice echoes inside your head...*
|P/(U)[N]|I|⟨S⟩|H|! [T]|H|[E|M|! /A\|L[|L[!

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 08:56:39 No.48450278 Report

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>>48450267
Yes, kill them all by extracting their life-essence.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 09:48:50 No.48450421 Report

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>>48450278
>>48450267
...I will do as you please... my dear love and true master...

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:31:04 No.48450805 Report

Quoted By: >>48452037 >>48452064

>>48448608
There are pokemon in the same egg group as humans
>>48450221
The best (and only kind of) human on pokemon relationship

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:43:16 No.48450846 Report

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>>48448311
Everybody loves Calem, not unexpected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 16:12:57 No.48451671 Report

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>>48449368
I want to beat the shit out of it.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 16:14:10 No.48451679 Report

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>>48449368
Consume Solgaleo's ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 17:17:41 No.48451991 Report

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>>48449168
And do you know who is the most compatible pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 17:18:40 No.48451999 Report

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>>48448311
Because they can have all the fun without any egg risk.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 17:20:22 No.48452012 Report

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>>48451991
Everyone knows that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 17:24:02 No.48452037 Report

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>>48450805
Humans don't have an egg group, they're not Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 17:28:02 No.48452064 Report

Quoted By: >>48452741

>>48450805
>There are pokemon in the same egg group as humans
>humans
>egg group
Oh so humans reproduce by eggs too then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 19:29:17 No.48452741 Report

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>>48452064
Pokemon don't play eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 19:31:25 No.48452755 Report

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>>48448715
I believe you can get one after the 4th gym if you backtrack into the Union Cave in gen 2.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 20:34:45 No.48453113 Report

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>>48452012
Even if we both got banaans Anon?

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 22:46:54 No.48453998 Report

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>>48448895
...you motherfucker!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Oct 2021 02:49:11 No.48455208 Report

Quoted By: >>48456396

>>48453113
Vaporeon loves human bananas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Oct 2021 07:44:00 No.48456396 Report

Quoted By: >>48456732

>>48455208
Yeah but his pink Plantain looks way cooler than mine, and is slightly larger too...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Oct 2021 09:58:44 No.48456732 Report

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>>48456396
It's uncut isn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Oct 2021 11:46:16 No.48457019 Report

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>>48456732
'Partialy' snipped in a way that its left always "quarter-peeled", and I do hate how jarring it looks...

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