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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 19:56:12 No.48452902 View View Reply Original Report

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Are you ready to throw bags of food at Arceus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 20:03:14 No.48452944 Report

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>>48452902
No. I’m ready to kneel, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 20:07:16 No.48452964 Report

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>>48452944
With my mouth wide open

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 20:10:35 No.48452978 Report

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>>48452902
I want Arceus to turn me into a Pokemon and bless me with my mouth wide open.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 20:13:32 No.48452996 Report

Quoted By: >>48453276

>>48452902
>Bags
Arceus is a stripper and we gon throw hella racks at our deity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 20:48:53 No.48453210 Report

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>>48452902
>the game will never even be close to looking this good

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 20:50:11 No.48453222 Report

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...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 20:56:43 No.48453276 Report

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>>48452996
Ayy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 20:58:17 No.48453285 Report

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>>48453222
Checked.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 23:32:02 No.48454302 Report

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Yeah, but where do you find that Arceus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 23:52:17 No.48454439 Report

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>>48452902
>TFW you avatar will be the first human to learn that Arceus' fabled '1000 arms actually reffered to 999 of his prehensile Llama/RiverDolphin-esque jet black cock tassels - all of them usualy being neatly wrapped around the central bone-white fleshy pillar (an almost metre-long and slightly tapering rod of a single flexible near-featurless semen delivery tube when at ease, which itself only flares up into a spear-like shape upon climax) - the shape of such bewildering dong somewhat ressembling an organic pulsating Fasces, except with a Spear-tip instead of an Ax-head lodged inside its centre...
Sorry, I just couldnt contain myself :-|

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 23:56:31 No.48454467 Report

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>Balm - A mix of oils, waxes, and sometimes butters, balms generally contain no water and have been used for centuries to heal, soothe, moisturise, fragrance, and smooth skin
BEAUTIFY God, you mean and yes.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Oct 2021 00:13:13 No.48454567 Report

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>>48454439
Pokèmon cock-crafter is at it again
>... Somewhat essembling an organic pulsating Fasces, except with a Spear-tip instead of an Ax-head lodged inside its centre
So would worshipping RKS's divine cock-faggot implicably make one into a Fascist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Oct 2021 00:27:44 No.48454627 Report

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>>48452902
I’ll gladly accept Arceus’s 1000 cocks into my mouth

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Anonymous Mon 18 Oct 2021 00:46:43 No.48454713 Report

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>>48454302
Okay. So. Level 100 Eevee. Exposed to all types simultaneously. Leave overnight in the oven. Suddenly level 5 Arceus.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Oct 2021 03:30:33 No.48455432 Report

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BTW this is the oven.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Oct 2021 03:32:51 No.48455445 Report

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>>48453222

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Anonymous Mon 18 Oct 2021 03:34:22 No.48455455 Report

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>>48452902
>deathblow indicator
>no posture break
>no masterball
>no sneak attack
>no counterattack
shit image

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Anonymous Mon 18 Oct 2021 12:58:20 No.48457215 Report

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>>48452902
He's so attractive...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Oct 2021 13:01:20 No.48457224 Report

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>>48452902
Me, Decidueye, Infernape, Luxray and Loponny are going to slap the shit out of God and it will be glorious

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Oct 2021 14:30:41 No.48457691 Report

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>>48457224
Not sure about my Team yet at first i was hust gonna solo with Samorutt but lioking at tge Kleavor trailer soloing this fame is gonna be a pain i think i'll just have 5 other pokemon in rotation

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Oct 2021 15:29:52 No.48457997 Report

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>>48454439
I swear that I read something nearly exactly like this not so long ago in a TF thread this Summer...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Oct 2021 18:49:56 No.48459159 Report

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>>48457997
Its probably this old post >>47831094 is what you mean Anon - Its the first time I dontributed to this sort of degeneracy, and T B H - I kinda like how it keeps my wordiness improving with every little step into total Trainerdom...

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