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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:37:25 No.48490529 View View Reply Original Report

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Scatbros... watersportsbros... I don't feel so good...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:38:22 No.48490534 Report

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The games have literally confirmed pokemon poop on at least two separate occasions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:39:32 No.48490543 Report

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>>48490529
>reddit
Pokemon mulch is a thing
>Mulch is made "by mixing high-grade soil with Pokémon...um...you know...

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:43:07 No.48490565 Report

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>>48490529
>Pokemon battles are literal piss and shit competitions
WHAT THE FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:43:55 No.48490573 Report

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Darumaka is confirmed to take hot shits

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:44:05 No.48490575 Report

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In USUM you go around the mall picking up Pokemon shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:45:57 No.48490581 Report

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Gardevoir pee

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:45:58 No.48490582 Report

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>>48490534
This. poop was confirmed in sun/moon if i remember correctly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:50:52 No.48490616 Report

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The humans don't piss or shit either.
There wasn't an ingame toilet til Gen 7

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 17:56:03 No.48490654 Report

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>>48490529
meanwhile darumaka's dex entries in white 1, x and omega ruby
>Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:03:39 No.48490698 Report

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>>48490529
Gamefreak are not so fucking lame that they'd make it so Pokemon do not have droppings. You won't see them (except the fossilized Pokemon manure in the anime) but they exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 18:05:46 No.48490712 Report

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>>48490529

Should I believe random Reddit poster or the game's own official Dex entries?

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 19:39:04 No.48491534 Report

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>>48490529
If it makes you feel any better, Chimchar is technically constantly farting fire...

I hope I never have to use these words together in a sentence again btw.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 19:49:44 No.48491622 Report

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>>48490529
Which Pokemon makes the biggest poop?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 19:52:34 No.48491649 Report

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>>48490529
So Pokémon are essentially pissing and shitting on each other when they are using their movies during battle? Rain Dance is just summoning piss droplets from the skies? Bullet Seed is spitting little poo chocolates at the opponent?

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 21:40:11 No.48492489 Report

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>>48490529
like that's going to stop anybody.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 21:41:37 No.48492499 Report

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>reddit is going to seethe at KIDS GAMERA's upcoming glaceon art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 21:41:50 No.48492502 Report

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>>48491649
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 21:57:28 No.48492613 Report

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>>48491622
Guzzlord, eventually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:03:27 No.48492652 Report

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>>48490582
Earlier than that, Gen V mentioned people using Darrumaka droppings as sources of heat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:05:15 No.48492663 Report

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>>48490698
Funny, Game Freak themselves coinfirmed all pokémon poo, first by mentioning pokémon scat in Gen IV, then again in Gen V and in Gen VII they mentioned the only pokémon not noted to produce droppings was Guzzlord.
Play the fucking games retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:20:42 No.48492768 Report

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>>48490529
Doesn't this mean they piss on their foes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:28:05 No.48492833 Report

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>>48492768
What do you think Toxic is and why most every pokemon learns it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:29:25 No.48492846 Report

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>>48490529
>Plebbit objectively wrong again
Pottery

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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 2021 22:31:56 No.48492869 Report

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>>48490529
It's mean when you use an attack the shit is splashing around the battlefield.

Imagine the smell in the gym.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Oct 2021 00:42:34 No.48493765 Report

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>>48491534
Imagine the smell

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