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>"Ah Perry the Platypus, you're probably wondering why I've turned myself into a Pyukumuku"
>"You see I was having a phone call last night with my cousin Bill, you know Bill, right? Anyway, while we were talking, my fear of being sexually assaulted on the beach started acting up again for some reason. But then I remembered how one of my New Year's Resolutions for this year was to work on my tan, so I decided that I'd come to the beach today! And to make sure I could enjoy the beach in peace, I asked Bill to turn me into the least sexual thing I could imagine! It's a shame I won't be able to work on my tan, but at least I can work on my fears!"
>"Oh look, Perry the Platypus, there's two young boys over there by the pier! I wonder why they're walking towards us though, we're so far away from everyone else...."
>"You see I was having a phone call last night with my cousin Bill, you know Bill, right? Anyway, while we were talking, my fear of being sexually assaulted on the beach started acting up again for some reason. But then I remembered how one of my New Year's Resolutions for this year was to work on my tan, so I decided that I'd come to the beach today! And to make sure I could enjoy the beach in peace, I asked Bill to turn me into the least sexual thing I could imagine! It's a shame I won't be able to work on my tan, but at least I can work on my fears!"
>"Oh look, Perry the Platypus, there's two young boys over there by the pier! I wonder why they're walking towards us though, we're so far away from everyone else...."
