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Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 07:39:20 No.48513664 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>48513773 >>48513782 >>48513785 >>48513847 >>48514207 >>48514216 >>48514323

>be a Galarian fossil
>every moment is agony
>why do I exist?
>technology has forced my slapshod anatomy to function
>it could not rid me of this all-consuming existential misery
Euthanasia is the only humane option, /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 08:03:03 No.48513773 Report

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>>48513664
Wow Anon, thanks for reiterating what that pic said. This is such quality content.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 08:04:53 No.48513782 Report

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>>48513664
>every region has fossils, i.e helix fossil, root fossil etc
>galar has fossilized things, i.e fossilized drake or fossilized fish
what did they mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 08:05:07 No.48513785 Report

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>>48513664
I have a vague memory of a synopsis saying Japanese Mew called artificial Pokémon abominations
Perhaps he was right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 08:14:32 No.48513815 Report

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>>48513773
Shut up BITCH I'm not here to entertain YOU you are here to entertain ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 08:19:38 No.48513836 Report

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>>48513773
Hey, you're welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 08:22:30 No.48513847 Report

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>>48513664
I want to Mewtwo to see this and get absolutely pissed off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 08:26:35 No.48513863 Report

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>>48513847
Fuck you OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 08:29:09 No.48513870 Report

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I agree OP, euthanasia IS the only solution. Anyone who doesn't like the Galarian fossil reconstructions needs to find a nice wee secluded sewer and shoot themselves in the head for having such shit-tier taste.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 08:35:35 No.48513892 Report

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>>48513870
>liking ANYTHING post gen 3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 08:41:43 No.48513917 Report

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>>48513892
*pre gen 3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 08:47:36 No.48513935 Report

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>>48513917
>>48513892
How about we compromise:Liking anything mainline Pokemon games at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 08:50:38 No.48513943 Report

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>>48513892
>being a zoomie boomer fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 09:22:43 No.48514047 Report

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>>48513863
Are you Mewtwo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 10:19:33 No.48514207 Report

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>>48513664
These things are in the same boat as eiscue in the sense that nearly every single fan design is an objective improvement. I get that they're supposed to be like crystal palace dinosaurs but they weren't just sticking heads on asses like that.

My crackpot theory is that the mismatched fossils were supposed to be in gen 7 but got pushed out to gen 8 because there are (as far as we know) 7 other regions in the pokemon world that have mastered the science of fossil reanimation, and there's no good reason for Galar of all places to be different. If anything the small island nation with limited scientific infrastructure would be a better candidate for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 10:21:17 No.48514215 Report

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>>48514207
Also gen 7 and 2 are the only ones without native fossil mons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 10:21:50 No.48514216 Report

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>>48513664
gen 7 didnt have fossils, i kinda wish gen8 hadnt also

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 10:39:38 No.48514254 Report

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>>48514207
>I get that they're supposed to be like crystal palace dinosaurs but they weren't just sticking heads on asses like that.
It has to be exaggerated to get the point across.

By default, Pokemon are already anatomically inaccurate compared to real life animals. A Pokemon that looked like the Crystal Palace dinosaurs would be indistinguishable from a regular Pokemon. So if you want to make a Pokemon that's supposed to be put together wrong in-universe, it has to be comically fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 11:00:34 No.48514323 Report

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>>48513664
Cara Liss should be in pokeprison.

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