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Hello there guys!
So, I have some classified information on the upcoming game, Pokémon Legends Arceus, which was provided to my by a janitor who works at Game Freak.
The leaks provided by the so-called "Chinese riddler" are 100% true, however, it's not the complete relevant information about the game.
1. Oddish, the Weed Pokémon, will have a Hisuian form, which is more or less inspired on opium leaves. The lore actually implies that this regional variant of Oddish got extinct because people hunted it down for smoking.
2. (Male) Hisuian Arcanine's horn will have changed form. Instead of a spike, the horn will have a more phallic form.
3. This game will introduce an "evil" counterpart to Arceus, pretty much like God and the Devil. This Pokémon will be called Arsatan and will be the "???" type.
4. The villainous team in the game will be a cult that centers on Arsatan. They aim to pleasie their deity by performing human sacrifices, and illegally smuggling the Oddish leaves for consumption from Hisui to Johto and Kanto.
5. There is also a new mechanic in the game, where if you run out of useable Pokémon, you can actually beat the foe Pokémon with your bare hands. Weapons like katanas and Shuriken will also be available!
6. The game ends in somehow a sour note. Celebi spots the player character and "snatches" them, making them time travel to modern day Sinnoh, The player, distraught will go "Is this the way we will end?", and ends up hanging themselves.
So, I have some classified information on the upcoming game, Pokémon Legends Arceus, which was provided to my by a janitor who works at Game Freak.
The leaks provided by the so-called "Chinese riddler" are 100% true, however, it's not the complete relevant information about the game.
1. Oddish, the Weed Pokémon, will have a Hisuian form, which is more or less inspired on opium leaves. The lore actually implies that this regional variant of Oddish got extinct because people hunted it down for smoking.
2. (Male) Hisuian Arcanine's horn will have changed form. Instead of a spike, the horn will have a more phallic form.
3. This game will introduce an "evil" counterpart to Arceus, pretty much like God and the Devil. This Pokémon will be called Arsatan and will be the "???" type.
4. The villainous team in the game will be a cult that centers on Arsatan. They aim to pleasie their deity by performing human sacrifices, and illegally smuggling the Oddish leaves for consumption from Hisui to Johto and Kanto.
5. There is also a new mechanic in the game, where if you run out of useable Pokémon, you can actually beat the foe Pokémon with your bare hands. Weapons like katanas and Shuriken will also be available!
6. The game ends in somehow a sour note. Celebi spots the player character and "snatches" them, making them time travel to modern day Sinnoh, The player, distraught will go "Is this the way we will end?", and ends up hanging themselves.