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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 20:21:56 No.48559914 View View Reply Original Report

If you got to live in the world of Pokémon
>Who would your shouldermon be?
>What region would you live/adventure in?
>Which Poké Girl would be your wife?
For me
>Paras
>Alola
>Shelly

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 20:22:55 No.48559919 Report

Quoted By: >>48559928 >>48559936

>>48559914
What is a "shouldermon" and why should I want one?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 20:24:05 No.48559928 Report

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>>48559919
your trademark mon like Pikachu, Eevee, Torchic and so on. Something to carry around and introduce as your "Partner"

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 20:25:01 No.48559936 Report

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>>48559919
I don't know if it has an exact definition but I'd say it would be a Pokémon that's either small or an NFE that you keep mostly as a "friend" rather than for META battling stuff.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 20:25:35 No.48559939 Report

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>>48559914
>Who would your shouldermon be?
Alcremie
>What region would you live/adventure in?
Hoenn
>Which Poké Girl would be your wife?
Suiren (too much water)

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 20:28:19 No.48559956 Report

Quoted By: >>48560077

>>48559914
Ribombee
Hoenn
Alcremie

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 20:29:06 No.48559959 Report

Quoted By: >>48559968

>Alolan Ratata (his name is Pedro)
>Hoenn or Alola (put a gun to my head I guess I'll pick Alola)
>Whitney

Shit would be the fucking life. Adding a pic of Whitney in a follow up post but I have to have my bro here first

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 20:30:09 No.48559968 Report

Quoted By: >>48560676

>>48559959
And here's Whitney, I love my energetic spunky big titty crybaby wife smuch

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 20:33:06 No.48559998 Report

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>>48559914
Misdreavus can she be a shouldermon? Ive found her very cute lately
Sinnoh
Shauna or May

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 20:39:47 No.48560057 Report

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>>48559914
Skitty
Unova
Lucy

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 20:42:16 No.48560074 Report

Quoted By: >>48561816

>Who would your shouldermon be?
Grubbin
>What region would you live/adventure in?
Johto
>Which Poké Boy would be your husband?
Morty

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 20:42:27 No.48560077 Report

Quoted By: >>48560098

>>48559956
Based pokefucker

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 20:45:05 No.48560097 Report

Quoted By: >>48560109

>>48559914
>Who would your shouldermon be?
Floette
>What region would you live/adventure in?
Alola
>Which Poké Girl would be your wife?
Iris

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 20:45:34 No.48560098 Report

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>>48560077
My wife is the cutest.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 20:47:28 No.48560109 Report

Quoted By: >>48561091

>>48560097
>Iris
Can an Irisfag explain the appeal of Iris to me
I genuinely don't get it

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 20:59:40 No.48560210 Report

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>Who would your shouldermon be?
Ralts
>What region would you live/adventure in?
Alola seems comfy if you're nocturnal. I can't stand heat well but at night the region is beautiful. Otherwise Sinnoh.
>Which Poké Girl would be your wife?
Caitlin

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 21:04:36 No.48560244 Report

Quoted By: >>48561134

>Who would your shouldermon be?
Shedinja.
>What region would you live/adventure in?
Alola.
>Which Pokéman would be your husband?
Cyrus.
Would be a nice vacation with my autistic hubby and the soulless shell of a pokémon.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 21:28:14 No.48560423 Report

Quoted By: >>48560778

Could I shill my thread here? Ii think it’s relevant to this thread. If not, could I at least post the template I made? I worked hard on it and it would suck if it went to waste.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 21:53:29 No.48560611 Report

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>>48559914
Mudkip (It will evolve later on tho, being no longer a shouldermon)
Kanto (My hometown would be Cinnabar Island. I would have relatives in Blackthorn city.)
Sabrina

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 22:00:46 No.48560676 Report

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>>48559968
What a fucking wife.
She is like a goddess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 22:01:09 No.48560681 Report

Quoted By:

>>48559914
>Shoulder
Mudkip at the beginning, Swampert at the end
>Region
Hoenn. Too many good memories
>Pkwife
If we limit ourselves to the region, the sexy trainer with a seviper close to the safari zone. If I'm allowed beyond the region, Hex maniac (you know the one).

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 22:05:11 No.48560708 Report

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>>48559914
Emolga
Hoenn
Winona

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 22:12:56 No.48560778 Report

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>>48560423
Fuck it, i'll post it anyway. Feel free to use it. Or not. Whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 22:16:52 No.48560803 Report

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Gardevoir
Kalos
Cynthia

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 22:18:24 No.48560820 Report

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Shouldermons are for faggots
Unova
Your mom

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 22:47:17 No.48561042 Report

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>>48559914
>Who would your shouldermon be?
Magnemite, if it counts since it's always floating. With a Skarmory as my ace.
>What region would you live/adventure in?
I'm partial to either Sinnoh or Unova to live in, but Hoenn is definitely the most fun to adventure on. You have everything there, from a volcano or a desert to islands in the middle of nowehere or a giant graveyard and all the west side routes are comfy as fuck and fun to traverse.
>Which Poké Girl would be your wife?
I'd probably hook up with a female Pokémon Ranger (X/Y) or a Ace Trainer and travel the different regions.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 22:48:02 No.48561046 Report

Quoted By:

>>48559914
Salamence.
Hoenn.
May.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 22:53:17 No.48561091 Report

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>>48560109
Big hair and brown

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 22:54:36 No.48561105 Report

Quoted By:

>>48559914
Teddiursa
Johto
Janine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 22:58:55 No.48561134 Report

Quoted By:

>>48559914
>Paras
Enjoy dying an early death from constant spore inhalation
>Who would your shouldermon be?
I wanna say Dunsparce cause he's my guy but I'd imagine Whimsicott would be better, fluffy cloud on your shoulder.
>What region would you live/adventure in?
Galar, seems like it has lots of cool sites
>Which Poké Girl would be your wife?
Cyrus
>>48560244
based taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 23:04:33 No.48561180 Report

Quoted By: >>48561789

>Espurr
>Kalos
>Drasna (Don't judge I want a GILF)

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 23:21:02 No.48561306 Report

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>>48559914
>Who would your shouldermon be?
shuppet only because it levitates, other wise no.
>What region would you live/adventure in?
Hoenn or Galar
>Which Poké Girl would be your wife?
She has to be someone competent, Korrina maybe Iris, idk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 00:05:26 No.48561567 Report

Quoted By:

>>48559914
>odish
>hoenn
>gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 00:42:48 No.48561770 Report

Quoted By:

>>48559914
>>Who would your shouldermon be?
My actual partner is Emboar. However, my cute shouldermon pick anyway is Emolga.
>>What region would you live/adventure in?
Unova
>>Which Poké Girl would be your wife?
Shauntal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 00:45:49 No.48561789 Report

Quoted By: >>48561815

>>48561180
Based grandma fucker, what do you like about her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 00:46:56 No.48561795 Report

Quoted By: >>48561853 >>48562142 >>48562266

>>48559914
>>Who would your shouldermon be?
None because I’m not autistic.
>>Which Poké Girl would be your wife?
None because I’m not autistic.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 00:48:20 No.48561804 Report

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>Sylveon
>Kalos
>My wife Valerie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 00:49:23 No.48561815 Report

Quoted By:

>>48561789
Her smile and she seems just like a nice person all around

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 00:49:24 No.48561816 Report

Quoted By: >>48563929

>>48560074
hi pooch

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 00:54:11 No.48561837 Report

Quoted By: >>48563929

Galarian Meowth or Meltan
Sinnoh
None because I don't deserve romance

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 00:56:29 No.48561853 Report

Quoted By:

>>48561795
Then why are you here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 00:59:35 No.48561865 Report

Quoted By: >>48561875

>>48559914
>Who would your shouldermon be?
Wouldn't have one, I don't want to be a taxi.
>What region would you live/adventure in?
Indigo, if only because that's two regions right next to each other.
>Which Poké Girl would be your wife?
None, I'm not a pedophile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 01:02:01 No.48561875 Report

Quoted By: >>48561890

>>48561865
>all female characters are children
based retard

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 01:04:27 No.48561890 Report

Quoted By: >>48561902 >>48563929

>>48561875
None of the characters - male or female- are attractive to me, or they have some horrible personality flaw that puts me off them. Besides, I have no interest in getting married. I'm going to train a top tier team and then go live alone on a mountain like the chad red

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 01:06:13 No.48561902 Report

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>>48561890
That's fair

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 01:50:50 No.48562134 Report

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>clobbopus & croagunk
>unova
>Worker lady

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 01:52:53 No.48562142 Report

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>>48561795
Why

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 02:04:02 No.48562196 Report

Quoted By: >>48562260 >>48562321

>>48559914
>Murkrow nicknamed Nevermore
>Sinnoh
>Marley because she doesn't get enough love

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 02:14:55 No.48562260 Report

Quoted By: >>48562281

>>48562196
Is that you Eunice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 02:16:09 No.48562266 Report

Quoted By:

>>48561795
Based, two perma virgins already seething at the truth

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 02:18:38 No.48562281 Report

Quoted By: >>48564486

>>48562260
He from a fan-game or something? I only know Eusine from Crystal

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 02:19:53 No.48562287 Report

Quoted By: >>48562321

>>48559914
>Shouldermon
Litwick. I find him adorable.
>Region
Sinnoh. I love the atmosphere.
>Pokegirl
Dawn. I'm not at all into spanking, but something about her makes me want to spank her panty clad ass until she can't feel her cheeks anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 02:23:48 No.48562321 Report

Quoted By: >>48562352

>>48562287
>>48562196
Nevermind. I change my Pokegirl to Marley also. She needs much more porn. Fucking love short hair.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 02:29:57 No.48562352 Report

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>>48562321
I am completely fine with Marley having hardly any porn, she's pretty much a hidden gem for those that have fully played through Platinum and like her type. Gardenia needs more hentai for my abs fetish though.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 08:43:43 No.48563736 Report

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>Fletchling
>Kalos
>anime Serena

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 09:48:47 No.48563929 Report

Quoted By: >>48563980

>>48561816
Who's pooch?
>>48561837
Everyone deserves someone to cuddle with!
>>48561890
>Red
>Chad

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 09:53:11 No.48563944 Report

Quoted By:

>>48559914
>spiritomb
>sinnoh
>jupiter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 10:08:04 No.48563972 Report

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Exeggcute
Johto because of easy access to Kanto
Anyone with long big hair, preferably curly. Or I'd feminize a tomboy.Not picky.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 10:09:20 No.48563980 Report

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>>48563929
>Everyone deserves someone to cuddle with!
Then Bea or Clair? I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 10:17:21 No.48564008 Report

Quoted By:

>>48559914
Totodile
KUNTOOOOOOH
None.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 13:01:24 No.48564486 Report

Quoted By: >>48564538

>>48562281
Nah, just some dude who keeps making Marley threads on /vp/, he doesnt do it every day tho

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 13:12:52 No.48564538 Report

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>>48564486
Sort of like armatard on my home board. I only come here occasionally but every board has those people for some reason.

>t. /k/ommando

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 13:33:14 No.48564607 Report

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>>48559914
>Zorua
>Galar
>Klara
I'd brave the wilds with my team of CHAD dark types and my bumfuck useless baggage Klara—though I'd try to eventually aim for a harem.

On my to-do list would be to seduce Melony and have hot steamy sex in some snowy mountain outpost, chill on Stow-On-Side and build a secret base on the cliffs, and punch that skinny faggot Piers on the throat and fight for the region's dark-type supremacy. Also I would discreetly murder Bede and bury the body.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 13:34:50 No.48564614 Report

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>Emolga
>Kalos
>Emma
Emolga is my homie so if I had to have a small Pokémon to carry around, it’d be him. My Pokéwife would be Emma and I’d support her with her studying and superhero side job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 14:41:36 No.48564917 Report

Quoted By: >>48564948

>>48559914
My always out of pokeball partner would be absol, but it's tiresome to carry absol over your shoulder, so not sure it qualifies as shouldermon.

Region is Alola.

I don't need a wife. But if i have to, then Serena, she's the only one old enough to marry that i can remember. (and she has an absol too, which is nice, absol bros)

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Anonymous Sun 31 Oct 2021 14:48:14 No.48564948 Report

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>>48564917
If your pokemon's too big to be the shouldermon, you must BECOME the shouldermon

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