>be you
>in the midst of a fantastical date with your new busty typho gf
>her curves and stunning eyes make her irresistible to you
>so much so that you completely overlooked having watched her down 3 different casseroles, a gourmet soufflé, and an entire triple chocolate cake
>after the two of you finish your food, you begin making flirtatious small talk
>*brrrrt*
>what was that?
>begin to pick up a faint, reeking smell coming from the side of your fiery sweetheart
>did she just...?
>you try to rationalize what just happened
>to be fair, she's probably just nervous, or maybe she ate too much at once
>think nothing of it, go back to talking
>as the minutes go by, you can't help but notice her beginning to get more fidgety
>more frrrts and braps coming from her end of the table
>she's starting to sweat, eyes darting around frantically
>you begin to open your mouth and ask if she's all right before you notice her face scrunch up
>she evokes a quiet, guttural "hrrrrrgh" grunt
>you begin to hear an indicative hissing and crackling
>with an unmistakable stink beginning to fill the air
>is she actually...?
>you tilt to one side to confirm your suspicions
>a massive, lengthy brown coil protrudes from her round, plump buttcheeks
>as it grows in length, you come to terms with the reality of your situation
>"my girlfriend is..."
>"she's..."
>"..."
>"so fucking hot"
