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I went to target yesterday and actually saw the mini switches in person for the first time next to a regular one. Why the fuck would anyone buy one? If it was $149 or less then maybe. But you only have the tiny screen, cant play on tv, Cant remove the controller things, and in handheld mode the regular switch isn't much bigger so the portability point is nearly moot. It should not be only 100 bux cheaper than the real deal, fuck that. I dont want to play home console games on a shitty little eye cancer inducing screen. The guy was like "we're getting some pokemon ones in tomorrow" I just went hmm. I wanted to say, "how dare you presume me to be a pokemon fan. Im a grown man. I don't play that shit. (I do though) even if I did i wouldn't buy that train wreck that is swsh (I actually do want to try it now for some reason) or that soulless botw clone or those awful chibi nightmares. Not to mention some fat mexican bitch will come here the second you open and buy all of your stock to scalp on facebook market." I didn't actually say any of that. But gave him just a little sharp look when he said pokemon. I hope it was enough to say how I felt. YOU DONT KNOW ME BRO.
