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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:00:14 No.48672665 View View Reply Original Report

ITT: Junichi Masuda is now directing your favorite game. How does he fuck it up

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:01:58 No.48672686 Report

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>>48672665
>Persona 5
>"We removed Velvet room fights cause we felt it was too difficult. Kids would rather play on their smartphones then do these fights
>Confidants are reduced cause Kids feel like making bonds with friends is too difficult and would rather play on their smartphones

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:10:02 No.48672777 Report

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>>48672665
The Colony 6 Reconstruction Project Has Started!

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:10:38 No.48672787 Report

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Masuda is already directing my favorite game :)

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:11:49 No.48672802 Report

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>Paper Mario TTYD
He'd just turn it into Sticker Star

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:17:04 No.48672854 Report

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>>48672665
>Xenoblade Chronicles
All the maps are now hallways

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:17:31 No.48672859 Report

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>"kids these days dont have the attention span for levelinig up, so we've reduced the level cap from 9999 to lv. 100, hahaha"
>"we've removed features like speeding up attack animations and movement speed, if people wanted to move faster, they could simply throw every turn and turn attack animations off"

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:43:53 No.48673177 Report

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>Monster Hunter
>Weapons and Armor auto upgrade if you get undergeared
>Any fight that takes more than 5 minutes has the monster flee, but still gives you a couple of drops.
>"Fans would rather play on smartphones these days haha."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:45:14 No.48673186 Report

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>>48672665
>Smash Bros

Not a thing he could do to ruin it because it already sucks lmao

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:46:19 No.48673194 Report

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>>48672665
Leave him alone.

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:46:44 No.48673196 Report

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>>48672665
Persona 5 Royal :
Game locked on safety mode. No new game+. Time does not pass after actions and you can let it pass manually. Because time management is to difficult. Skill cards infinitely usable and found in dungeons. Only personas of same arcana fusable because original fusion mechanics are to difficult. Enemies cannot use insta-death moves.

Shadowverse champions battle:
Opponents start using a rank decks in last chapter. AA decks in postgame. Master Rank decks only used in special competitive.like facility that doesnt let you choose your opponents. Opponents dont use game-exclusive cards. No duels with special rules.

Tokyo Mirage Sessions #Fe Encore:
Lock game on easy mode + lower stats of all remotely challenging opponents. Remove new game+.

Yugioh Legacy Of The Duelist Link Evolution:
Nerf all opponent decks that actually have a chance of winning against your casual builds.

Most fun thread by a long time. XD

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:47:54 No.48673208 Report

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>Streets of Rage
>combos removed in favor of a size power-up which scales your character's sprite 3x
>only two playable characters to make room for "quality animations"
>the character you don't play as interrupts you regularly in the level to give you healing and life advice

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:48:55 No.48673215 Report

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>>48673194
Mistah Merricuh? Why are you slacking off?

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:50:27 No.48673231 Report

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>>48673186
t:smeleefart

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:50:33 No.48673234 Report

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>>48672665
>mega man
imagine mega man 5, but instead of being the most aesthetically pleasing mega man game and the best soundtrack, it's mega man 1 graphics with mega man 8 or 11 soundtrack

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:52:06 No.48673251 Report

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>>48672665
>Harvest Moon Back to Nature
The marriage project has started!

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:52:10 No.48673252 Report

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>>48673231
>t. Suckarai shill

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:52:41 No.48673258 Report

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Kid Icarus: Uprising
>there is no voice acting
>there is no difficulty options
>there is no boss rush
>there is no side content
>everyone is a chibi because 3DS too hard
>frame drops at every moment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:53:08 No.48673261 Report

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>>48673186
>he hates his favorite GAME
Imagine being a Masuda's shill

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:53:31 No.48673266 Report

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>>48672665
it's not my favorite game anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:54:09 No.48673276 Report

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>>48673252
Sakurai also directed Meelee, dumb zoomer.

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 17:56:42 No.48673298 Report

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>any Sonic game

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 18:00:05 No.48673331 Report

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>Try to sequence break to skip the Spore Spawn fight.
>There's a crowd of dancing fat space pirates blocking the way to Red Brinstar until Spore Spawn is killed.

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 18:16:56 No.48673528 Report

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>>48672665
Jak and Daxter
>Keira and Samos spell out how to get the nearest power cell every 2 minutes
>Daxter only says his name
>Gol is voiced by Post Malone instead of Dee Snider
>the 2 hidden power cells are changed for being too difficult to find
>texture glitches and dropped frames everywhere, so basically not unlike the PS4/PS5 ports
>no open world, there's a Sonic 06-tier load screen every time you enter a different level

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 18:18:13 No.48673548 Report

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>>48672665
Ace Combat
>There are now two games, Ace Combat: Belka edition, and Ace Combat: Osea edition
>Newgame+ completely removed
>You need to play through the game at least once to unlock easy and hard modes
>"Due to time constraints, we will have to remove some of the most iconic aircraft in the roster, small indie company please understand"
>The International Space Elevator Project has started!

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 18:18:50 No.48673558 Report

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I mean Masuda already did direct Black & White. Granted that was before normie's reaction to that game caused him to turn evil

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 18:26:27 No.48673654 Report

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>>48673558
If 2021 Masuda directed BW:
>game only has unova pokemon, with the exception of Pikachu and Charizard lines
>N's castle is just one hallway
>Castelia city is now one giant alleyway so kids don't get lost
>The Black City/White Forest project has started!
>The PWT project has started!
>Victini is given to you in Castelia city without the event

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 18:29:07 No.48673692 Report

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Fallout New Vegas
>He just makes Fallout 4

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 18:47:05 No.48673946 Report

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W-hat?? It's alREADY 2019?!?

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 18:47:41 No.48673958 Report

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>>48672854
Unironically an improvement

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 18:48:57 No.48673982 Report

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He already fucked it up.

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 18:49:07 No.48673984 Report

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>>48673692

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 18:50:36 No.48674013 Report

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>>48672665
Kirby doesn't have an unlockable hard mode
If you want to play half of the game you have to wait for paid dlc
Half of the abilities are tied to plastic toys $50 each

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 19:17:38 No.48674375 Report

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>>48673692
>4
Nah, he'd make 76 and then say that the jump to next gen consoles is the reason why its so shit
On a related note, at what point do you think pokedrones would stop defending pokemon if they ever had a release as bad as 76? My gut tells me that they'd never stop but my heart says they'd finally break at the survey doxxing

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 19:19:20 No.48674407 Report

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>Sonic 3 and Knuckles
It's now Sonic CD

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 19:21:16 No.48674439 Report

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>>48672665
golden sun
>discards the whole project in order to do another RBY remake

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 19:45:04 No.48674750 Report

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>>48672665
Mmmh lets see
>No miximax, no keshin armed, no tactic hissatsu, you can only recruit Raimon players from s1 (not the go one because muh nostagia), hissatsu cant level up, fire tornado is the only shot hissatsu, you cant change kits, in every match you have 3 goals ahead do it's not too hard, Taisen routes are removed because muh smartphone
Yeah look horrific

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:05:49 No.48674986 Report

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>>48672665
>how does he screw it up

By directing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:10:29 No.48675041 Report

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>>48672665
>Dark Souls
>"You no longer lose your souls upon dying and you can now place a bonfire anywhere you are"

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:11:14 No.48675046 Report

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>>48672665
Majora's Mask
>many kids did not complete the game because the dungeons were too hard, now they're all corridors
>the moon was deemed too stressful and scary for kids *raughs* that's why there's nothing in the sky
>people would get lost by the side content and not know what to do, so now characters tell you when you're not exploring the 4 dungeons as expected

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:11:56 No.48675060 Report

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>Final Fantasy XIV
It's 1.0 again.

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:12:47 No.48675069 Report

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>>48672665
tetris will go back to the original soviet union version
fuck

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:13:36 No.48675078 Report

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>>48672665
>TWEWY
>Half the pins removed even though there's no reason to remove them
>Remove the fashion system
>Make the music MIDIs
>Remove Ultimate difficulty
>Can't go back to previous days anymore
>The characters all re-use the same animations
>The top screen character acts automatically but does really poorly
>"We streamlined the process so people don't feel bad if they can't master the system"

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:14:12 No.48675086 Report

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>>48672665
Just look at gen 6/7 but even worse

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:16:56 No.48675116 Report

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Pretty sure he’s actually directing the GTA trilogy demakes.

>the san fierro bridge project has started!

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:18:45 No.48675134 Report

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>>48672665
>Ace Attorney
Dialogue is cut down to 1/8th of the length because "people primarily play on their phones now, and won't have the patience to play the entire game" so all suspense and buildup is gone in exchange for sloppily written murder mysteries. The correct option is also automatically chosen after 2 failed attempts so that people don't get frustrated and put the game down.

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:19:56 No.48675146 Report

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>>48675134
Oh so kinda like Danganronpa

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:24:34 No.48675223 Report

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>>48675146
danganronpa has 2 hours monologues. it would more like those cheap and forgotten 90s eroges

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:25:12 No.48675232 Report

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>>48672665
Idk the state of the Sonic franchise is so bad he might accidentally improve it.

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:26:07 No.48675246 Report

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>>48672665
NO FUCK OFF WE JUST GOT THE NEWS OF OSHUR AND NOW THIS FUCK WADDLES IN. He'll probably put it behind DLC, strip out most of the new water mechanics, get rid of new construction updates, and water down whatever campaign comes next.

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:28:08 No.48675267 Report

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>>48672665
>Pokémon Sapphire

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:28:24 No.48675271 Report

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>>48672665
>majora's mask
it was already fucked up. he'd probably make great bay and stone tower temple straight lines though, and remove the fairies. oh and just have the frozen goron be in the town.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:29:35 No.48675285 Report

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>>48675146
>Danganronpa
Game is made with a much younger audience in mind, so punishment times are completely taken out. Rather than being "killed" the student is instead "knocked out" and both the bully and victim are expelled at the end of the day. No stab wounds or blood are seen at all.

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:30:24 No.48675298 Report

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>>48672665
>SA2
>Remove missions
>Make the Emerald Radar detect all shards/keys/chaos emeralds
>Omochao talks to you everytime you start, restart, or respawn, and you can't move until he's done talking
>Unskippable cutscenes
>Only Homing Missile, all break away objects are gone
>Get 2000 points for each enemy
>A rank every stage
>Chao is $30 DLC

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:32:14 No.48675317 Report

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>>48675285
I would play that

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:33:55 No.48675336 Report

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>>48675317
You want Total Drama Island: The game

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:37:50 No.48675375 Report

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>>48675246
On top of that he'd probably replace Containment Facilities with something simple like techplants for being roo mazelike despite CFs literally having arrows on the floor telling you where to go

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:40:58 No.48675421 Report

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>>48672665
>Stardew Valley
All the characters have their personalities removed, and the caves are removed for being too hard

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 20:54:54 No.48675578 Report

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>>48675060
>The Dalamud project has started!

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