>b-but I just want to shitpost!
Jack off.
>b-but I am too lazy to do it!
Jack off.
>b-but no one will care!
I will. Jack off.
>Sinnoh myth apologist!
Yes.
>b-but you're probably fucked in the head.
Jack off.
>b-but my rabbi said it's wrong so I don't need to prove anything!
You jack off. Him release his porn folders.
>b-but I just spent all my swimmers and it hurts to pee!
Jack off.
>b-but you shouldn't care about my refractory level!
Jack off.
>b-but I'm good, I promise! I-it just so happened that I showed my dignity, it's not because I follow trends like NNN!
Jack off.
>b-but you're disrespecting Alolatails
If a furfag in denial calls you a threat, then that probably means you're doing something right.
>b-but jannies ban me for 3 days!
Jack off and show me your weavile folder.
>b-but *buzzword buzzword buzzword*
Jack off.
>b-but you can't order my around! Y-You're just some random shitposter on the internet!
Jack off.
>Y-you f-first!
We will.
>Y-You will never be a woman!
Jack off.
>D-Do you want like 95% of /vp/ to Jack Off? T-they already read thousands of coom threads daily!
Yes. they need to be reeducated and reconditioned into better enjoyers of Pokemon. Fake fans will never be embraced in a just society.
>N-No that's not fair!
Jack off.
>b-but-
No more excuses. Jack off.