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Sinnoh is the gayest game in the franchise. I have irrefutable proof.
Dawn: Why do you think she cares about being the champion? That's right, pussy. She wants that sweet Cynthia pussy.
Cynthia: She stalks Dawn around and keeps "mentoring" her. She doesn't do this to any other aspiring trainer, only Dawn. Why do you think that is? That's right, Dawn pussy.
Cheryl: When you meet Cheryl, she's on her way to Eternia City, but she never explains why she's going there. She's not doing the gym challenges, and there's no tourist attraction there, so why do you think she's going there? That's right, it's because she's Gardenia's wife.
Gardenia: As I said, she's married to Cheryl. Think she wouldn't love Cheryl? Think again. Gardenia is a grass gym leader. Cheryl's hair is shaped like leaves. It's a sexy, curvy mature body with leaves on it. How could Gardenia say no to that?
Maylene: Maylene lives in Veilstone City. She likes to visit her "friend" Candice in Snowpoint City. We see in-game that Maylene doesn't use Fly and simply walks all the way there. That means she starts from Veilstone City, passes through the rainy Route 215, then the foggy Route 210, reach Celestic Town, continue through Route 211 to reach Mt. Coronet, traverse the northern part of Mt. Coronet to reach Route 216, go through the perpetual blizzard of Route 217, then through the Acuity Lakefront and then FINALLY reach Snowpoint City. And she does this BAREFOOT. You think she's doing this for friendship? Come on. Only THIRST can motivate a girl this bad.
Candice: OK, so you think "Well maybe it's one-sided, maybe Maylene is just a simp". Candice is an ICE TYPE trainer. Maylene is a FIGHTING TYPE trainer. Candice is WEAK to Maylene (both literally and figuratively). So why do you think she's friend with someone she's weak to? That's right, it's because the only FIST Candice takes from Maylene is IN BED.
You CANNOT refute
>But Fantina is straight!
SHE'S A FUCKING IMMIGRANT!
Dawn: Why do you think she cares about being the champion? That's right, pussy. She wants that sweet Cynthia pussy.
Cynthia: She stalks Dawn around and keeps "mentoring" her. She doesn't do this to any other aspiring trainer, only Dawn. Why do you think that is? That's right, Dawn pussy.
Cheryl: When you meet Cheryl, she's on her way to Eternia City, but she never explains why she's going there. She's not doing the gym challenges, and there's no tourist attraction there, so why do you think she's going there? That's right, it's because she's Gardenia's wife.
Gardenia: As I said, she's married to Cheryl. Think she wouldn't love Cheryl? Think again. Gardenia is a grass gym leader. Cheryl's hair is shaped like leaves. It's a sexy, curvy mature body with leaves on it. How could Gardenia say no to that?
Maylene: Maylene lives in Veilstone City. She likes to visit her "friend" Candice in Snowpoint City. We see in-game that Maylene doesn't use Fly and simply walks all the way there. That means she starts from Veilstone City, passes through the rainy Route 215, then the foggy Route 210, reach Celestic Town, continue through Route 211 to reach Mt. Coronet, traverse the northern part of Mt. Coronet to reach Route 216, go through the perpetual blizzard of Route 217, then through the Acuity Lakefront and then FINALLY reach Snowpoint City. And she does this BAREFOOT. You think she's doing this for friendship? Come on. Only THIRST can motivate a girl this bad.
Candice: OK, so you think "Well maybe it's one-sided, maybe Maylene is just a simp". Candice is an ICE TYPE trainer. Maylene is a FIGHTING TYPE trainer. Candice is WEAK to Maylene (both literally and figuratively). So why do you think she's friend with someone she's weak to? That's right, it's because the only FIST Candice takes from Maylene is IN BED.
You CANNOT refute
>But Fantina is straight!
SHE'S A FUCKING IMMIGRANT!
