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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:13:33 No.48731605 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>48731622 >>48731642 >>48731866 >>48731909 >>48732015 >>48732367 >>48732488

Which pokegirl's butt do you want to lick? For me it's definitely Mallow. Imagine how she would react when you tickle her hole with your tongue, and the lewd face she would make when you stick it all the way inside. Playing with her butt would be my favorite activity of the day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:15:06 No.48731622 Report

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>>48731605
None of them because I’m not a degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:16:49 No.48731642 Report

Quoted By: >>48731674 >>48731839 >>48731877 >>48732233

>>48731605
You know girls poop from there right? She's no porn actress, so chances she takes enough care of her hole for you not to get any stains are pretty much zero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:20:08 No.48731674 Report

Quoted By: >>48731813 >>48731875

>>48731642
Every girl washes her butt, so I have no problem licking it at any time of the day. In times where she has diarrhea, I will abstain from her butthole and just stick my tongue in her vagina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:37:29 No.48731813 Report

Quoted By: >>48731895

>>48731674
Didn't you just say that you want to stick your tongue inside her butt? Women clean the insides of their butts by injecting saline and releasing it by applying pressure before the act. Extra measures also include refraining from eating for a while. Normally only porn actresses who earn their bread with their butts go to such lengths. If you fuck a regular woman in the ass, chances are you're either end up with your dick covered in stains or worse, hit an "obstacle", and you're nit going to like the smell in both cases.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:40:02 No.48731839 Report

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>>48731642
Hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:43:11 No.48731866 Report

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>>48731605
I'd make out with the asshole of any cute Pokegirl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:43:58 No.48731875 Report

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>>48731674
>every girl washes her butt
i dont

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:44:07 No.48731877 Report

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>>48731642
you know normal people have regular showers right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:45:10 No.48731886 Report

Quoted By: >>48731897 >>48731946

gay guy here
why dont women clean their shitboxes so they can get their dark cave spelunked without flash

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:45:51 No.48731895 Report

Quoted By: >>48731930 >>48731985

>>48731813
How would you know that, maggot? I would go as far as to bet that 95% of all hygienic girl's buttholes are very safe to lick and stick your tongue in. Don't project your own disgusting self to it.

If it makes you stop having an autistic meltdown, I would also be willing to clean her butt first before sticking my tongue in, by going to the shower with her and sticking my fingers as deep inside her as possible, and rubbing her insides, while water is streaming on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:46:03 No.48731897 Report

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>>48731886
I guess women care less because it’s not their primary hole for sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:46:58 No.48731909 Report

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>>48731605
Replace "butt" with "toes" and I'll give you a grocery list.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:48:38 No.48731930 Report

Quoted By: >>48731947

>>48731895
anon have you even been anywhere near a girls butthole before

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:50:08 No.48731946 Report

Quoted By: >>48731970

>>48731886
My GF isn’t into the idea of anal and from I can tell this is very common, why would they prefer butt stuff when they can get fucked in the pussy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:50:13 No.48731947 Report

Quoted By: >>48731983 >>48732059 >>48732091 >>48732423

>>48731930
Would I be here if I was? I'm a virgin like everyone else here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:52:32 No.48731970 Report

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>>48731946
>My GF isn’t into the idea of anal
What about kissing / licking / sticking your tongue inside? Does she let you play with her butthole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:53:44 No.48731983 Report

Quoted By: >>48732099

>>48731947
>like everyone else here
Slow down there. I have a wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:53:50 No.48731985 Report

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>>48731895
>unwarranted insults
The one having an autistic meltdown is you.

I know all this stuff because I've used to watch and read a lot of porn with anal sex, and I've also heard irl stories of people doing this stuff unprepared (no way in hell I'm coming close to a real female though kek)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:55:29 No.48731997 Report

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THERE IS SHIT IN A BUTT AND YOU CANNOT CLEAN SHIT OUT OF A BUTT BECAUSE THE BUTT IS A GIANT INTERTWINING TUBE SPANNING 24 FEET YOU CANNOT CLEAN 24 FEET OF SHIT NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY ENJOY THE FINE NUTTY TASTE OF SHIT

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:58:23 No.48732015 Report

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>>48731605

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:01:51 No.48732043 Report

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>>48731970
No. I kinda wanna but she’s not really that sorta girl. She was a virgin before she met me so naturally she’s very unaware of all that kinky play. She unironically didn’t even know what a blow job was called so when I asked for one she was confused. Patience is key I suppose, cause I totally am into that stuff but I don’t wanna make her uncomfortable

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:04:01 No.48732059 Report

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>>48731947
Anon…

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:07:31 No.48732091 Report

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>>48731947
speak for yourself pall

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:09:00 No.48732098 Report

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Reminder that if OP posted a Pokemon he'd been banned

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:09:03 No.48732099 Report

Quoted By: >>48732117 >>48732120

>>48731983
>>48732059
>>48732091
Gay sex doesn't count you troons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:09:43 No.48732102 Report

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>>48731997
We're scatfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:11:21 No.48732117 Report

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>>48732099
My wife is a female with long hair and a god given vagina. Nothing gay about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:11:38 No.48732120 Report

Quoted By: >>48732174 >>48732218

>>48732099
>I’m a virgin like everyone else here
If you’ve ever been in those confession threads you’d know plenty of people here actually do have sex. Plenty of it. Stop projecting, there’s no shame in being a virgin as long as you aren’t defensive about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:18:50 No.48732174 Report

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>>48732120
People who post in those kinds of threads are not representative of the boards population, you can tell from their style of posting they're tourists who don't belong here. They're always around looking for an opportunity to start their soc/blog tier shit, thankfully janny usually interrupts his furry mastrubation sessions to wipe them out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:24:25 No.48732218 Report

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>>48732120
Posting in the confession threads makes your virginity come back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:26:24 No.48732233 Report

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>>48731642
Yes and?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:42:58 No.48732367 Report

Quoted By: >>48732404 >>48732452

>>48731605
>There are people in the world who talk this autistically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:48:51 No.48732404 Report

Quoted By: >>48732490

>>48732367
>There are people in the world who
Gonna stop you right there anon, there are over 7 billion humans on Earth at this very moment. There are quite literally, people who _____ (everything you can think of).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:50:55 No.48732423 Report

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>>48731947
>I'm a virgin like everyone else here.
Am married with wife who browses /lit/ from time to time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:54:02 No.48732452 Report

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>>48732367
You'll never meet these people, so what do you care? Being anonymous is pretty much being behind closed doors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 20:00:19 No.48732488 Report

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>>48731605
Marnie’s butt looks delicious but that’s all i can say about her as a character

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 20:00:52 No.48732490 Report

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>>48732404
>Gonna stop you right there anon, there are over 7 billion humans on Earth at this very moment. There are quite literally, people who _____ (everything you can think of).
I know you're baiting me with this autistic quip, but that was the goal of this whole thread in the first place, so I might as well reply: MY POST WAS A RHETORICAL STATEMENT, you fucking deformity.

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