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To all you piratefags, listen up

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I'm done with this shit.

You cocky children brag about how you've been playing for free the sloppy 15 years old code we've been phoning in for the last two decades and that millions keep buying anyway. Listen up: you are no better than anyone because we are not even trying to protect the software from piracy. Why are not even trying?

>First, we don't give a damn. People keep buying trash we slap the Pokémon logo on it. If it's not you, it'll be someone else.
>Second, if we can't be bothered to protect our own product, just like a man doesn't feel protective of the dump he dropped into the toilet, it is because we don't care about said product. Pirate away, there will be 50 people who will buy it anyway.
>Third, the studio was done for life the moment we convinced people to dump their Pokémon in the Pokémon Home prison, forcing them keep us giving their lunch money until they fucking die or retire and we get to delete all their trash data from the server we have under the staircase

We just can't lose.

Pirating doesn't make you better than those who do not play our games, it only makes you better than those who did not buy. You still consumed the product, engaged in the fanbase, touched yourself to the underage girls we sold you and supported the official release.

It is all part of the plan of humiliating you as a person and as a fan community as much as possible, all aware that, in the very end, you always have and always will buy it anyway.