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Quoted By: >>48762687 >>48763133 >>48763179
Replaying the Pokemon Moon main story and decide I want to catch a Gabite. You get those from Haino desert. Have to do a bit of SOS chaining with Sandile apparently but looks simple enough.
Or so I thought.
These motherFUCKERS ARE BORN AND BRED FOR NO REASON OTHER TO BE A CHEEKY PAIN IN YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO GOD GF SAW THE LEVEL RANGE FOR WILD POKEMON IN HAINO WAS 27-31, LOOKED AT SANDILE'S LEVEL UP MOVES AND PUT THEM EVERYWHERE JUST TO SADISTICALLY SMITE ANYONE WHO WANTED A GABITE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT FUCK'S MOVESET IS DIG (HAHA I HOPE YOU ENJOY TONS AND TONS OF WASTED TURNS!), MUD-SLAP (HAHA I HOPE YOU WEREN'T PLANNING ON KO'ING THAT SANDILE I JUST CALLED IN OR LANDING ANY OF YOUR ATTACKS AT ALL FOR THAT MATTER BECAUSE YOU'RE ON A ONE-WAY EXPRESS TO -6 ACCURACY), SWAGGER (HERE HAHA HERE TAKE THIS CONFUSION BULLSHIT ON TOP OF ALL THE ACCURACY HEADACHES I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THAT YOUR POKEMON'S GOING TO BE HITTING ITSELF WAY MORE THAN IT HITS EITHER OF THE FAGGOT FUCKING SANDILES ACROSS FROM IT), AND EMBARGO (JUST IN CASE YOU WERE PLANNING TO HEAL YOUR POKEMON'S HP OR CURE THEIR CONFUSION -- CAN'T HAVE THAT NOW CAN WE ;^)).
THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS LITERALLY MADE TO MAKE YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF THAT'S IT'S FUCK IT YOU WIN GF I DON'T EVEN WANT A GABITE ANYMORE I'VE SPENT MORE THAN 48 HOURS RIPPING MY HAIR OUT FOR THIS SHIT YOU WIN I QUIT FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS STUPID FAGGOT KROK MOST OF ALL.
Or so I thought.
These motherFUCKERS ARE BORN AND BRED FOR NO REASON OTHER TO BE A CHEEKY PAIN IN YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO GOD GF SAW THE LEVEL RANGE FOR WILD POKEMON IN HAINO WAS 27-31, LOOKED AT SANDILE'S LEVEL UP MOVES AND PUT THEM EVERYWHERE JUST TO SADISTICALLY SMITE ANYONE WHO WANTED A GABITE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT FUCK'S MOVESET IS DIG (HAHA I HOPE YOU ENJOY TONS AND TONS OF WASTED TURNS!), MUD-SLAP (HAHA I HOPE YOU WEREN'T PLANNING ON KO'ING THAT SANDILE I JUST CALLED IN OR LANDING ANY OF YOUR ATTACKS AT ALL FOR THAT MATTER BECAUSE YOU'RE ON A ONE-WAY EXPRESS TO -6 ACCURACY), SWAGGER (HERE HAHA HERE TAKE THIS CONFUSION BULLSHIT ON TOP OF ALL THE ACCURACY HEADACHES I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THAT YOUR POKEMON'S GOING TO BE HITTING ITSELF WAY MORE THAN IT HITS EITHER OF THE FAGGOT FUCKING SANDILES ACROSS FROM IT), AND EMBARGO (JUST IN CASE YOU WERE PLANNING TO HEAL YOUR POKEMON'S HP OR CURE THEIR CONFUSION -- CAN'T HAVE THAT NOW CAN WE ;^)).
THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS LITERALLY MADE TO MAKE YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF THAT'S IT'S FUCK IT YOU WIN GF I DON'T EVEN WANT A GABITE ANYMORE I'VE SPENT MORE THAN 48 HOURS RIPPING MY HAIR OUT FOR THIS SHIT YOU WIN I QUIT FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS STUPID FAGGOT KROK MOST OF ALL.
