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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 14:43:25 No.48781925 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>48781981 >>48781998 >>48782366 >>48783346 >>48783750 >>48783772 >>48784162

normal humans:
>this pokemon looks cool. I guess it kinda looks like a girl? Like with hair and a skirt? Idk could also just be a shower curtain pokemon if you ask me
vp:
UUUUAAAAHHHHHH HHHHRRRNNNNNNGGGG IM GONNA COOOOOOOM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 14:50:06 No.48781981 Report

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>>48781925
>normal humans
>ever finding girly shit like gardevore cool
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 14:51:27 No.48781998 Report

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>>48781925
normal humans:
>this pokemon looks like a girl, okay
vp:
normal humans:
>this pokemon looks cool. I guess it kinda looks like a girl? Like with hair and a skirt? Idk could also just be a shower curtain pokemon if you ask me
vp:
UUUUAAAAHHHHHH HHHHRRRNNNNNNGGGG IM GONNA COOOOOOOM

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 15:38:53 No.48782366 Report

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>>48781925
A perfect example of how "normal" doesn't mean "good", "correct", or "proper".
A human who doesn't want to blast a Gardevoir's thirsty womb with everything he's got is defective.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 15:43:55 No.48782402 Report

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get down with the thiccness

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 15:46:24 No.48782423 Report

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>>48782366
the species lays eggs, meaning they don't have wombs.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 15:48:23 No.48782443 Report

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>>48782423
fuck em in the egg hole u retard

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 15:54:08 No.48782491 Report

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>>48782366
Or maybe they're normal human beings who don't find the idea attractive for good reasons. Why settle for the magical dog when there's adult women who are drawn attractive? Mayhaps you should rethink your priorities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 17:55:10 No.48783346 Report

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>>48781925
Normal humans don't play Pokemon past the age of 14

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 17:57:44 No.48783366 Report

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>love Garde so much that I wish to be one of her own
>headcanon about having sex via chest spikes
What does this make me?

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 18:03:54 No.48783417 Report

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 18:05:25 No.48783432 Report

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I think Gardevoir looks UGLY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 18:44:39 No.48783750 Report

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>>48781925
UUUUAAAAHHHHHH HHHHRRRNNNNNNGGGG IM GONNA COOOOOOOM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 18:47:16 No.48783772 Report

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>>48781925
The majority of normie fans would, in fact, fuck a pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 18:50:58 No.48783801 Report

Quoted By: >>48783850 >>48783870

>>48783772
If they saw gardevoir in real life then they wouldn’t. They’re just like Powerpuff Girls, they seem like they might look normal when standing by themselves, but once you put them next to a human, you see how off they would actually look.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 18:56:15 No.48783850 Report

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>>48783801
muh reel luf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 18:58:23 No.48783870 Report

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>>48783801
Here’s an example of what I’m talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 19:04:06 No.48783925 Report

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>>48783870
thats just bad drawing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 19:08:05 No.48783967 Report

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>>48783925
So they drew the human characters fine, but suddenly they shit themselves when they got to the gardevoir?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 19:10:55 No.48784002 Report

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>>48783967
>So they drew the human characters fine
they look like shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 19:28:04 No.48784162 Report

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>>48781925
Correct. She is my wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Nov 2021 19:36:59 No.48784279 Report

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>>48784002
Ok, but you can still see that they look way different than the humans. They wouldn’t be attractive. They would look ethereal, beautiful, and reminiscent of humans, but they wouldn’t look human. They wouldn’t be sexy.

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